A/N: I know Ann said in the last chapter that she didn't like slash, as well as AragornOC fics. She is not a homophobe, nor is she discriminated about certain pairings. It is simply that her job is to preserve Canon, and she doesn't like characters to act in ways they wouldn't. In her mind, Aragorn and Arwen are meant for each other (as specified by J. R. R. Tolkein) and nothing should interfere with that.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except chaos.

After the FGH's landed in Minas Tirith, they immediately all fell over. The place was in complete chaos. All the attendants of the wedding were fleeing, and trampling the grass and the pretty flowers in the process.

The situation was pretty serious. Aragorn was cowering, crown slipped over one eye, as a couple of fangirls and Sues had cornered him and Arwen at the top of the stairs. Luckily Arwen had enough foresight (literally) to bring her sword to the wedding, and was now fighting two at once.

The FGH's ran at the top dais, pulling out coils of ropes and varied weapons (including a couple of sai and a pair of pliers) from their belts. Crystal hit a fangirl over the head with a Phillips screwdriver, and she toppled backward into the portal net.

"Tug ceredir!" was Trisha's exclamation of choice, and a nearby elf looked astonished at the dirty state of her mouth.

Eliza, who was fighting a Mary-Sue yelled

"POCKET-NINJAAAAAAAAA!!" with all her might, and pushed a black felt star-fishy thing into the Sue's appallingly flawless face. She toppled on top of Par, who tied her up quickly and shoved her into the net. She vanished.

"Ann, we're in serious need of Canon here!!" Laurel chided, as she shoved her backpack full of music stands and her flute into the muscular and flat stomach of yet another Sue. "What did Tolkein say about this day?"

"Well…" breathed Ann, as she punched a Sue in the cute button nose. "There's our first problem….."

"FIRST!!!" Trisha yelled, kicking a tall fangirl in her chin, to the girls' astonishment. Clearly she'd never met a dancer before. "Ann, incase you HAVEN'T noticed, we're outnumbered about 3:1 here!!!!"

"Yes, well, this is something that annoys me more than a few Sues. In 1008 pages, not counting appendixes, this event gets ONE BLOODY LINE! 'And Aragorn the King Elessar wedded Arwen Undomiel in the City of the Kings upon the day of Midsummer, and the tale of their long waiting and labours was come to fulfilment' ONE LINE!!!!! THE REMAINING HISTORY OF GONDOR IN 32 WORDS!!!!!!"

Ann stopped ranting noticing that everybody was staring at her, but when they all noticed she had seen them they immediately turned to the nearest person and started fighting. Still, the one line of Canon had changed things. All the remaining Sues had vanished when she said 'wedded Arwen Undomiel', and though the fangirls remained, they were not so annoying. With the help of the net, and a judicious use of Trisha's dancer skillz and Beth's swim bag, they were all dealt with.

After the last one had disappeared, a stressed looking Legolas, a terrifying Arwen who seemed to think that the FGH's were going to steal Aragorn too, and the King himself, (still looking ridiculous), approached the girls. He hadn't yet thought to straighten his crown, nor wipe away the bright purple lipstick where one of the fangirls had managed to slip past Arwen and kiss him.

Legolas looked at the girls in confusion for a bit, before remarking:

"I never thanked you for saving me in Rohan."

The girls reaction to this statement was a mingled one. Most replied with a curt nod, though Trisha and Kate both had to retain an attack of the giggles. Ann rolled her eyes at them, and Crystal stomped on both their feet. Both were borderline Legolas/Will Turner fangirls. (1) Despite this, they were an excellent addition to the group and simply required a good slap every once in a while.

Beth rolled her eyes too, and said quite loudly: "Remember the Teddy-bear." Many of the girls burst out laughing, while the Ardaians looked confused.

Ann decided to take pity on them and explain. "Sorry if there is something you don't understand. We're from a different world, and it's our job to make sure things like this----" she gestured at the mess of the wedding "don't escalate. As for the teddy-bear, it is a variety of toy given to small children. However in this context, it is a nickname for the boy Trisha is courting."

Legolas nodded and gave a small smile at the joke, and Arwen looked relieved at the fact that none of them had tried to run at Aragorn yet. The last of the three was rubbing the lipstick off his cheek, as Laurel had taken pity on him and given him a small mirror.

Crystal went up to Ann and pulled on her sleeve.

"We should go soon, I've got the memory bomb ready…"

Ann nodded, and did a quick headcount of the group.

"Where are Laurel and Beth and Par?" Her question was answered by the brown-haired girl dragging the two smaller girls towards them. Both of their pockets and cheeks were bulging.

Ann and Legolas simultaneous raised an eyebrow. This of course sent Trisha back into a fit of the giggles, which everyone ignored, for the sake of his or her own sanity.

Legolas leaned towards Kate, who was closest to him in height, and asked "Do those two have any hobbit blood, by any chance?"

Kate shrugged. "Quite possibly. We always used to laugh at Ann when she called the two of them hobbits, but now that we've actually MET some hobbits, they are remarkable similar. More sarcastic by far, though."

"Ann, though she is closer in size to a hobbit, seems to me more like the Eldar—"

"Got to go, other things to deal with. You two-" she glared at Beth and Par "need to stop stealing food from wherever we go. Crystal, the bomb."

All the girls lept onto the net, as Crystal threw a small, gold blob at Legolas's feet. It sat there as they vanished, and then imploded….Leaving the canon characters confused, and with a rather enlarged vocabularity of profanity. And an enraged Arwen, who wanted to know where the guests had gone, and was perfectly prepared to use her new-found language---

"What the FUCK happened?"

Ah, there she goes….Oh well, you can't have teenage girls popping into different worlds without leaving something behind.

though I am following Book canon, I have kept the people basically looking the way they did in the film, unless I have a serious objection to the film version.

I.e, Boromir and Faramir are supposed to have dark hair, not blonde, etc.

I will let you figure out what tug ceredir is yourself. Know that it is Sindarin, not entirely polite, and has a circumflex over one of the 'e's but I'm too lazy to put it in.

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