L33t NiGgAz sorry i stole more lines from clerks two.

Torskall: yay new story time.

Gaara and the gang are at his house after running with all their adrenaline from Tsume(Kibas psychotic shotgun weilding mom). Also sasuke gets visited by the one who corrupted him.

And yes they are still in the hottub.

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Sasuke:YOU!

Orochimaru:hi sasuke

Sasuke: Why are you hear?

Naruto: he wanted to see his little butt buddy.

Orochimaru:(punches Naruto in the face) We heard gaara had a hottub.

Sasuke:We?

At that moment they hear the jaws theme music.

Sasuke: NO YOU DID NOT!

Orochimaru: yes i did.

Hinata: something touched me.

Upon saying this kisame pulls hinata under water.

Hinata: WHAT THE FU-(sinks under water)

Deidara:(wraps arm around gaara) hi there

Gaara: ( jumps on ino) SAVE ME!

Deidara: hahaha im kidding im totally not gay.

Gaara:(sighs in relief)

Ino:(pushes gaara off) YOU GRABBED MY BOOB.

Gaara: what do you mean?

Ino:you grabbed my boobs(points down to her chest as she sees a pair of blue hands slide off her chest).

Kisame: hehehe.

Ino: (roundhouse kicks kisame)

Kakashi: hi kids (gets in hottub).

Tsunade:(walks in in a 2 piece swim suit) Hi gaara mind if i hop in.

Gaara:(Stares at her jugs blankly) no i dont mind.

Neji: (looks at Tsunade and her apparel ) JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER.

Anko:( hops in ) Hi Gaara.

Gaara:(Flails his arm angrily) yeah make yourselves at home.

Gai:hi kids

Gaara:(looks at gai)OH MY GOD SOMEBODY GOUGE OUT MY EYES.

Neji:(blows chunks outside the hot tub)

Everyone who looks at gai sensei suddenly feel sick.

Anko:(turns to orochimaru) hi baby

Orochimaru:hi my sexy little slave(pulls her in as they make out in the hot tub).

Zabuza:(enters with Haku)What up niggas?

Naruto: Oh my god i thought you 2 died.

Haku:yes we did but then we were revived by a necromancer...and i got a sex change operation.Im a "actual" girl now.

Naruto:(Looks at a quite busty haku) i can tell.

Zabuza: I brought the beer gaara.

Kisame: and i brought the weed niggaz.

Gaara: good its all going occording to plan except...

Tayayu:(enters with Itachi) we are late gaara.

Gaara:(backhands Tayayu) well then dont be bitch.

Sasuke: BROTHER(looks at him angrily)

Itachi:Im not here to fight you cocksqueezer(turns to tayayu and whispers in her ear) thanks for the BJ.

Tayayu:(Licks her lips) anytime

Shukaku:Is that tayayu chick your bitch or sumthing

Gaara:sort of...after i fought kimimano she attacked me so i had to teach her a lesson...If you know what i mean.

Shukaku:nothin like some good old forced sex.

Gaara:yeah smile

Everyone stares at Gaara.

Temari:Why are you talking to yourself?

Gaara: Why did you try to suck my dick when i was asleep?

Temari: blush what are you talking about?

Deidara:(turns to Temari) will you suck my dick?

Temari:NO!

Orochimaru: lets get hammered bitches!

Gaara: We need some music.(shuffles through CDs) how about Killswitch Engage?

Temari: too loud.

Gaara: Suicidal Tendencies?

Neji: too annoying.

Gaara: Mudvayne?

Hinata:Their screaming hurts my ears.

Gaara:(Is starting to get annoyed) Nine Inch Nails?

TenTen:Their music gives me nightmares.

Gaara:(wants to kill something)Limp Bizkit?

Sarutobi:(enters and gets in hot tub) HELL YEAH LIMP BIZKIT NIGGAZ.

Everyone:(shocked and amazed)...

Gaara:(pops in the cd)

Sarutobi: Hot Dog hell yeah. Dis songs da shit.(smokes a joint).

Orochimaru:(throws gaara a captain morgan) LETS PARTY BITCHES!!!

A few hours later everyone is hammered.

Cockashi(yes i purposely mispelled his name):(sits next to tenten on the couch) Want to know why they call me Cock-ashi?

Tenten:sure

Kakashi:(zips down his pants and whips it out)

TenTen:Oh My God(bends down and gives him a BJ).

Kakashi:Oh my god shes like twelve years younger than me!...oh well.

Lee: i like pussy and bee-(falls down)

Neji:( Looks at Naruto) We like pussy!

Orochimaru:oh shit my countrys under attack(looks at the akatsuki) come on niggaz we gotta go.

The akatsuki get in orochimarus van and drive away listening to rollin by limp bizkit...perfect driving music.

Gaara:Come on guys lets go upstairs

Tenten:(gets her head out of kakashi's lap and licks her lips) Whats upstairs thats so special?

Gaara:My room.

And this occurred to her that no one has seen gaaras room before.

Gaara:(Walks everyone upstairs and opens his room door)

Sakura:(looks in the room) OH MY GOD.

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Har Har Har chapter 3 complete and i will be making more.

Next chapter:Gaara's Sanctuary.