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CragmiteBlaster's words of Wisdom: It's been a while hasn't it? Well; I've been working on TDL1 and TDL2 a while back … and lately I've just been really busy. I thought it was about time I updated this story. Sorry for the lack of updates recently but I'm ALWAYS busy at Christmas time for very obvious reasons. So without further stalling to raise the world count; here is chapter three of Total Drama Tween Tour!
Trekking the desert!
The four newly formed teams were trekking through the desert; they had each made it roughly a mile away from the finish line with four miles to go. Some teams had been able to pull ahead of other due to having more physically fit members or by taking different routes through the desert. All the teammates were starting to get to know each other better; it was also a good way of getting an idea who to vote off if their team lost.
Trek five miles through a desert to a tomb while being supplied with water? Sounds easy! But as most of us know all to well … things are rarely as simple as they seem.
(Buzzing Bee's)
The Buzzing Bee's were walking along with Terrence in the lead heading north by the compass. The sun was bearing down heavily on the ten tweens and it was certain that somebody would start to complain.
"I'm hot!" Whined Cuthbert.
"Then drink some water." Said Ling indifferently.
"But it's too warm for me!" Whined Cuthbert some more.
"Mine's alright." Said Oliver as he took a sip of his water.
"Then give me yours." Said Cuthbert swiftly.
"Yours is just the same as mine." Said Oliver with a coy look. "You have more water in my canteen than I have in mine you know."
"I'm the most valuable member of this team; without me you guys are nothing." Bragged Cuthbert. "Thus I need to be hydrated!"
"Silence solider!" Snapped Terrence irritably. "This outfit has no place for whiners! Zip it or zip out; your choice!"
Cuthbert clenched his fists and fumed for a moment but scowled as he stayed silent.
"Much better." Said Terrence with a satisfied nod.
(Airplane Confessional: Insubordination Soldier!)
Terrence: Cuthbert is so annoying! He's like a low tier internet troll!
Oliver: Cuthbert reminds me of a character in Charlie and the Chocolate factory…
Cuthbert: What is Terrence and Oliver's problem? They'll get voted off if they keep whining like that. That's fine by me as I don't like them.
"Hey Terrence; you sure we're going the right way?" Asked Pablo as a single bead of sun induced sweat ran down his forehead.
"Positive Private; my Grandpa taught me how to read a compass and I am as sure we are going the right way as the M3 Lee is a good tank." Replied Terrence. "We're making good time; steam work and Bristol fashion."
"I hope we have time for a nap." Yawned Darby. "I haven't slept in days."
"I know what'll turn that frown upside down … a joke; because laughter is the best medicine." Smiled Robbie before tapping his chin. "Then again; if you've got the flu you are probably better off with the jab. Get it?"
Most of the team laughed or at the very least smiled a little.
"Good one Robbie." Smiled Darby sleepily.
"I try." Replied Robbie modestly.
"So … since we're a team and all, why don't we get to know each other?" Suggested Karrie. "We're all in this competition together and … AAARGH!"
Karrie screamed and cowered on the ground; a large vulture was flying overhead.
"Buzz off you bloody bird!" Snapped Terence. "Stop scaring Lieutenant Karrie!"
The bird flew away and Karrie got back to her feet and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thanks." Said Karrie gratefully. "But as I was saying; maybe we should get to know each other?"
"Sounds fun!" Smiled Zora. "I love me the ocean and all the coral, fish and marineyness in it. What about you Karrie?"
"I'm just your regular sweet and fun loving girl … but I'm terrified of birds though I'd rather not get into why." Said Karrie while mumbling the last part.
"I love telling jokes; making people laugh is no small reward." Said Robbie.
"I have insomnia and I like 'if the Price is Right'." Yawned Darby.
"I am a black belt in karate and I have been in training since pre school to follow the path of honor, justice and yin yang." Stated Ling calmly.
"Almost all of my family has been in the military and I plan to follow the same line of work." Said Terrence proudly.
"I'm from a rich family but I'm not one of the stereotypical snooty rich folk; my best friends are middle class and I go to the same school as everybody else." Piped up Pablo.
"I have Type 1 Diabetes's and I need my glasses to see properly." Said Oliver as he adjusted his glasses.
"What about Molly; how can we get her to understand us?" Asked Zora.
"Let's right her a note." Said Terrence as he took out a notebook and a pencil and speedily wrote on it before handing the note to Molly.
Molly read the note and nodded.
"Besides being deaf and being an active churchgoer I also enjoy going to the fair as well as cooking … though mummy sometimes has to help me." Said Molly with a sunny smile.
"I am the most envied person in my town and I can do anything at all." Boated Cuthbert before flinching. "What are you doing?"
He had been speaking to Oliver who had taken out an injection needle and filled it with a small amount of insulin.
"Taking my insulin." Replied Oliver casually as he injected himself.
"GAH! That's disgusting!" Yelled Cuthbert in disgust.
(Airplane Confessional: I wonder if Insulin tastes like cucumbers…
Oliver: What? I had to take my insulin or else I'd be in pretty bad shape. It isn't that gross, and I was trying to do it discreetly. I guess disgustingness is in the eye of the beholder.
Pablo: Cuthbert is kind of annoying.
Ling: (She is meditating in the lotus position).
Zora: Oliver is brave to inject himself so willingly; injections hurt!
(Rotten Roaches)
"Boy; it sure is hot out here." Said Natasha while wiping away some sweat and taking a swig of her water canteen.
"That's because you're wearing an anorak you dumbass!" Sneered Lars. "Man; are all Eskimo's brain dead?"
Lars was silenced by a punch from Penny.
"Cease your monstrous ways you wrong doer!" Snapped Penny. "Leave our Eskimo friend alone!"
"Thanks Penny; nice punch." Complimented Natalie.
"And why do you think you're on the side of good?" Asked Penny angrily. "Taking joy in other's misfortunes? Shameful!"
"But he's the bully … oh forget it." Mumbled Natalie as she lowered her anorak's hood so she wouldn't be as hot.
"Are we there yet?" Asked Dil as he gulped a mouthful of cool cold water. "I'm sweating like a swan in a sauna."
"We should be there soon; I think we're making pretty good time." Said Jethro confidently. "Going over the dunes may have been more tiring but it'll save us time in the long run … and I am NOT going to be staying in Squalid Class."
"How do you know you're going the right way?" Asked Pandora nervously.
"Shut up crybaby." Scoffed Lars.
"Shut up Lars." Said Gareth who had a neutral expression on his face. "He is going the right way; I can hear the scarabs at the tomb."
"…How exactly?" Asked Amy with a scoff of disbelief.
"…I can hear them." Repeated Gareth.
(Airplane Confessional: Can you here that sound? It's the sound of you reading this sentence!)
Amy: Gareth is a freak!
Gareth: A cockroach's favorite food is the glue on the back of stamps … isn't that absurd?
Jethro: Just my luck; of all the team mates I could have had I end up with, to name three, a bully, a spoiled brat and a creepy guy who can 'talk to bugs'. Well; I'll have to make do I suppose.
"I'm tired; can we stop for a break?" Asked Amy with a whine.
"If we do that we might fall behind." Mumbled Jarvis.
"Shut up! Who said you could talk?" Asked Amy rudely.
Jarvis looked like he was going to say something but lost his nerve and went silent.
"I need to recharge my batteries." Announced Jade as she zapped herself with her tazer.
"Causing pain to anybody, even yourself, is evil!" Snapped Penny. "Just be lawful good!"
"Being good is for wimps." Said Lars with a nasty chuckle as he walked beside Pandora. "This season is gonna be hell for you ya little crybaby; I'll make sure of it."
As Lars walked ahead Pandora slowed down as a single tear exited her eye.
"I probably had that coming." Mumbled Pandora sadly.
"Are you ok?" Asked Jarvis in concern.
"I'm ok." Sniffled Pandora. "I'm just a meek crybaby; don't worry about me."
"Don't let Lars get to you; he's probably a little person deep down and is just trying to make himself feel big by putting other people down." Said Jarvis comfortingly before sighing. "If only I could stand up to bullies myself."
"Hey! Stop falling behind, pick up the pace!" Yelled Amy to Pandora and Jarvis as she turned to Jethro. "Could you carry me? I feel tired."
"Do I look like I have the words 'Horse and Cart' tattooed on my forehead?" Asked Jethro in a deadpan voice. "In other words, not a chance."
(Airplane Confessional: The chance of me getting a girlfriend is sadly very small…)
Amy: How dare he not carry me! I'm a princess!
Jarvis: Pandora looks like she really needs a friend. I could be that friend … though I'm not very good at making friends…
Lars: Whoever said it's wrong to hit girls was a moron; it's fun!
Natasha: Egypt is too hot for me; I wish we could visit somewhere like Iceland or maybe Siberia.
(Sneaky Snails)
"I spy with my little eye, something that begins with S." Said Emily.
"Sand! Just like ze previous forty six times!" Said Albert as he gripped his blue beret in frustration.
"Oh come on Albert! Where's your sense of adventure?" Asked Emily goofily. "Everyone loves eye spy!"
"Maybe so; but it gets annoying when your eye spy's ze same thing over forty times in a row." Said Albert.
"I'll say." Agreed Edgar. "And Megan; why exactly are you wearing a tin foil hat on your head?"
"Because it stops the aliens from reading my mind." Explained Megan. "Harold was very wise to do this last season."
"Alien's aren't the answer to everything you twit!" Groaned Edgar.
"Edgar's right." Said Bonnie.
"Thank you Bonnie." Said Edgar while smirking at Megan.
"Everyone knows Pokémon are responsible for a lot of the mysteries in the world." Explained Bonnie casually.
"These here 'Pokémon' aren't real, I reckon." Said Vinsun in a confused tone.
"I miss the TV is first class." Said Morton as he mimed flipping television channels. "I miss Sherry the TV such a lot."
(Airplane Confessional: I mis the dressing room back in the abandoned film lot).
Edgar: Am I the only person on the team with ANY sanity?
Elvira: This team is going to fall to pieces … I will have order!
Megan: Edgar's got to learn to believe; it couldn't be any clearer that aliens exist!
"I hope we win the challenge." Said Morton hopefully. "If we win then we'll be able to watch Frasier all night!"
"What's Frasier?" Asked Vinsun curiously.
"Only one of the most classic and funny sitcoms of all time." Replied Morton. "I like how most of the episodes had a positive resolution; quite unlike Malcolm in the Middle."
"I have a video cassette of TUGS." Said Vinsun. "It was ma pride 'n joy when I was a kid. Is that a good show?"
"It's totally awesome; my favorite episode was 'Ghosts', the atmosphere was so top notch." Grinned Morton.
"What are you doing Ramona?" Asked Elvira in confusion.
Elvira was confused Ramona was leaving banana peels on the sand behind them.
"I'm leaving traps so the other teams don't catch up on us." Explained Ramona. "Pretty smart huh?"
"Except that they won't slip if the peel is on sand; it isn't the right surface!" Said Elvira in exasperation while thinking. "You deadweight dumbass."
"Girls taking charge; that's hot." Grinned Craig as he appeared behind Elvira and Ramona and wiggled his eyebrows.
"Creep!" Gagged Ramona as she took out a squirt flower and made it squirt a small blast of water at Craig; it now looked like Craig had wet himself due to where the water hit him…
"You stupid brat! Totally not hot!" Frowned Craig as he walked ahead in annoyance.
"I reckon that guy don't know how to treat a girl right like how my pop treats my ma." Said Vinsun with a disapproving shake of his head.
"What do you know about girls? You're a country yokel and I'm an expert a wooing the girls." Bragged Craig.
"Just because I'm from the country, I reckon it don't mean I'm completely oblivious to everything." Replied Vinsun.
(Airplane Confessional: I do reckon he is correct).
Craig: Vinsun thinks he knows about girls? As if! Back home all the girls call me Stud Manly! It's so on!
Elvira: This team has no place for idiots like Ramona or shameless flirts like Craig. It needs hard working flawless individuals like me.
Bonnie: (She is laughing). Craig totally looked like he wet himself! Hahahahaha!
(Spooky Spider's)
"Trekking across the deseeert! Trekking across the deseeert! Trekky trekky trekky trekking across the deseeert." Sang Ted very off key as he and his team trekked across the desert.
"Oh for the love of #bleep# make it stop!" Wailed Bea. "I think this proves that jocks can't sing worth #bleep#!"
"If you wanted me to stop all you needed to do was ask." Said Ted as he took a swig of water from his canteen and gulped it. "So; where do you guys hope we'll end up visiting?"
"Venice." Said Dexter. "It's like Bathroom City!"
"I hope we visit the West China hospital; it's the biggest in the world." Chirped Suki cheerfully.
"McDonald's." Said Tony dumbly. "Or maybe Disney Land."
"Disney land is awesome! The Indiana Jones Adventure is so much fun!" Boomed Sophie loudly.
"Thou must focus on thy quest." Said Vicky. "Thou's loudness get's thy team nowhere."
"Could you speak normally please?" Asked Henry. "Even a helicopter wouldn't be able to understand you."
"That makes thy little sense." Said Vicky in confusion.
"Seriously; stop with the #bleep# medieval accent; its #bleep# me off." Muttered Bea.
"Could you not swear?" Asked Winter while still reading her book. "It's making me feel uncomfortable."
"As soon as Vicky stops with the accent; it's hard to understand and it's annoying as #bleep#." Replied Bea.
"Thou shalt close thy mouth!" Snapped Vicky as she jabbed Bea in the butt with her sword.
"Holy #super bleep#! You stupid #bleep#! I oughta tear off your ears and then make you eat #bleep#!" Growled Bea while trying not to let tears of pain exit her eyes.
Benjamin and Tony watched this exchange with the others; Tony looked a little worried.
"The girls are scaring me Benjy." Whimpered Tony.
"Don't worry; just give them some distance and you'll be fine." Assured Benjamin before he grumbled. "And it's Benjamin, not Benjy."
"But I really can't say 'Benjamin' Benjy." Explained Tony.
"…Whatever." Muttered Benjamin.
(Airplane Confessional: How can he not say it? He just said it right then!)
Bea: (All of her confessional has to be bleeped out; you will not even be able to see it in the uncut and uncensored DVD of Total Drama Tween Tour… and why would you want to?).
Vicky: Feel thynwrath Sir Bea!
Benjamin: Maybe I could make an alliance with Vicky ... it'd only be to backstab her and vote her off because she's pretty annoying.
Tony: Bea and Vicky are smelly heads!
Ted: (He has a hand over his face and is shaking his head). This is absolutely dreadful; there is inner team conflict and we've not even finished the first challenge … we're going to lose, hands down.
"Do you need a band aid?" Asked Suki as she handed a band aid to Bea after the arguing and swearing stopped. "You'll have to apply it yourself though; I'm not so sure about applying band aids to people's bums. Arms are fine though."
"I'll be fine." Assured Bea as she pocketed the band aid.
"Hey guys; look over there." Said Ted as he pointed a short distance away at the base of the large sand dune they were standing on.
"Is it a helicopter?" Asked Henry eagerly.
"A bathroom?" Grinned Dexter excitedly.
"No! It's the tomb." Said Ted in triumph.
"Are you sure?" Asked Suki.
"Positive; it had a large carving of Chris's face on it." Said Ted as he pointed at the tomb again.
Ted was right; the tomb looked like the sphinx except it had Chris's face on it instead of the normal human head. The team of ten ran down the dune at a speed impressive for a tween and as they approached the tomb they found Chris sitting on a fold out deck chair with a reflector and also a large strawberry ice cream. His jeep was parked nearby.
"Spooky Spiders; you guys are the first team to arrive." Said Chris as he relaxed in the sun.
"Yes!" Cheered Ted.
"Your next part of the challenge is to enter the Total Drama Tomb and find Owen and Noah. They will give you the last part of the challenge."
"Do we get an advantage for being the first team?" Asked Sophie loudly.
"Nope." Smirked Chris.
"…#bleep# you." Said Bea dryly as she and the other nine members of the Spooky Spider's entered the tomb of Maclean at full speed.
(Airplane Confessional: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.)
Sophie: Yeah! We're gonna take first place! Woo!
Winter: I wonder why Chris is such a jerk face; maybe he's secretly sad and lonely.
Ted: Maybe we won't lose after all!
(Rotten Roaches)
About two minutes after the Spooky Spider's had entered the tomb the Rotten Roaches arrived.
"See; I told you I could hear the bugs guiding us to our … destiny." Said Gareth as he adjusted his hat.
"Creep." Muttered Amy.
"Oh lighten up; he did play a big part in getting us here along with Jethro." Said Dil positively. "Nice work guys."
"Much appreciated." Said Jethro. "So Chris; are we the first team here?"
"Nope; you're the second team." Replied Chris. "The Spooky Spider's are ahead of you."
"No! No, no, no!" Whined Amy. "I refuse to stay anywhere that isn't first class."
"We're still making pretty good time; second place out of four isn't too bad." Pointed out Natasha.
"Well maybe we'd be in first place if not for the little crybaby." Grunted Lars as he made a head gesture to Pandora.
"Sorry…" Mumbled Pandora.
"Leave her alone Lars." Spoke up Jarvis.
"… Did you just ask me to stop?" Asked Lars in a very foul and smug voice. "I wouldn't recommend doing that."
Lars grabbed Jarvis's hand and began crushing it in his hand tightly before releasing it five seconds later and pushing Jarvis back.
"Stop that!" Yelled Penny as she ran up and kicked Lars in the balls; he sank to the ground with a whimper.
"Yeah! Good one Penny." Grinned Dil while giving Penny the thumbs up.
"Stop taking enjoyment in others suffering!" Growled Penny. "Onward into the pyramid!"
Penny charged ahead into the pyramid as Lars got back to his feet.
"Grrrr." Snarled Lars.
"Penny's got the right idea; the next part of the challenge is in the tomb." Chuckled Chris. "Your new objective is to find Owen and Noah somewhere in the tomb."
"Quick guys; let's go before Penny gets too far ahead." Said Jade.
(Airplane Confessional: Lawful Stupid).
Penny: It is destiny that I ended up on a team of evil meanie faces; I shall defeat them and make them change their evil ways!
Lars: That horrible girl! How dare she kick me in the gonads!
Jethro: I bet somebody will need an ambulance by the end of the day.
(Sneaky Snails)
"I can see ze temple." Said Albert as he pointed a short distance ahead to where their temple destination was. However, ahead of them they could see the Buzzing Bees team outside the temple.
"Let's pick up the speed!" Yelled Emily as she ran ahead towards the temple while her nine team mates quickly followed.
Robbie noticed the Sneaky Snails catching up to them and quickly told his team.
"C'mon guys! We're in third place as it is and the last place team is right behind us! Let's get a move on and find Owen and Noah!" Said Robbie to his team mates quickly.
Just as the Buzzing bee's entered the temple the Sneaky Snails caught up though Chris stopped them from going in.
"Move it Chris! We've got a challenge to complete!" Snapped Elvira.
"I've just got to let you know that you are so far in last place." Smirked Chris. "This can easily change though; your next objective is to find Owen and Noah somewhere within the Total Drama Tomb."
"I reckon we better get going then." Said Vinsun.
The Sneaky Snails quickly ran into the tomb hoping to catch up to the opposing teams.
(Airplane Confessional: Enter the tomb!)
Morton: Last place in the first challenge, that's not good. I don't want to be voted off this early!
Robbie: So far so good; now it's just a matter of finding our way in the Total Drama Tomb. Most things however are easier said than done such as becoming a masked wrestler. (Robbie laughs).
(Spooky Spiders)
"Are we there yet?" Asked Tony dumbly.
"You've asked that fifty times already Tony and the answer is still no." Groaned Ted.
"Yeah; shut the #bleep# up!" Agreed Bea.
The Spooky Spider's had been walking around the Total Drama Tomb for a while now and were getting a little annoyed at how lost they were. You would think that finding your way around an artificially built temple would be easy … but you'd be wrong. You see; the temple was quite dark so it was a little hard for the tweens to see where they were going. There weren't any obstacles but moving around in the dark was harder than it sounds … and not only that, but…
"I'm scared of the dark." Shivered Suki. "Can somebody hold my hand so I don't get lost?"
"Only if you pay me exactly six bathrooms." Said Dexter charismatically.
"… I will." Shrugged Ted as he held Suki's left hand. "Let's hope there isn't a fear challenge this season."
"What are you scared of Ted?" Asked Suki curiously.
"Well; I really don't like Vampires … at all." Replied Ted.
"Vampires are big fat smelly heads!" Pouted Tony.
"Vampires aren't #bleep# real." Said Bea with an eye roll. "Seriously; Chris won't have made this challenge too hard; he'll want to save the #bleep# for last or people will get bored."
"MUMMIES! COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!" Yelled Sophie at the top of her lungs while several of her team mates held their ears in pain.
"Be quiet!" Hissed Benjamin from the front of the group. "Do you want to cause a cave in? I'm expecting Chris to have cheaped out on the budget for construction and foundations."
"Sorry; but I love NOISE!" Whooped Sophie.
"… Left or right?" Asked Benjamin while tuning out Sophie.
"How can you see?" Asked Winter. "That hat and your hair cover your eyes completely."
"I can still see; I just hate haircuts and my hat is cool." Shrugged Benjamin.
"They say the left is best in politics." Stated Ted while still holding Suki's hand.
"It seems darker to the right, I'd prefer to go left." Mumbled Suki.
"Very well; left it is." Shrugged Benjamin. "Anybody else want to lead? I'm more of a follower really."
"I will!" Declared Henry. "I'll make the big helicopter in the sky happy!"
"No, I will! I'll bring honor to the gold plated bathroom in Dexterburg!" Retorted Dexter.
"Thyn arguments about these futuristic do dads is dumb." Muttered Vicky.
"… Oh for #bleep# sake; I'll do it." Sighed Bea as she led her team onwards.
Airplane Confessional: If I can't sue that language … can I say bonjour?)
Bea: Henry and Dexter think their obsessions are all that matter and its #bleep# annoying! I get it; you like helicopters and bathrooms, nobody gives a #bleep#!
Benjamin: Bea could be a good ally … but I'll backstab her sooner or alter. I'm hoping to backstab at least one person by day four.
Winter: Some of my team are a little too noisy; I prefer the quiet. And you know; the hieroglyphics in the tomb were really interesting. I can read them you see … they translated into 'Chris is a stud muffin with good hair' … egotistical much? (Winter takes out her book and begins to read).
Henry: Dexter just doesn't get how awesome helicopters are. Anyone can sit on a toilet … but only the great people can fly a helicopter!
Suki: It was nice of Ted to help me through the dark temple; I always thought jocks were mean. I guess Ted is proving that wrong! (Suki smiles).
(Rotten Roaches)
"The attention to detail in here is fascinating." Said Jarvis quietly as he looked at the sarcophagus' and the hieroglyphics.
"I wish it wasn't so hot though." Said Natasha as she drank some water from her canteen. "I'm not used to the heat; I live in a remote part of Alaska you see."
The Rotten Roach team was fumbling around the Total Drama Tomb while trying to find Owen and Noah. So far they hadn't had much luck in doing so.
"If only we could do a dungeon bypass like you can in Zelda with glitches." Said Ramona. "I wonder where the other teams are."
"Hopefully they got lost in the dark." Laughed Lars. "Wooooo, scary ghostliest coming to get you! Woooooo! Haw haw!"
BAM!
Penny punched Lars looking very angry.
"Be nice!" Scowled Penny.
"Nice one Penny. " Said Pandora with a small smile.
"Stop gaining pleasure from another persons misfortune you evil abomination!" Yelled Penny.
"… Sorry." Sniffled Pandora.
"Hey now; that's not very nice Penny." Said Dil firmly.
"Yeah, Pandora didn't do anything wrong." Agreed Jarvis.
"Don't worry about it guys; I deserved it." Said Pandora sadly.
"Yeah; because you're a little crybaby." Sneered Lars.
"Stop." Said Gareth suddenly. "I sense we are not alone."
"Obviously not; there are ten of us, keep moving!" Whined Amy.
"The sound of scuttling was suddenly heard; everybody stopped moving.
"Err … Gareth, what was that?" Asked Jethro nervously.
"… Scarab beetles." Replied Gareth tonelessly.
"Scarabs?" Wailed Lars in horror.
"Scarabs are good conductors of electricity." Stated Jade.
At that moment a small swarm of scarabs rounded the corner and started moving towards the ten tweens. Gareth stepped forward and stared at them with almost no soul or emotion in his eyes.
"Leave; go back to the dirt from whence you came." Said Gareth in a soft whisper.
The scarab swarm turned around and left in the direction they had come from.
"… How the hell did you do that?" Blinked Jethro.
Gareth didn't just respond; he just looked at Jethro with an expressionless look for a few seconds.
"Gareth scares me." Gulped Pandora.
"Me too." Agreed Jarvis.
(Airplane Confessional: Me three!)
Jethro: There is something seriously wrong with Gareth…
Amy: Gareth is weird!
Dil: I've heard Scarabs are sometimes considered a delicacy. I'd rather not try one though ... but Owen probably would. (Dil chuckles to himself)
Natasha: … That was weird.
Gareth: Bugs … bugs are our friends. Exterminators are not nice; they deserve to be poisoned by their own gases for daring to harm poor little cockroaches.
(Sneaky Snails)
The Sneaky Snails were running through the Total Drama Tomb as fast as they could go; they had been in last place according to Chris and they were going to have to change that or face the risk of taking the Drop of Shame.
As they ran along the corridors of the tomb Craig was unable to refrain from hitting on the girls.
"Hey babe; your lips look sore, want me to kiss them better?" Said Craig to Ramona as he wiggled his eyebrows.
"Go away you creep! Ick!" Gagged Ramona as she sped up to get away from Craig.
"You know you want me." Bragged Craig.
"You are ze biggest womanizer I have ever met." Frowned Albert in disdain.
"Yeah! You tell him baguette man!" Grinned Emily wildly.
"Stop with ze stereotypes." Muttered Albert.
"I'm surrounded by mental patients." Said Edgar so quietly that only he could hear.
"I understand your pain." Said Elvira; apparently she had heard him.
Megan was looking at the replica's of Egyptian artifacts and looked interested as she ran along.
"Yep; no doubt about it … aliens made this." Said Megan with a satisfied nod.
"I was reckoning that Chris had his interns build it." Said Vinsun as he held onto his cowboy hat so it wouldn't fall off.
"Seeing is believing; important things are what we can see … but some of the most important and real things are what we cannot see, like aliens." Explained Megan semi logically.
"Oh; that makes sense." Nodded Vinsun.
"About as much sense as the show LOST … in other words none." Stated Morton with a smirk.
(Airplane Confessional: This is all very alien to me!)
Megan: I hope to work at area 51 one day; I just know they are holding aliens captive … I'm a believer in conspiracy theory's ok.
Vinsun: I've never seen an alien before; I wonder what they're like.
Elvira: I'm on a team of idiots; seriously, they are absolutely retarded! But if I'm going to be the leader I'll have to make do.
Bonnie: Megan is funnier than the Pokémon fight with two Metapods … a Metapod is a completely useless Pokémon just so you know.
(Buzzing Bee's)
"Does anybody have any honey?" Asked Robbie as he and his team walked along a passageway through the Total Drama Tomb.
"Why would we?" Asked Zora in puzzlement.
"Because we're the buzzing bee's! Get it?" Joked Robbie.
"I give that joke a C+ solider." Said Terrence as he led his team. "Not bad but not too great either."
"How about this one; what do you get if you cross an octopus and a rhino?" Asked Robbie as eh readied the punch line.
"I don't know; what do you get?" Asked Darby with a tired yawn.
"A Rhinoctopus! Get it?" Laughed Robbie.
"Ok; I'll admit that joke was pretty good." Chuckled Pablo.
"Indeed; it was rather amusing." Smiled Oliver.
"It completely sucked." Scoffed Cuthbert. "Stop horsing around and focus on the challenge!"
"Please stop exercising your negative chi." Said Ling calmly.
"Chi is a load of crud." Muttered Cuthbert.
"Hey look; I think we've found a shortcut." Said Karrie as she pointed forwards towards what appeared to be a large slide descending into darkness and a lower level of the tomb.
"Slides are *yawn* fun … I could use a nap." Mumbled Darby.
"Then you should have slept more last night." Said Cuthbert snootily.
"It's hard to do that due to the fact *yawn* I have insomnia." Muttered Darby.
"Who votes that Cuthbert goes down first?" Asked Pablo.
"Yes!" Nodded Zora.
"Definitely." Agreed Ling.
"Serves the jerk right." Smirked Oliver.
Molly had been looking at her team mates but couldn't hear what they were saying due to being deaf.
"What did you say?" Asked Molly.
Pablo pointed to Cuthbert, then the slide and mimed pushing. Molly instantly understood.
"Go for it!" Cheered Molly.
"No! No! No! Not fair!" Whined Cuthbert as Terrence pushed him down the slide while he was screaming all the way.
"Me next!" Smiled Molly as she jumped onto the slide and began sliding down it.
One by one her team mates followed; and unlike Cuthbert they didn't scream like little babies.
(Airplane Confessional: Sliding on, having fun! Bellflower Bunnies FTW!
Cuthbert: How dare those juvenile miscreants man handle me like that! Do they know who I am and how powerful I am?
Molly: Though I can't hear anything, I think Cuthbert wasn't too happy to go down the slide. He should cheer up; life is about having fun!
Robbie: Cuthbert is the opposite of a joke; he's an 'un-joke'.
Oliver: (He adjusts his glasses). If I had a nickel every time Cuthbert whined or somebody complained about him I'd be rich enough to buy The Congo. It's great this time of year I hear.
The Buzzing Bee's reached the bottom of the slide (Cuthbert landed on his face) and as they got up they saw that right next to them were the Spooky Spiders.
"… Where did you come from?" Blinked Henry.
"The slide." Said Pablo.
"Helicopters are better than slides." Stated Henry.
"Oh shut the #bleep# up about slides already!" Yelled Bea.
"She's right you know." Said Dexter. "… Bathrooms are better."
"I can see another team up ahead!" Yelled a voice behind them.
Everyone turned and saw the Rotten Roaches running up (Jethro was the one who spoke) and not far behind them were the Sneaky Snails.
"Onward soldiers!" Yelled Terrence as his team, himself and everyone else ran down the corridor to the next room.
(Airplane Confessional: Where does the door lead? Find out in a few seconds!)
Ramona: Well; that was convenient.
The forty teens ran into the next room and quickly stopped; standing before them dressed as pharaoh's were Owen and Noah. Noah looked bored as usual and was reading a book while Owen looked excited.
"Hey kids!" Waved Owen. "Good job on finding us … I didn't expect you all to find us at the same time … but the more the merrier I suppose."
"What's the next part of the challenge?" Yelled Sophie very loudly.
"You're going to be unwrapping mummies like a candy bar … mmm, candy." Smiled Owen. "Hey Noah; why don't you tell them the rules?"
"If I must." Sighed Noah as he closed his book and turned to the forty tweens standing before him. "Ok; the final part of today's challenge will be unwrapping mummies; the first team to take of all the bandages of their mummy is the winner. Each team has their own mummy which is the one that matches your team's color."
The teams got into position by their respective mummies and held the bandages that were already coming off.
"Ok then; care to start the challenge Owen?" Asked Noah dully.
"Can do little buddy!" Saluted Owen before looking like he had remembered something. "Oh yeah; and while you do it, why don't we have a song?"
Most of the tweens groaned; Molly raised a confused eyebrow and smiled.
"Oh, are we having another song?" Asked Molly excitedly to which Pablo nodded.
"Ok; then, on the count of three get ready to unwrap the mummies and sing. One … two … three!" Announced Owen.
(Song #2: Unwrap the mummies. This one has an Arabic slow paced tune to it.)
Bea: Down in the tomb, the #bleep# dark tomb; it surprises me something hasn't gone boom.
Albert: But on ze horizon I can see that a lot of unwrapping does loom.
All: Unwrap the mummies … unwrap the mummies … unwrap the mummies.
Henry: Pull them.
Pandora: Yank them.
Zora: Grip them.
Emily: Spank them!
Craig: Unwrap the mummies and find our treasure.
Ling: Singing with you is not a pleasure.
All: Unwrap the mummies … unwrap the mummies … unwrap the mummies.
Molly: Come on guys, we're going fine.
Winter: But it's the Spooky Spider's that are first to cross the line!
Spooky Spiders: Yeah!
All: Unwrap the mummy trio … unwrap the mummy trio … unwrap the mummy trio.
Vinsun: I reckon my team is doing swell.
Lars: I'd love to brain you with a giant church bell!
Benjamin: Bandage.
Jarvis: Unwrap.
Natasha: Cotton.
All: Cr … err … bacon bap!
Edgar: (spoken) What the heck was that?
Megan: I don't know but my team is the second placed alien cat!
Sneaky Snails: Yeehaw!
All: Unwrap the mummy duo … unwrap the mummy duo … unwrap the mummy duo.
Pablo: It's one on one; it's had to head.
Ted: But at least you're not up against your buddy Ted!
Amy: These bandages are so very dirty!
Craig: You're really purty!
WHACK!
Amy: Let's getback on track.
Ramona: The bandages are going in a large pile.
Penny: My team is going the extra mile!
Gareth: Gareth: Somebody will be a cockroaches supper.
Natasha: It won't be me; nopity nupper! Third place belongs to the Rotten Roaches.
Rotten Roaches: Yeah!
All: Unwrap the mummies … unwrap the mummies … unwrap the mummies.
"And the challenge is over!" Declared Owen. "Good job everyone, even those that lost; you all gave it your best shot! But we now know the final placing. Err … what were they again Noah?"
"The Spooky Spider's came first. The Sneaky Snails came second. The Rotten Roaches came third and the Buzzing Bee's lost." Listed Noah promptly without looking up from his book.
"Yep; there you have it!" Nodded Owen. "So it looks like the Buzzing Bee's will be voting somebody off."
"Aw man." Said Robbie in disappointment.
"Well; we tried our best." Said Oliver.
"You lot should have pulled your weight around like I did." Scowled Cuthbert.
"Wait; the challenge isn't over yet." Said Owen. "Well; it is for our first, second and third place teams. But there is one final challenge for the Buzzing Bee's. A chance for a 'get out of jail free' card from the first Drop of Shame ceremony. That's right … solo immunity!"
Next Chapter: The ten members of the buzzing bee's compete in a solo immunity challenge and somebody is voted off first. Who could it be?
