Ask Beast Boy Chap 3

Hey guys! I know ya'll really wanted a new chapter, but my dad threatened to take away my laptop because I spend 'too much time on it', so I wasn't able to write for a few days. In fact, I'm writing this with my phone. I have a couple important notes to tell you about the last chapter, then I'll get to the actual story. Okay?

Note One: Thanks so much for the reviews, follows, and favorites! They make me feel so special! I'm going to try and have 15 this time, and I promise I will use ALL letters I recieve.

Note Two: WINNER! I wrote on some slips of paper, crumpled them up, tossed them in a fedora, then drew. I had to take some out (sorry X and Glacier) because I had no way to PM them, but in the end, I got FelynxTiger! Congrats, I will send you the PM soon as possible!
Now that's over. On with the story!

EDIT: Okay, I had to republish this chapter because it was giving me problems and I didn't like how I answered one of the questions, plus all the grammar and spelling mistakes. :P

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, nor am I affiliated with them.

Excited giggles echoed around the tower, all of which belonged to Star. She'd been celebrating another Tamaranean holiday - Crexnoll, the festival celebrating the freedom from hiccups - which had her all riled up. All day, she's been chugging water, hanging streamers and a banner made out of sparkly purple material from Tamaran, and rejoicing her Flondur, which she translated, 'Rejoice for the luck of the good!'.
Beast Boy had earplugs and earmuffs, a pillow taped to his head, and sound proof material duct taped strategically to the wall. His paper was bringing in more and more feedback, people jumping onto the bandwagon left and right. Satisfied with the almost-silence, save for a muffled shout every now and then, he opened his email and found plenty of letters waiting for him.

Dear Aimen Inja,
Have you ever watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? If so, what is your favorite episode?

-ThePonyFan101

ThePonyFan101,
First of all, it's Aiman, not Aimen. But its an easy mistake to make, so I'll let you off the hook.
Second of all, YES! My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is one of mankind's greatest victories! Bro-hoof! My fave episode would have to be... Green Isn't Your Color. Because Fluttershy rocks!
This isn't exactly advice, but its been nice talking to you!
-Aiman Inja

Aiman Inja,
There's this girl that I really like, but she acts like she doesn't know or care! It's like I'm a shadow, or I don't exist.
-Heard but Not Seen

Heard but Not Seen,
Okay, first way to know is make sure she knows who you are and that you're alive . So go up to her and say, "Hi, I'm - and I am alive!". If she talks again, try to make conversation. Then be nice to her. Try to wear brighter - but still cool and stylish - colors so that people see you. Then make sure that you are distinguishable in a crowd. Pull some shades, or a fedora. A snappy belt buckle or paint splatters on your jeans would be fine too. Or you could wear a mysterious mask that makes you look cool. That's what I used to do.
-Aiman Inja

Dear aiman inja,
This problem is very complex, so pay attention. First of all, I think I'm developing superpowers. Now under most circumstances, that'd be a good thing, right? Well, this is one of those times it's very bad. If my friends find out, they're own powers would awaken, and I get the feeling that one of them would be a villain. Plus, my power's cryokenesis, so it's super obvious from how weak and tired I get from it being hot, that I'm not just human anymore. What should i do?

Sincerely,
Thermite on ice

Thermite on Ice,
Well, I used to have a friend like you. I mean, um- I don't know anything about super powers. Yup, no knowledge on super powers here. If you have a super power, you probably shouldn't be asking about it when you know these questions get published. But nevertheless, the best you can do is try to hide it from your friends. Chew on ice to keep yourself from being weak. Chill your clothes in the freezer at night before going to school. Stick some ice cream in your pants. The works.

Get your friends to idolize great and legendary heroes, and let them inspire them to be good and not evil. Because letting more people follow in the footsteps of evil people wouldn't be good. Especially if they're powerful. It would be better if they were closer to home, so I suggest the mighty Beast Boy of Jump City. He's pretty awesome.
Got that? Good.
-Aiman Inja

Dear Aiman Inja,

I have a very good friend of mine, who I met only a month ago. We seemed to get along almost immediately and we're so alike.

Meanwhile, I have this dude that gets on my nerves. It seems like he has no sense of morals and likes nothing better than making my group of friends' lives a misery - including me. The five of us hate him, and after explaining to my new friend why he's so bad - and seeing him in action - she began to hate him too.

Or so we thought.

It turns out that the whole time she's been friends with us she's secretly been friends with our enemy. Every secret we've shared with her, all our fears and weaknesses, everything, she's gone straight to him and told him everything. Now the truth's come out, and our lives are a living hell because he knows everything about us.

Our new friend seems really sorry now, like she didn't 'mean to'. She's asking for forgiveness and if she can still hang out with us, and none of us know what to do. The others don't even want to know, but i'm not so sure. I know how manipulating that dude can be. What should we do? Should we trust her again?

- Betrayed

Betrayed,
Wow. Detailed. I have some serious Deja Vu going on in here. Umm, when something like this happened to me, we trusted them again. And it blew up in our faces. Almost literally, actually. Everything got better at the very end, but it did lead to a huge loss and a lot of sulking on my part.
I'll say to not trust her. If she starts making more trouble for you, confront her. See if she meant it when she wanted to join you again. Find some genuine feeling. Okay? I can't continue.
-Aiman Inja

Dear Aiman Inja,
Ok so I am so confused. My old best Friend who was like totally nice at the beginning of the year has turned into a big bully. It all started when she started going out with my worst enemy. Then she broke up with him BUT SHE STILL BEING MEAN TOO ME! What did I do wrong?
-Best-friend-to-worst-enemy-troubled

Best-friend-to-worst-enemy-troubled,
Man. Your name's a mouthful. I mean seriously, try saying that ten times fast. On to the point, I'd say dump your friend. She was just nice at the beginning of the year, right? Unless you guys have been best friends since, like, Kindergarten, I don't think the friendship would have lasted anyway. Besides, if she's been a jerk then she doesn't deserve to be your friend. If she apologizes soon, then make sure its genuine, as I said in my last letter.

Or you could pour some ice cold water on her and snap her out of her meanness trance. Unless she has telepathic powers and can throw you off a roof. Then I don't suggest that. Because it hurts.

-Aiman Inja

Dear Aiman Inja,

You said you had some experience with cat people, right? I need some help with that. You see, there's this one girl I kind of know, and she really got into Alice in Wonderland and she's taken up a really freaky obsession with the purple stripey one with the smile (OK, so I haven't seen the movie, so sue me! Besides, my charming hair is way more important than some kids movie, right? 'Cause if not, I've been wasting a lot of my life. Uhhh, yeah, back to what I was saying). This wouldn't be a problem normally, I like feisty girls, but she's got crazy nails and has a nasty habit of using them A LOT! I haven't even talked to her lately, but do you have any advice on how to win her over (not that I'm not a ladies man myself, even more than that Beast Boy guy you seem to praise, but every little bit helps) or at least how to get her to stop scaring my face while she smiles. Sadistic people can be fun to hang out with, but if I want to survive, someone's gotta give.

Yours truly,
ROYal HARPist

ROYal HARPist,

Roy. Buddy. You're crazy. How could you have any more ladies than Beast Boy?

So, the Cheshire Cat, huh? I love cats. It's a great musical, too. But back to the point. I have a friend who sounds just like you. Obsessed with his hair. He has a lucky comb. Do you do archery? Probably. So if you like this chick, then tell her. If she's feisty, she might calm down and be flattered. But if she's a psycho, she might shred you to pieces with her claws. No worries though. Her smile can't be that bad. Does she have bad teeth? You could suggest an orthodontist. I know it's a mask, so maybe for your one-day anniversary, you could get her a different one. That doesn't have a creepy smile.

You could get a mask on your own. Or use the one that you already have. Not that I would know if you have a mask or not. But you do. Then whenever she smiles, close your eyes and pretend they're open. Unless you're driving. That would be bad.

You could just ask her out. Then whenever she tries to, I dunno, attack you or something, you can pull out a bag of catnip or something.

-Aiman Inja

Aiman Inja,

I need two advice,
First: I am a procrastinator, but not just any procrastinator, I procrastinate even when i'm procrastinating D:, you see I've tried everything, to do lists, make schedules, visualize the task at hand, everything TT, like for example I'm doing something, and when i found myself frustrated because either I can't find the answer, I can't get it the way i wanted, i procrastinate, or if it's something boring, or if it requires a lot of attention and no distractions. I need help.
Second: I'm a hardcore fan of this awesome series [Insert Awesome series' name], I know everything about every character, I know the name of each episode, the name of each comic issue, the date release of both comic book issue and tv episode, But i don't have money to buy all the action figures, toys, pillows, DVDs, comics, etc. (I just have like 3 action figures and the rest was downloaded) And because of that my brother tell me that I'm not a fan? That have any money and can't get a job because I'm starting university and my schedule there will me almost 24/7 , I need a comeback for him, something to prove that I'm a real fan just without money.

-Interwebz has the answer!

Interwebz has the answer!,

For your procrastinating problem – I just don't get it. How do you not procrastinate? You've even tried schedules? Man, you're screwed. Here's what you do. Get someone who's time manageable. Have them make a system for you and sit there the entire time until you do it. If you need to, tempt yourself. I learned this on Good Morning America. Every day, buy a cupcake, your favorite kind. Set it on a table somewhere no one but you will get it. Sit yourself down. Do what you need to do, your goal being the cupcake. Once you finish, eat the cupcake. After a few days, your body will begin to connect the two. After two or three cupcake-filled days, cut the cupcake in half. Save one half for the next day. Do the same thing, but instead of a full cupcake, just eat half the cupcake. Because your body connects the two, it doesn't know its being tricked. After a while you'll be able to do things on time without having to eat a cupcake. You can do this with a piece of chocolate too, if you don't feel like buying a cupcake every day. I also heard somewhere that if you do something repeatedly for 21 days in a row, it becomes a habit. So just force yourself to do things on time for three weeks. By then, it'll be a habit and you won't procrastinate any more.

For the 'fan' thing. It's fine. You ARE a fan. Any true fan commits everything to memory. Any TRUE FAN would know everything and anything about it on the spot. Why, I know Beast Boy like the back of my hand. For a comeback, take something he likes. Find a bunch of difficult questions on it. Quiz him on these questions. Once he gets something wrong, scream, "EHHH!" like a buzzer. If he gets all of them right, you could always do the 'make them sit on a chocolate-iced cupcake routine.

-Aiman Inja

Dear Aiman Inja,
I have a date in a couple of days with a REALLY hot chick, and I want to impress her. But I don't have a lot of cash at my place, and the bank's closed till the end of the week due to a recent bank robbery attempt (the Teen Titans stopped the robbery, but apparently the bank now has to repair an elephant-shaped hole in the wall...). So I'm pretty much broke for my date. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS HER NOW?
-Penniless

Penniless,

Oooookaaaaaayyy. I'm sure that that elephant is super sorry right now about messing up your date, but maybe if he hadn't been distracted by Robin who stuck a birdarang into his butt that EXPLODED. Not that I would know, of course. Here's what you do.

Go to the library. Rent the most recent movie they have there, either some horror film or a romantic comedy (chicks dig that stuff). Then go to the nicest neighbor you know. The one that's always like, "Oh, hiiii sweetie. Want to try some cookies. Fresh-baked, dontcha know?" and ask if they could lend you some ingredients. Get a pasta dish off the internet (hopefully one that's NOT macaroni and cheese, maybe some fettuccini) and cook that. Get a white table cloth (or a clean white bed sheet folded in half will work too) and spread it over a table in the backyard. Get a tall glass cup, fill it halfway with water, steal some flowers from the neighbors' gardens and stick em in the 'glass'. Light some emergency candles. Boom, instant movie and dinner.

Remember to choose movies accordingly to her likes and dislikes.

For dessert, grab some sugar from your pantry (you have to have SOMETHING to cook). Get something fruity, or a pastry, and sprinkle the sugar on top. If you have chocolate available, drizzle that on too.

Hope it leads to something worth all the trouble.

-Aiman Inja

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A sudden loud hiccup penetrated Beast Boy's sound barriers, jerking him from his half-asleep state. Looking down, he saw a pool of drool on his desk, right in front of the key board. A wail of disappointment followed.

"Noooooooo," cried Starfire, "I shall have the most undesirable luck for the next year!"

Beast Boy rolled his eyes. Robin would take care of it. Attaching the file onto the email, he clicked SEND.

Then promptly fell into the drool, asleep.

I know, I know, crappy ending. Didn't know what to do.

As for the Mellie/Melvin thing, I have no idea where I wanted to go with that. So I'll just leave it be. There was this one time when I was just like, Huh, Terra and Melvin look so alike, so I guess that's why that was there. Yeah. Snore.

So I looked up the name 'Aiman', because I wasn't sure if it was a real name or not. It sounds like a name. It apparently means 'slang for an incredibly sexy man'. So I guess I did choose it right.

Anyway, thanks for all the reviews, letters, and positive feedback. It makes me happy! :D

I'm shooting for 15 reviews this chapter (I got 12 in the last one, so why not shoot for higher, you know?). I know it's pretty ambitious, but I like getting letters. Original ones. Make em wacky! If you read this chapter or the previous ones and liked at least one, please review! Even if you don't have a letter, it makes my day to read the words, 'Liked this story!' or, 'Please write more!' from complete strangers.

Ugh, I ramble too much.

Bantha Kisses,

Alyssa, TheGirlWithTheGreenLightSaber