Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
You walk up the long dark hallway to the door with the badly written sign that proclaims "Harry Potter Anonymous." Feeling a tad guilty, you made sure to come early today and brought your own supplies. You push open the door and walk in.
The room is empty except for a young man sitting next to the window. The cloud covering the sun outside dissipates and a ray hits him. You gasp. Was he...sparkling?
The young man sees you look at him and quickly leaves the room. This appears to be the cue for the rest of the class to enter.
Despite your attempt to project a "don't sit next to me" aura so you can have a chair for a footrest, Helen sits next to you.
She turns to you and you avoid her gaze. "I forgive you for laughing," she says cheerfully.
"Umm...thanks," you say.
"But to show that you're sorry, could you read my new fanfic?"
Before you can say anything, she hands you the paper and starts listening to the speaker at the desk.
You shrug and start reading.
---Cue parody---
Hello! My name is Pearl Diamond Arabella Rose Angel Evergreen Night Raven Perfect Pink Blue Gold Mary Sue. But you can call me Mary.
I am, like, really beautiful. If I look in a mirror, you can see that I have, like, purple-green-silver eyes and knee length hair that shimmers like gold and silver combined. I've been begged by thousands of modeling agencies to, like, take millions of dollars to model for them, Like, OMG! But I can't, because I'm secretly a witch!
And not just any witch. I can do magic, like, without a wand, and, like, have more power than any canon character EVER. I can also magically change outfits. Like, right now I'm wearing a hot pink minidress. Poof! Now I'm wearing a neon blue minidress! People say that I have such wonderful taste in clothes.
They also say that I am perfect. But I already knew that. Of course I am, being Harry Potter's long-lost sister!!!11
But don't be fooled. My life has been filled with, like, horrors. I never, like, knew my mom, and my dad, like, remarried a totally evil woman. My horrible stepmother, like, tried to make me go to school (!) which I have NO time for, with my busy social schedule.
By the way, I'm going to be a transfer student into the totally ugly Hogwarts. Of course, I'm sure I can fix that....
---End parody---
You hand the paper back to Helen, not saying anything. Helen beams at you.
"You liked it?" she says happily. "I'm bringing the next part of the story to next week's class when we write OCs."
"Next part..." you say weakly.
"Yep!" she says. "That was the introduction!"
You flee the classroom as soon as class is dismissed.
A/N: A bit short. Sorry. Also, as this is listed as Draco and Ginny, at least one of those two are going to consistently appear.
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