"WHY DID THEY CHAINED ME WITH YOU?!" screamed Natsa. It was bad enough she had to be his servant after the games, and now she was chained to him!

"DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO BE CHAINED TO YOU?!" Laxus didn't look like he wanted this either.

He looked like he wanted to be space years away from her; but he could only be a foot away from her.

This was his greatest nightmare, being chained to the one that caused his cheeks to be aflame.

He sent curses to that she-witch, the one who caused all of this.

And he even sent a curse to her younger sister, the one who snapped the handcuff together.

After this, he better be getting a lap dance from the both of them. Or, the both of them could be his slaves for life.

He smirked at that thought, he could get Mirajane to changed herself to Natsa. The only thing better than that, was having Natsa, herself, doing it.

"Do you have a cold?" Natsa asked him. His face was totally red with blood coming out of his nose.

"Huh? Wha-?" he felt something we drip onto his chest. He looked down and seen red, "Fuck!"

"Looks like you're having perverted thoughts," teased Bickslow. His tongue was stuck out as he let out a roaring laugh.

"Don't you have somewhere else to be?" asked Laxus, very annoyed at his servant.

Good thing Natsa wasn't listening, or else he would be the laughing stock of the century.

"Nope," he answered rather quickly.

Laxus just glared at him, which caused him to leave their table. Yes, they were sitting at the same table; it's not like they sit by themselves.

But no one came next to them, they were too scared of Laxus who was glaring at each and every person.

They were all in the prank, the one that tied him to Natsa.

The only one who came was Happy; he didn't know that he needed to be scared of Laxus.

The blue cat planted it's body on his head, like Laxus was a bed for him.

He purred and curled himself on the blond's head.

Natsa busted out laughing at the display. This was one of those moment that wouldn't happen in a lifetime.

Now everyone roared with laughter and Laxus was pissed, red with anger and embarrassment.

His hand were up, trying to push Happy out of his hair.

Happy just dodged his hands and licked Laxus on his face; it felt Laxus stunned.

"Stupid cat! Get out of my hair!" he thundered.

"No! I like Laxus' hair! It's soft!" he whined. By now Happy was snuggling up with his blond locks.

"What type of shampoo do you used?" asked Evergreen. She suddenly came upon them, sniffing his hair. "It smells like strawberries," she said.

He smacked the table and got up, leaving the guild.

Natsa was dragged behind, questioning what just happened.

Sorry if I'm making the Thunder God Tribe too clingy :/ I trying to experiment with them in this story since I've never written about them. I always seen Evergreen as someone who doesn't think about others' space; Bickslow is the pervert with the funniest laugh I have ever seen (he might be my favorite after the main characters); and Free, like darkhuntressxir said, the male Juvia (have you seen the special, he was crying because Natsu and Elfman was Laxus' slaves!). I just love writing about embarrassing Laxus, he is just so fun to write :) And Luffy1Ace1Sabo, that's what I'm trying to go for :)

Thanks for the reviews!