Sitting in the chair in front of their computer, Mary had one hand holding her head, and the other grabbing tissues to wipe away tears. Susan, meanwhile, was pacing back and forth.

"All right, let's see...where did we go wrong?"

"Acting on a plan that only works in porn?" Mary grumbled.

Susan pinned her shoulders to the chair in a rage. "I swear to the atoms that make us, I can and will make this work! If you would've been patient and worked with me here, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN BED WITH GIL BY NOW!" Susan yelled, shaking Mary by the shoulders.

Mary's green eyes watering again, she bit her lip to try and keep it from quivering.

"Oh, goddamnit, Mary," Susan let go of her, "don't you-"

It was too late. Again came the water works, falling down her face.

CRASH!

"SUSAN TEST!" A teenaged Bling-Bling Boy, still as pudgy as ever, burst through the roof. "I HAVE COME ONCE AGAIN TO CLAIM YOUR-" he was interrupted by Mary sobbing louder.

"Now is not a good time, Eugene," Susan glared at him.

"But...oh come on! I'm the one that set up a free vacation for your dad! The least you could do for me is-"

Now Mary's sobs had become overdramatic. Though her previous tears were genuine, she was now trying very hard to make Bling-Bling Boy uncomfortable enough to leave.

Thankfully, it worked. "Eh...you know what, I...think I'll just go downstairs and see if there's any snacks," he said, awkwardly backing away from the scene and out of the lab.

"Thanks." Susan helped her up.

"(Sniff.) Anytime." Mary grabbed a tissue and blew her nose.

"...I think I know what the problem was," Susan started. "Gil was in a crowded area, and thus, there would be a lot of other girls to distract him there. So next time around, let's wait until he's alone, where he'll only have us to focus on."

"Then let's talk to him when he's out the yard tomorrow," Mary concluded.

"Are we going back down to the party?" Susan asked her.

"I think it's better if we wait for this to die out. Things like this can be hard to live down for a while."

"Yeah, good point."