(HarukaRulez:Hay friends sorry Ulquiorra hasn't shown up yet and sorry i'm really busy lately but as you can see i updated so i'm not dead that's a good thing right and back to the first subject Ulquiorra showes up in the next chapter i promise you i don't know when i'll start the next chapter but i'm working on it ok so give me some time and i'll get that up hopefully sometime this month thank you for your time)
I awoke the next morning and, tiredly, walked out into the hall towards the kitchen. My towel slipped from my hips and I barely noticed, ignoring it (as I was still in a daze from my hardcore 'dreaming') as I headed into the kitchen. Upon entrance, a waffle (covered in syrup) said 'hello' to my face.
I let the sticky thing slide down my face until it fell off, clawing it towards Korine before it hit the floor. He dodged with relative ease, pissing me off further. "Why did you dodge if you knew I was there!" I shouted in fury.
"Well, I knew you were there and that's exactly why I dodged. I could've used it as ammo, but I was too lazy and then I'd have to wash my hands… and it would just be a mess. So I let it hit you to provide amusement," He ended with a half-sarcastic, smart-aleck tone. I really shouldn't have been surprised at Silvea's peals of laughter, but I was.
On impulse, I grabbed two more waffles from a surprisingly good-looking pile of sticky, syrup-covered breakfast-meal wheat-things (was that really Silvea's cooking?) and rapid-fired them straight at the amused two. They quickly took cover behind the table, Silvea flinging jam at me with a spoon. By the time we'd finished (I assume Korine was reading yaoi manga the whole time) there was no food left for breakfast (not including the food on Korine's [who'd ignored the stuff flying at him] and Silvea's clothing and my naked skin).
"Aw!" I said as I realized that I was really hungry and now I had to take another shower. "Well… I'm gonna go over to Orihime's place for breakfast," I announced, storming out of the room with an angry, growling stomach.
"Wait! I'll come too!" Silvea cried, chasing after me. Korine stood there a few moments before deciding, "what the hell," as he followed. It took him a very short while to catch up with us.
"So… why are you coming, Smart Ass? It can't be to see Orihime's huge boobs, can it?" I asked, trying to get on his nerves."
"Of course not. As wonderful of pillows that boobs make, I'm going for food, seeing as you wasted it all by decorating our clothes… Oh, you did put some on."
"Yes, I did you ass."
We reached Orhime's place quickly, Korine and I (well, not so much Korine per say) ignoring Silvea's comments on every guy who walked past us's "hotness". "Orihime!" I called as I entered the familiar house, "you don't mind if we have breakfast here, do you?" Silence. "Orihime?"
"She's probably not here right now…" Silvea offered, sensing my concern.
"That's odd…" I muttered. "She's usually home at this time… and she would have told me if she was going anywhere important…"
"Who cares? We have food!" Silvea chirped, rubbing her cheek upon a massive piece of bread (really, that thing was three feet long!). Ignoring her antics, I checked every room, noting that there was no sign of her at all. The place felt… unlived in.
"Guys… we have to go find Ichigo."
"Why do we need strawberries? We have cherries," Asshole questioned.
"No, no… Ichigo's a person. Oh, your new nickname is asshole, Asshole." He glared at me, though he said nothing. "And we need to find him. I'm sure that he knows where my sister is."
"Really now?" Asshole put in.
"Yes, really. Now get your fat ass up so we can go find Ichi." I pulled him and Silvea away from their food, though they grabbed a bunch of it to carry with them. We headed over to Ichigo's house in hopes to find him and, luckily, we were rewarded.
As soon as I saw him, I yelled, "Ichigo! Where's my sister!?"
"Uh… What?" His face was red and he was sweating, proof that he knew and didn't want to tell me. He soon started talking as his face was met with my fist. "She's… uhh… kidnapped?"
"SHE'S WHAT?!" I screeched. He flinched, backing away. "You're taking me to her, right now, and I won't take no for an answer. If you even hint at a no, I'm going to have him kill you." I jabbed my finger at Korine, who was busy staring at a rather large picture of Ichigo's mom. Specifically, her boobs.
"Huh?" He turned away from the picture, to be hit in the face by Isshin's fist. "Damn it! What the hell?"
"Stop staring at my wife that way, you bastard!" Korine blinked before he pointed to himself.
"But… I don't like women that way. Her boobs just look like they'd make good pillows, is all. Really, what else are boobs for?"
Isshin's eye twitched as he shook his head and walked away. At that time, Silvea decided to speak up. Never a good thing. "They're good for feeding babies!"
"Oh, shut up, Silvea! Now's not a good time for jokes!" I snapped, though I couldn't help the half-hearted chuckle that rose from my throat.
"Alright, I'll take you to Urahara's place. But-"
He was cut off by Korine, who inquired: "Urahara? As in… Urahara Kisuke?!"
"Yeah… so?"
"LET'S GO ALREADY!!" And he was gone.
"Do you even know where you're going?" I called to him, knowing that the weird-o could probably still hear me.
"No…"
And there we were, Chad, Uryuu, Ichigo, Silvea, Korine and I. All at Urahara's place. Or rather, underneath the place. We were going to go rescue my sister from some evil guy's clutches.
With a signal from Kisuke, we jumped into the warp hole. Well… except Korine… he was making out with Kisuke a minute before he somehow appeared with us (though the portal had already closed).
Haruka: So Orihme has been kidnapped by some guy right Ichigo?
Ichigo: U-u-um y-yeah
Haruka: And who's fault was that?
Ichigo:Ah.....i don't really know?
Haruka: OH THAT'S IT!! -pounces Ichigo and beats him up-
Silvea: YAY HARUKA HIT SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME FOR ONE THANK YOU REVIEWERS IT WORKED!
Haruka:Silvea i know you're able to be serious so can you please do that now?
Silvea:y-yay anything Haruka sorry.....Hay readers and reveiwers let's help Ruka-chan find her sister i don't like her when she's depressed/angry it's a bad combo and it sadly makes me serious so if you like my mega gooffy-ness LET'S GET ORIHIME BACK!
Haruka: That's not for afew chapters i think -is in emo corner-
Silvea: OH NO YOU DON'T! SORRY FRIENDS I THINK HARUKA IS DONE FOR THE DAY SO PLEASE REVIEW AND GET HER OUT OF THIS THIS EMO STATE! SILVEA DON'T LIKE!!!!!!! DX
