Is This For Real?
I woke up in a strange room that looked so modern and sexy I wanted to jump for joy! But my head hurt like I had been hit with a hammer. Rise and shine sunshine said the voice underneath me. Oh my god what happened last night? Well you fainted and a vampire attacked Vicki, said Damon. A what? A vampire AKA me! OMG I'm going nuts or insane! What do you mean you are a vampire? Like what Dracula? No like Edward Cullen! Eewww he is so gross! Just kidding so you're not scared that I'm a vampire, but you got freaked out that you thought I was like Edward Cullen? Yes what real man SPARKLES? I mean C'mon what is he a disco ball? Touché I like the way you think so any questions? Ummm do you burn in the sunlight? No I wear a special ring. Do you die from wooden stakes to the heart? Yes sadly… Ok last one do you drink human blood? Duuh who do think I am Stefan? So he is a vampire too, he kind of did remind me of the broody Edward Cullen and Elena is the klutzy Bella! We both busted out laughing and were holding our sides when Stefan and Elena walked in. I have been looking for you everywhere! Why are you in Damon's bed? She screamed. Oh well Damon brought me here. He what? Relax I mean we both slept in the same bed, I passed out last night and Damon took me to his house ok? What do I look like easy? I mean c'mon I'm like totally innocent, even though I often plead guilty. Right I'm sorry I should of have trusted you I'm sorry. Ok your forgiven just don't jump to conclusions Bella. Damon and me looked at each other and busted out laughing, as Elena and Stefan looked at us funny. Sorry inside joke, so what are we doing today? There is a party in celebration of the Comet tonight, said Elena. Maybe but I was thinking we could go watch a movie all four of us? I asked. Is that your way of asking me on a date Miss Brooke? Asked Damon. Well only in your dreams Dracula. Omg you know? Asked Elena. Yes I found out 10 minutes ago thank you very much. Wow I ran away and screamed. Ha I am so awesome! Go me! Right well maybe we can go see Paranormal activity four? Ok I am so up for it!
Damon drove me to my house and I ran Wonder Woman speed up to my room to change, but of course Damon was already sitting on my bed, if only I locked my window! So what to wear, what to wear? I looked through my clothes and cam across my favorite outfit EVER! I grabbed my holey, faded skinny jeans, with my Twisted Sisters t- shirt and Black Buckle boots. (That I stole from my favorite aunt Jenna AKA my only aunt Jenna) I went into the bathroom and changed and straighten my hair and apply some light makeup. I walked out and heard a low whistle. Wow you clean up nice Gilbert, said Damon. I know but its not a free show so one dollar please! You can't be serious? Yes so hand it over! The next thing I knew I was one dollar richer! Yeah me!
We drove to the movie theatre and we met up with Stefan and Elena and got some popcorn. We started watching the movie when I noticed my ex Josh with some girl practically sitting in his lap, (he now has really low standards) Damon noticed and saw that he was looking at me and came up with an idea. Hey what do you say we make him jealous? Asked Damon. I totally agree it would be my pleasure to make him jealous for once. So we started feeding each other popcorn and me silently giggling, (I hate people who do that but it was kind of fun) I looked over at Josh and he looked like he wanted to kill Damon. So to push him even further off the edge I leaned over really close to Damon and told him to play along. I kissed him and when we broke the kiss, Josh's date of the day was holding him back from climbing over the seats to get to Damon. Elena and Stefan looked like they had seen a unicorn and like they wanted to kill Damon. The movie ended and as we were walking out Josh came up to me asking who the heck Damon was. Hey you can have your girl of the week but I can't have my fun? C'mon get a new rulebook Josh and grow up! Well sorry id I don't want you to get hurt. Oh really and who was the one that cheated on me with my best friend I mean refresh my memory! I screamed. Hey babe what's wrong, said Damon. Oh nothing this idiot thinks that he still owns me. Sorry man but I think you lost you shot and by the way love the whole blonde bimbo thing you got going on, said Damon. Oh burn for Josh ha! Well gotta go! Peace put Suckas!
That was awesome Damon thank you a million times! Oh yeah we rock!
What was the meaning of that back there?, asked Elena. Well we decided that we cant live without each other!, I said as I hugged Damon who look just as fake lovestruck I did. Just kidding it was to make Josh jealous and it totally worked! Oh sorry it just looked so convincing, said Elena, What do you mean?, I asked. Well you both look like you enjoyed yourselves! Its called acting something we are pros in for your info!
Ok well I got to go home, Big party tonight right! Cool so how bout I pick up my fake girlfriend at her house at 7 o clock? Sounds cool tonight is gonna be fun making Josh squirm! We said our goodbyes and Damon dropped me off at my house and before I got out of the car Damon kissed me and said this can be our Dirty Little Secret? Heck yeah wouldn't want let this opportunity to date me fly by, now would you?, I asked. Nope I'm not that kind of guy, I know a good thing when I see it. Cool ill see you tonight!
Authors Note
Hey so I wrote this and Damon is a little out of character but oh well and my story does not follow the episodes completely but it kind of goes off its rocker every now and then. Hope yall liked new chapter will probably be up Sunday! Love yall - Britt
