It's the umbrella's fault. You know the little itsy cutesy pretty coloured paper ones they stick in your pretty frothy colourful drinks. They make it all seem so harmless, all that pink, and green and flowers, and swizzle sticks. What is with them? Is there a verb swizzle? What is that added extra to a stir that makes it swizzle worthy?
So yeah it's all that girly prettiness, it's deceptive. That's the good thing about tequila, there is no deception, you know how drunk you are going to get.
So yeah, drunk, and ranting, at you, on a postcard. So a little sorry about that. Not a lot sorry, cause, you know, maybe I needed to say some of that. But kinda sorry that it was so, well, blunt. And in a forum where you have no right of reply.
Was tempted to call to say sorry, like before you got the card, damage control and all, but Cris has hid my sim card.. so hope this apology suffices, even if it's a day late to you.
So yeah, it's the umbrella's fault. I had all intentions of not drinking down hear, you know to help with the thinking and sorting I was planning on doing. None of that today unfortunately, too much banging inside my head.
So
Sorry
Meredith
PS – if you even care, that was only drunk Meredith who decided on the true meaning of "so over", hungover Meredith is putting analysis of it on hold
