I AM NOT DEAD~ I AM NOT DEAD~ I AM NOT DEAD~ I AM NOT DEAD
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Summary: What started off as a normal day, turns upside down when 6 little kids barge into class Crescent Moon and scream out "Mommy" and "Daddy" towards the Soul Eater gang. Who are these kids, and why are they calling the gang their parents? KiMa, PaNa, SouLi, TsuStar and more.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Soul Eater or it's amazing Characters. I do own the idea though ;D
Also, if the text is in italics, it's gonna be the persons thoughts (most of the time) or the flash back.
P.s Hana means flower in Japanese
Previously...
"Aww, thanks Kiddy!" The girls said as they leaned towards him to give him a hug. The two other boys glared at Kiddy, then started to argue about the ponies.
"Damn, does your dad spoil our children in the future or something?" Maka muttered to Kid.
"Probably." Was his reply, along with a playful smile.
Black*Star looked at the kids with a thinking expression upon his face. Me and Tsubaki, Liz and Soul, Maka and Kid, then there's Patti and Crona?
"Wait!" Black*Star stopped on the spot, making his friends stop too, but the kids just continued to walk, excited to see Lord Death.
"What's wrong Black*Star?" Tsubaki asked sweetly. She placed a hand on his shoulder, and tilted her head.
"Uhh, okay. Just to make things clear. In the future I'm gonna be married to you?" He pointed at Tsubaki , who blushed furiously.
"Liz is gonna be married to Soul?" Liz nodded, Soul just placed his arm over her shoulder, which made her blush, hard.
"Bookworm is gonna be married to Kid." Kid crossed his arms, nodded and Maka got ready to pull out a book, but Kid placed a hand over hers. "Wait, I think he's getting somewhere." Kid whispered. Maka sighed and put away her book.
"And Patti is gonna be married to Crona?" Patti smiled and nodded, Crona just blushed and looked away. Black*Star looked at Crona up and down, then smiled. He walked over to Crona and pat his back.
"So Crona, you were a dude all along. Damn, and I thought you were a chick!" He exclaimed. Everyone sweat-dropped except for Patti, who just continued to laugh. Maka looked at Kid, and he nodded.
"Makaaaaa, Chop!" She pulled out a book from a mysterious place and slammed it onto Black*Star's head. Once Maka did her special chop, Patti jumped in front of Black*Star.
"Pattiiii kick!" She shouted as she kicked Black*Star where the sun don't shine. Black*Star fell down clutching his jewels.
"Nice one Patti!" Maka and Liz said at the same time while high-fiving her.
"Heh, serves you right for thinking my boyfriend was a chick." She said as she crossed her arms. There was a silence before everyone could finally understand what she said.
"What!" Everyone yelled as Patti walked over to Crona and held his hand.
"Yea, well I've had a crush on Crona for a time now and since we're gonna have kids together, I know he likes me back! Right Crona?" Patti smiled at Crona, who was blushing furiously. Suddenly Ragnarok came out of his back.
"Of course he likes you idiot! He wrote in his 'journal' that you always make him smile and that he loves playing games with you. Also-" Crona slapped his right hand over Ragnarok's and he placed his left hand in his left pocket searching for something. Once he pulled his left hand out, it had 3 pieces of candy.
"Ragnarok shut up! Here take some candy." Ragnarok took the candy greedily and shrank back down into the blushing Crona. The girls giggled while the boys chuckled at Crona.
"So now it's official! Me and Crona are now a c-"
"Oh Lord Death." Maka interrupted. She looked around and started to flail her arms, running to the Death Room. Everyone looked at her as if she had two heads.
"Maka, what's wrong?" Kid called out as he summoned Beelzebub.
"We forgot the kids!" At the mention of the kids, everyone started to race to the Death Room.
When the kids entered the Death Room, they saw Lord Death and they all ran to him and gave him a hug. He was aware of the situation and returned the hug.
"Hi Grand Pa Death!" They all said in unison. It was cute yet creepy at the same time. Marie saw this and ran over to join the group hug.
"Aww you guys are so adorable!" She said and tightened her grip on them.
"Grand Ma Marie! (A/N: Here's for Alia Inverse) Your squeezing us too tightly!" Complained Lily. Marie froze at being called Grand Ma Marie, then squeezed them even tighter.
"Ohh adorable!"
The kids started to gasp for air and wiggled their way out of the hug. They girls ran behind a giant pillar while the boys ran to the back of the mirror. The boys looked at stared at each other.
"I call dibs on all the chocolate!" The three little boys said at the same time as they raised their hands. They all glared at each other and White*Star and Blaze started to brawl.
"I called dibs on the chocolate first!" Blaze shouted as he punched White*Star in the face.
"No, I did! I am the fastest at the talking!" White*Star kicked Blaze's legs which made him fall. As they brawled, Kiddy silently tip toed to Lord Death and smiled.
"Hey Grand Pa Death, can me and the girls have the chocolate?" He asked, showing off his dimples located symmetrically on each cheek like her sister. Lord Death leaned down to be eye level at him, he stared at the little boy for a little while. Then smiled.
"Of course, of course little one! Stein please come here and go through the mirror to get chocolate for the little ones." He waved his hand over the mirror and the image changed to a candy store. Stein walked through the mirror and went off to buy the children their candy.
Kiddy walked back to the boys and started to join the fight. After a few minutes, Kimi started to get annoyed with them. She swiftly left her two best friends and walked over to the three idiots.
"Kimi!" Kimi held up a Harry Potter book and quickly slammed it against all their heads.
"Chop!" The boys fell to the ground gripping their heads.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow." They mumbled. The adults in the room sweat dropped. 'Just like Maka' they thought.
Lord Death looked at all the children. Yup, these are definitely the children of Kid and his friends. He looked at all their souls and saw a mixture of their parents souls'
"Children, would you all please come over here?" Lord Death asked. The kids nodded and got in a horizontal line in front of him.
"Grand Pa Death, did you remodel, because I can't find all our toys!" Kiddy complained. All of his companions nodded vigorously, agreeing with what he said. Lord Death tilted his head, and smiled under his mask.
"Yes I did kids, now I want you guys to tell me something. What happened before you got shot by that beam from the witch, and why did you follow your parents when they were on a mission?" The kids looked at each other and looked down at their shoes.
"Well..." Kiddy began.
*Flash back*
The group of six were running around Kid's mansion causing havoc to the maids by destroying vases and destroying the symmetry. Every Friday and Saturday's were the kids' play dates. Today was a Friday, and all their parents were in the Meeting Room, leaving the maids in charge of the small hyper children.
"Tag your it!" Screamed Lily as she tapped White*Star on the shoulder. As she tapped him though, they bumped into a table and made a beautiful pink vase fall to the ground.
"Oops. Sorry 'bout that!" Lily apologized to a passing maid, and continued to run away from White*Star.
"Hey, come back here!" White*Star screamed at Lily. He ran down the hall but stopped when he saw Blaze, Hana, Kiddy and Lily leaning against the Meeting Room door. White*Star tiptoed to them and placed his ear on the door.
"We need to stop her now! If she keeps messing with the past, our future might be destroyed!" Said a deeper version of Soul's voice, followed by someone slamming their fist on the table.
"Soul! We all know that but all our tactics won't work on her! When we attack, she summons Kishin eggs after us. When we shoot things, she sends those shots to a different time period. When we trapped her in that cave, she teleported. Did you even know she can teleport?" Said a frustrated Maka. She crumpled up the paper in her hand and threw it at the wall behind her and placed her hands on her forehead.
"Calm down guys. Maybe if we find a way to distract her, we can attack from behind?" Stated Tsubaki, even though it sounded more like a question.
Blaze and White*Star looked at each other and smirked. Maybe if they followed their parents and killed the witch, they could show people that their strong like their parents.
"Tsubaki, that might actually work, but how can we attack from behind? Even if we don't a make noise, she knows we're there. It's like she has eyes in the back of her head." Liz said and Patti nodded in agreement. Everyone was deep in thought when Maka sighed and crumpled up another sheet of paper.
"This is hopeless! We've been chasing after this witch for a month now and you know what? We haven't landed a single hit on her! This witch is strong, smart and has a lot of power." Maka placed her folded arms on the table and and lay her head down. There was a silence among all the Adults in the room. Then Black*Star came up with a brilliant plan. They talked everything out, with the kids still listening in. After about 5 minutes, Kimi was running around the mansion looking for her playmates.
"Where are you guys? Hello? I thought we were playing tag, not hide and seek!" Kimi ran down the hall and when she turned, she spotted everyone leaning against the door.
"Hey guys, why are y-" White*Star quickly placed a hand over Kimi's mouth and dragged her to the door. They all stayed silent and listened in.
"Well it's a start but I think we can manage. Everyone meet here at 12 p.m. sharp tomorrow. We'll have Mary babysit the kids." Kid ordered he stood up from his seat and got out his phone.
Soul and Black*Star chuckled. Whenever Mary was mentioned, they think of Stein and Marie's wedding, and how she ate at least half the cake. Also, she reminds them that Stein is actually a responsible father. When he feels like it.
The kids at the door quickly ran to the living room when they heard Kid get out of his seat.
"Oh, it's okay Mary. We'll just have the maids babysit them. Hope you get well soon, bye!" Kid placed his cell phone back in his pocket.
"Well, Mary is sick so she has to stay home. We'll just have one of the maids babysit the kids." Kid notified. Everyone got out of their chairs and headed for the living room to see 3 little kids training with some adult sized dummies and weapons in their hands.
"Hiya!" Screamed Kimi as she sliced a doll in half. She looked at Blazes reflection on the scythe and winked.
"Yeah!" Kiddy said as he fist pumped. They sliced (or shot) all the dummies and lay down on the couch. The adults in the room smiled at their children. They all looked so peaceful in their sleep.
"You know, I can't wait until they grow up and start going to DWMA. They would become great Meisters and Weapons." Patti said calmly. Everyone nodded their heads.
"But until then, let's just treasure the time we have with them and keep the safe at all times." Maka said. They all smiled and went to pick up their children and drive home.
*Flashback interrupted*
Next chapter will explain how they snuck out and stuff
Sorry if this chapter was boring...
I'm SORRY! I haven't updated in a while, but I have this summer enrichment class and they give us 1-2 hours of homework EVERY NIGHT! (except for fridays)
I'll try to update as soon as I can! Also, I would like to give a shout out to my *cough cough*loving *cough cough* sister, KittiesOnTheDarkSide ! Thanks for all the help you've given me, and I hope you publish that story of yours soon!
Thank you so much for the reviews! They encouraged me to update this story as fast as I can!
ALL OF YOUR REVIEWS WERE SO KIND! ALL OF THEM MADE MY DAY WHEN I WAS FEELING DOWN!
edolucy: Haha, I also wonder what MY child would look like with Death The Kid too! I imagine black hair with sanzu lines, brown eyes...*lala land!*
MeisterOfDeath: Omg, i told my friend about that chapter (he doesn't read the manga) and he was like, "ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!"
DreamsTakeWing: In your dreams! Kiddy is mine and MINE ALONE!
Sibuna-Girl99: Here's the update for ya! hope u enjoyed!
Have A Nice Dream : Hmm, you changed your name! LoL, I nerd out when I get mentioned in stories too! Welcome to the club :D
TurquoiseGlowingStar: Thanks! I had help from my sis and some of you guys for the names!
Kumiko-oneechan: Thanks for the review! I've had this idea bugging my head for a while and I thought it was cute
Project Shadow: Thank you so much! I try to make them as adorable as I can!
AmaixRodo96: *Bows* Thank you for the applause. Also, don't think about the complicated stuff like that! Anyways, Maka and Kid, B*S and Tsubaki, Crona and Patti , Soul and Liz love each other, so of course they wont change the future where they end up with each other!
YamachiiGo42: Chocolate FTW!
Animegirl721: Well, it's better than PattixB*S. If B*S had a kid with Patti... the world would end!
Daughter of Zeus007: Yosh! Dibs on the light blue Unicorn! *goes to the unicorn and pulls Older-Kiddy with me* Catch us if you can! *Goes to Paris, the city of Love *
Cadence the Wolf: Thank Sooo much! This encourages me to finish my other stories!
GoddessOfZombies: Thank you! I'm so touched that you added it to ur Fav's!
TheCompanionCube: Omg, I never thought of making Kiddy a player *evil smirk* Also, you probably will appear again before Kiddy goes back to the future!
Sylvia Andrews: Here you go! Hope u enjoyed!
kawaiinekochan16: Hope you liked this chapter!
DTKXMAKA (Anonymous): Thanks! Hope you stay in tune for more!
Alia Inverse: Hehehe, well I hope you got your answer about Grand Ma Marie *smirk*
Guest (Anonymous): Thank you! I try really hard to please all my readers!
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