For the first day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the second day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… two dodged bullets and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the third day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the fourth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… four whispers in my head, three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the fifth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… five crazy murder plots, four whispers in my head, three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the sixth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… six late night encounters, five crazy murder plots, four whispers in my head, three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the seventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… seven shiny hairbrushes, six late night encounters, five crazy murder plots, four whispers in my head, three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the eighth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… eight detailed death threats, seven shiny hairbrushes, six late night encounters, five crazy murder plots, four whispers in my head, three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the ninth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… nine brand new nightmares, eight detailed death threats, seven shiny hairbrushes, six late night encounters, five crazy murder plots, four whispers in my head, three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the tenth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… ten hanging nooses, nine brand new nightmares, eight detailed death threats, seven shiny hairbrushes, six late night encounters, five crazy murder plots, four whispers in my head, three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the eleventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… eleven more worries for Christine, ten hanging nooses, nine brand new nightmares, eight detailed death threats, seven shiny hairbrushes, six late night encounters, five crazy murder plots, four whispers in my head, three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
For the twelfth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… twelve train tickets out of Paris, eleven more worries for Christine, ten hanging nooses, nine brand new nightmares, eight detailed death threats, seven shiny hairbrushes, six late night encounters, five crazy murder plots, four whispers in my head, three surprise death traps, two dodged bullets, and one rudely stolen fiancée.
