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This chapter is going to be AU in a way.

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Back together again

BPOV

Rose and I spent the drive to the Cullens' house in silence. With Roses driving we got there in less than 7 minutes.

As I reached to open the door it was flung open by the crazy pixie and pulled into a tight hug. After a minute I was pulled off of the pixie into a bone crashing hug.

"Nice to see you too Emmett," I managed to get out. Then Emmett dropped me. "Not to interrupt the reunion of anything but I really need a fag. Can vampires smoke?" I asked Rose while lighting up.

"I don't know I guess we could if we wanted to but you'd have to ask Carlisle if you want to know the facts." As she finished her reply Edward came out of the front door.

"Hey Edward are you in the Guinness world record book?" I asked.

"No why?" he replied.

"Well I thought as the first anorexic you'd be in it." I said while having a drag.

"Very funny." Was his fantastic come back, while the rest of the Cullens were cracking up with laughter. I think they would have all been crying if it was humanly possible.

"Um Bella are you smoking?" Edward asked.

"No shit Sherlock." I said then ran over to him and gave him a hug and a kiss. When I broke the kiss I asked him. "Why did you go all emo on me?"

"Because I was emotionally depressed, that's why people become emos."

I couldn't think of a good come back so I just suck my tongue out.

"Descent you've got your tongue pierced that is so cool." Emmett bellowed across the yard.

"If you think that's cool I've also got my belly button pierce, my nose, my ears and I've got two tattoos." I reeled off calmly.

"Hell that's hot," I heard Edward whisper from behind me.

"Yeah well wait until you see me on my Harley in all leather." I retorted sexily.

"Shit," He said and I could feel his hard on in my back.

"If you like the mental picture wait until you see the real thing. I think I'll have to show you my tattoos sometime." I murmured.

"Where are your tattoos?" he asked his voice breaking in the middle of his question.

"I've got one on the top of my back and the other one is on my hip."

"Good woman are you trying to kill me?" He asked more to his self than me.

"Not really. Edward have you ever smoked?"

"I think I tried it once when I was human. I can't remember if I liked it or not. Why do you ask?"

"I think you should try smoking you would look really hot." I said.

"Really?" he said in disbelief.

"That's what I just said now take one." He took one and I took another as I dropped the last running to Edward. I took my lighter out of my pocket and lit them both. I took a step back and admired the view of Edward leaning against the porch smoking. "As I suspected you look hot." I concluded.

"No, No, No. This can't be happening." Alice cried from next to me.

"What?" Jasper inquired.

"The side affect of vampires smoking is…"

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I know I'm evil but the chapter was getting a bit long. So what do you think?

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