C is for Children . . . and Cleaning
"Hey Minna, look what I found!" Mira said coming from the basement. It was the annual guild clean out and I bet you could guess that most of Fairy Tail wished they were anywhere BUT here but who could resist Demon Mirajane,Titania Erza and Scary Lucy. Even Master was scared of them.
"Wat ish it Mira?" Happy and Natsu who were SUPPOSED to be cleaning, were stuffing their mouths. Let's just say, many people were very, very annoyed. They were meant to be cleaning the guild and Natsu and Happy's food scraps (that were being thrown around everywhere as the two ate) were not making it easier.
"It's us . . . well most of us as kids! I found the photo album" Mira said. (The guild had to give her props. The sarcasm focused on Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber was barely perceptible.) They froze then most of them came rushing up. No more cleaning was going to be done for today, that was for sure.
"Hey, Look! It's Natsu and Happy!"
"Awww! Happy was so cute. What happened to him?"
"Ohhhh, right. Mira was still in her goth phase back then."
"Damn, Mira was still a babe back then"
"Ya' got that for sure!"
"Macao, Wakaba. STOP BEING PERVERTS!!!!"
"A-Aye Erza"
"We were all so cute!!!"
The guild was suddenly brought back to life as they laughed and teased at every picture. People who weren't in the guild back then like Lucy and Wendy were amazed to see how different some of their friends were (cough, Mira, cough) and delighted (and sorta weirded out) to know that others never changed (Natsu, anybody).
They were all so focused on the pictures that none of them noticed the short, stubby, gray-haired man that walked through the doors.
"Oy! What are you brats doing?" he exclaimed. The guild slowly turned to the owner of the voice.
"M-Master!!!"
"Honestly, I go to a guild master meeting expecting the guild to be spotless when I get back and what do I find? The guild even messier than before. What was I expecting anyway? It's Fairy Tail." Master Makarov muttered more to himself than anyone else.
"We are deeply sorry that we have offended you, Master!" Erza bowed.
"I-it's okay Erza" Master clearly unused to Erza apologising said. "I do expect this guild to be cleaned from top to bottom, though. What are you all waiting for? MOVE!!!"
With that, the guild hurried along, trying to clean the guild as quickly as possible. Leaving Master to drink all the booze in privacy.
