"So we have our targets. What now?" C said. It was Sunday and lunch time. The group had come together at a restaurant.

"I don't know." Neji said. "Like we found them, I guess we have to seduce them."

"Wait what about the competition?" C said.

"Oh yeah!" Neji said.

"How about first one that gets them to be in a relationship and a kiss gets a prize?" Sasuke said.

"No fair," Itachi said, "You already know your target. Me and Deidara just met our targets. Also, C probably already made out with Darui."

"No, we didn't get there." C said.

"Well there has to be a catch," Madara said. The group thought.

"He has to know your real age, un and you can't sleep with them as means to convince them!" Deidara said. The group looked as if they could kill Deidara.

"Ok," Madara said "sounds fun."

"Why would anyone want to date a sixteen year old you stupid whores/" Neji said.

"I don't know, but it makes the challenge more funnier, Mmmm!" Madara said.

"Whatever." Sasuke said.

"You're just saying that because you have that blonde wrapped around your finger." Itachi said.

"Oh yeah! Let me call him and take the job. I can do it after school and seduce him," Sasuke said.

"Major! Slut! Un, Whore." Deidara said. The rest of the group laughed.

"Shut up!" Sasuke said blushing.

"What does the winner get?!" C said.

"Ummm, How about losers take the winner shopping?" Itachi said.

"Spree anything they want!" Madara said.

"Fine." They all agreed. This would be fun.


School was there on Monday morning. All the students were gathered in the gym for the surprise speaker. The group sat together on the bleachers.

"We should ditch, Un." Deidara said

"Wait, I wanna see who it is," Itachi said.

"Well after that we should leave, Un!" Deidara said.

"Ok!" Everyone agreed. They continued to chatter about the guys they were gonna take for all they were worth.

"How would we um you know, tell if the person wasn't lying about the relationship!" Neji said.

"Well they have to record the person saying it," Madara said. Before they continued, Principal Tsunade came out and started speaking.

"Our surprise speaker is my father, Hashirama Senju," Tsunade said. Madara was shocked. The group now turned all their attention to Madara, who was now pale. No one had ever seen Madara flush.

"I can't believe this!" C said.

"Exactly! What the fuck is he doing here?" Madara said.

"Speaking," Neji said.

"I know whore, but he is Tsunade's dad," Madara said.

"Oh yeah, come to think of it, her maiden name is Senju," Sasuke said.

"Well," Madara said, color now coming back to his face," This is perfect! I can put my plan into action."

"What plan?" Itachi asked.

"Oh whore you almost got me, but I'm not gonna let you know so you can get yours first," Madara said.

"Alright whatever!" Itachi said.

"So we're staying, Un," Deidara said.

"I guess so, I have to see this!" Neji said with a smirk, what did Madara have planned?

Hashirama spoke about his company and entrepreneurship. He was delightful. Madara couldn't help but become turned on. He felt as if he was talking to him.

"And my wife Mito is here." Hashirama said.

Madara almost choked. Wife….

"Well Tsunade is his child, how did you think that happened?" Neji said.

"Adoption or she was some orphan bitch." Madara said.

"Well now how are you gonna seduce a married man?" Itachi asked.

"You just watch! He will be mine," Madara said. He was now more determined; he was gonna take Mito down. Fucking bitch!

As his wife, Mito, finished speaking, Madara walked down to the question line.

Madara walked up to the microphone "So are you two happily married? Maybe you two should kiss for us."

Hashirama looked at the boy, he remembered who he was the one looking for the bathroom. What the fuck he realized, as much as didn't want to, he had to kiss Mito. He kissed her. Whistles erupt from the crowd, and while Madara looked normal to everyone else, those who knew him saw the smirk across his face.

"Game is still on bitches." Madara said sitting next to Itachi.

"Well it on all you whores better start Saving because I am taking you for more than I'm taking these men!" C said. ( I didn't edit this because I could figure out what Shee was trying to say. I'd revise this particular part)

"You mad, Hoe?" Neji said.

"Shut it!" C said.


After school, Sasuke sat outside Naruto's office. For such a dumb ass, Naruto had a pretty office. It was pretty big with wide windows that let the sun in. It felt as though there were no windows; it all felt outside. Sasuke never really liked things so bright. He had asked Naruto to invest in some curtains while he was interning here. Naruto told him he always wanted to see outside so he knows there's a way out. Stupid dobe, what the fuck is he claustrophobic?

The place looked the same as when Sasuke stopped interning. He only got new carpet. His carpet before was white. Sasuke asked him why he would get white carpet when there is a huge possibility it will dirty quickly. Naruto was always so persistent. He actually liked that. Naruto is a pretty man Sasuke thought. He was a little relieved that he would be his target. The man will be easy to seduce. All Sasuke had to do is wait for the moment and attack. At least he took his advice on the carpet. It was now a black color with a blue tent.

"Hello, Naruto Uzumaki's office, may I ask to whom I am speaking?" Sasuke said. He hated being an assistant. I mean it paid nice, but he hated talking to people so nicely.

"Hashirama Senju!" the man said.

"Oh ok I will put you through" Sasuke said, what would Hashirama Senju be calling for? Sasuke put the call through and hung up the phone. The phones were connected, should he listen in. Maybe he would say something about Madara. He decided he would, but just as he did the conversation was at a close.

Damn, Sasuke thought. He was interrupted by Naruto screaming.

"Ahh Sasuke help!" Naruto screamed. What the hell did this dobe do? He walked into Naruto's office and over to his desk.

"What dobe?" Sasuke asked.

"Papercut!" Naruto said. Oh, Sasuke could laugh. He remembered the whole paper cut thing. One day Sasuke handed Naruto some papers and he cut himself on one. He couldn't even go to the meeting cuz he was crying so hard.

"Let me get some alcohol!" Sasuke said.

"No, it will hurt!" Naruto said.

"Of course, Dobe! It's gonna hurt, what did I tell you about getting paper cuts?" Sasuke said.

"Blah blah blah, Don't be in a rush to snatch the paper up, you will cut yourself." Naruto mumbled.

Sasuke giggled and grabbed the first aid kit. He placed some alcohol on Naruto's finger and then cleaned it. Naruto cried and acted as if he were going to die.

"Hold up, Dobe," Sasuke said.

"Ok!" Naruto said. Easing as Sasuke took the wipe off, he finished cleaning the papercut. Kami, you would of thought it was more severe with the way Naruto was acting. He remembered seduction. Sasuke kissed the wound, placed a bandaid on it, and again sealed it with a kiss. He walked away slowly. Naruto stared after Sasuke in shock. Did he just kiss my finger twice? Naruto thought to himself.


Deidara got Itachi to go to the mall to see his little target. The man was rude, but Deidara found something that would be so fun. He actually could not wait to annoy the red head again. Itachi just came along because he had nothing better to do. From his friends he had earned the name shark bait because his target looked like a shark.

Deidara and Itachi arrived at the mall and sat in the same spot; he knew the redhead would be here and annoyed, now all he had to do was pray he had another meeting. And as fate would have it, his and Itachi's presence was greeted by Sasori who walked with the shark man.

Itachi instantly blushed. The man he was supposed to make like him, was now in front of him. Sasori approached the table once again.

"Do you want to sit, Un?" Deidara said.

"Cha yeah this is my table, why do you think it's always vacated?" Sasori said.

"Well it's not now is it, Un!" Deidara said.

"You know what I'm gonna knock that ponytail off of your head!" Sasori

"No manners! We have to go on a date before you get to fuck my hair out of my head, Un." Deidara said.

"You know what?" Sasori said.

"Sasori, come down!" Kisame said.

"Yeah, Sasori, and why do you always have meetings in the mall, Un," Deidara said. "Why not be normal and get an office?"

"Becuse when people are looking to open up stores in the mall they have to see the mall!" Sasori screamed so hard Itachi woke from his slumber.

"Sasori come down, we could just share the table." Kisame said. "It's fine!"

"Yeah we'll behave, Un." Deidara said.

Sasori did as Kisame instructed and the two sat next to Deidara and Itachi.

"Hey you're the guy from the Senju party!" Kisame said to Itachi.

"Guilty, but your remember?" Itachi said.

"Cha, of course I remembered. I never heard someone care so much about politics," Kisame said.

"Well I do," Itachi said meanly.

"Not to offend you. I also remember your striking black eyes," Itachi blushed at Kisame's comment. He was gonna talk more before Sasori interrupted.

"So you like the mall!" Sasori said. "You need to bring your business here it's at all my other malls."

"What do you do?" Itachi asked.

"Well I own Hoshigaki, the store." Kisame said.

"Ahhhhhh! I love your store!" Deidara screamed. "You have all the good shit!"

"Keep screaming and you won't be here when it opens up." Sasori said.

"You're so mean Danna, Un!"

"Danna?!" Kisame, Itachi, and Sasori all repeated.

"Yeah! Danna!" Deidara said. Sasori's face immediately turned four different colors.

"That's inappropriate." Itachi said to Deidara.

"So, he wants to be my Danna! Then I will let him," Deidara said, Kisame laughed while Sasori wanted to ban him so bad, but a little piece of him was touched to be called Danna.


"Objection your honor," Shikamaru said. "Hearsay."

"Alright, the jury is to disregard that statement." The judge said.

Neji secretly loved watching Shikamaru in court. He was so good and always said the right things; secretly he considered him a better lawyer than his father. Shika could do anything. Wait did he just call him Shika, he meant to say Shikamaru. He never really called him by his first name a lot. Mostly he called him Nara. In his mind he called him Shika, what a cute name.

He use to be married to a woman named Temari, but the two divorced. He secretly was happy when they divorced; he really didn't know why, but he was. Now his job would be easier. All he had to do was seduce Nara, but how? He could show up naked at his house, but how classless would that be? He could ... No... No ... He was stuck; he had nothing. Wait he could... No, but it was his only choice.

"We will dismiss the jury to get the final verdict," The judge said, releasing everyone. Neji stayed and waited for Shikamaru.

"Do you think you won?" Neji asks.

"Umm you never know, the jury can be troublesome," Shikamaru said.

"Yeah troublesome, Nara. Troublesome," They both laughed.

"Nara, I wanted to know... could I study under you? I mean gain some experience, you know?" Neji said. "It looks good on college apps."

"Sure why not, you're not very troublesome, because you know I don't work with the troublesome."

"Yeah Nara, I'm not troublesome."

"So who will tell your dad?" Shikamaru said.

"I will!" Neji said. Neji felt kind of a little light headed he had to tell his dad that he wanted to study under Shikamaru. Uhhhhhh.


C was driving home from Starbucks. He had gotten a frappe and drank most of it. It was so good , he should go get another. He made a u-turn and collected another frappe. He got a large. It was so good, he was still drink the other one and was at the last of it when it fell in his lap. Fuck, he thought. He looked off the road and his car tapped the back of someone else's.

Shit, he thought. His mom was gonna freak. He stopped the car and him and the person in front got out. As fate would have it, it was a big man. He had blonde hair, like Darui. He was dark skinned.

"I hope you did not fuck my baby up!" the man said.

"No, I see no dent!" C said. "Sorry I had spilled my frappe."

"Ah, that's why you're so filthy!" The man said. C was taken aback, the again he just hit the man's car. He had the right to be mean.

"Fucking young brats!" the man said.

"I'm sorry you want my info?" C said.

"No brat! I didn't check the damage out!" The man said.

"I'm C and you!" C said at least to get the man's name he hit.

"A!" the man said.

"Like the first letter of the alphabet A?" C asked.

"Yeah, issue?" A said.

"No, it's nice and simple." C said; the man was too big to get into a fight with, he would crush him.

"Wait a minute, you talking about my name being A and your name is C?" A said.

"Well it's actually Shee, but I just go by C because that's how it is pronounced!"

"Oh alright," A said. Then another car pulled up.

"Dad, you alright?" The man said getting out of the car. C realized it was Darui; he hit his dad. Oh Kami, he was dead. Kami kill me now C pleaded.


Madara was knocking on Zetsu's door. Zetsu opened.

"Hey, I need you to hack someone's credit card and debit card information!" Madara said.

"Why?" Zetsu asked.

"No questions just do the work, Fucker." Madara commanded.

"What are you gonna do for me?" Zetsu asked. Zetsu went to Madara's school. Zetsu lived alone and was a bonafide genius. He hacked into a lot of things for Madara. He always wanted to have sex with him, and Madara refuses, but he needed this. Zetsu could tell and he might win. Then a light bulb lit in his head.

"I will give you Tobi if you give me what I want!" Madara said. Zetsu was a senior as was Tobi; Zetsu longed for Tobi and Madara could tell.

"Ok who?!" Zetsu said without a second thought.

"Hashirama Senju!"


Sasuke picks Naruto up some dinner. Naruto had not really spoken much to him all day since the kiss on the hand. Maybe he had him in his office jerking off. Sasuke laughed, how funny. He brought ramen, Naruto's favorite.

He entered the office and walked right up to his desk, "Hello Nar-Ru-To!" Sasuke felt the seduction leak from his voice. "I got you ramen."

"Thanks," Naruto said; he was sweating. Kami, what is Sasuke doing to him? Sasuke strutted from the office. That would leave him craving tomorrow, hmmm.