A/N: I do not own Redwall, Mossflower, or any canon characters in any way, shape, or form. (Nor do I own any of the Redwall-alter-egos that guys submitted to me, thank you very much) I do, unfortunately, own the Sue bothering the Sixclaws. (sigh)
And yes, this is a commercial, not the next chapter, and yes, I'm evil, but hey, how many Redwall Talk Shows have you read that haven't had commercials?! ;)
"Oh, Sister Sage! There you are!"
The chubby Sister looked up from her sewing to see Treerose, the pretty young red squirrelmaid, coming towards her with a large bundle of robes.
"Ah, yes dear, what do you need?" Sage asked, smiling up at the young squirrel.
"Would you take these all in, please?" Treerose asked, piling the robes on the Sister's lap.
"All of them?" Sage said, raising her eyebrows.
"Well. . . ." said Treerose, twiddling her paws, grinning. "It's the woodland summercream pudding, and the strawberry cake with pink icing, and the apple plum pie. . . ."
The rotund Sister then began to smile and nod understandably; she too had once been a slim young mousemaid before she fell out of love with her sweetheart Hubert and into love with food.
". . . and the pear jam and the candied turnovers," finished Treerose, hunching up her shoulders, grinning even wider.
"So you need these all taken out?" Sage said, picking up one of the garments.
"No no, in," said Treerose.
"Out," said Sage, nodding.
"Uh, in," said Treerose.
"Out."
The squirrel gave the Sister a look.
Sage blinked and stopped smiling.
"No," said Treerose, stepping back and spreading her arms. "In." The squirrel was just as slim as she'd always been . . . perhaps even slimmer. . . .
Announcer: Redwall Feast Yogurt! Have all your favorite Redwall dish flavors with only 100 calories! It only tastes fattening!
"Uh, o-out?" hesistated Sage, her brow furrowing.
"Okay, I was just outside," said Treerose, gesturing at the door, "and then I came in, so if you could just. . . ." she narrowed her paws together, meaning for Sage to take her dresses in.
A/N: I don't know why, but for some reason that is my favorite commercial. I don't know why, it just is. And it seemed suitable for Redwall, so yeah. . . .
DON'T give me those looks! The next chapter is coming! It's coming! Keep yer tunics on, mates! ;)
