Smooth Criminal...
A/N: I will only say this once. THIS CHAPTER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SONG! I just happened to be scrolling through my music Library, in hopes inspiration would strike for a new fic, and Inspiration hit alright, just for a chapter title instead of a new fanfiction story.
So here you go, chapter three of 'Cheaters Never Win'...
Caution, Swearing. LOTS, of swearing.
(Temporarily) Normal P.O.V.
Itachi stood there, quietly chuckling as Sasuke continued to get steadily angrier. "What. Do you Mean its Totaled?" He seethed. "Exactly that Sasuke-chan. Whomever vandalized your Ferarri, has an acute knowledge of vehicles, and put it to use. And he/she/or they, managed to clean up after themselves incredibly well, as our forensics team was unable to find a trace of any culprit on the outside, inside, under, or in the engine of your car." Itachi explained, still smirking. "I CAN TELL YOU WHO DID IT DAMNIT!" Itachi raised one perfect eyebrow. "Why didn't you tell me you witnessed this? It must have taken some time to go through the inner workings of your car, and fill them with various as of yet, unidentified substances. Do you mean to tell me, that you stood there the whole time and watch..." "SHUT UP! Don't you Dare mock me Itachi! You know damn well I didn't WATCH this happen to my car! But I know who DID it!" Itachi merely shook his head at Sasuke. "You shouldn't make such accusations. However, as you seem so certain of the culprits, give me their names, and addresses, Shisui and I will pick them up first thing in the morning for questioning." Sasuke rolled his eyes, and mumbled something about being treated like a child, before complying to Itachi's request and writing down the needed information. "Harunos' Sakura, and Karin. Why would two young girls want to do such a thing to you, little brother?" Itachi smirked once more. Sasuke glared. "I cheated on them both." "Tsk, tsk, tsk, Sasuke. Weren't you raised better? And this is very strange behavior in young women anyway. Normally a female would settle for irreversible public humiliation. What could have driven them to such extremes?" he asked, eliciting yet another glare from the younger Uchiha. "Their cousins, roommates, and each others' best friend. I dated them both for a year." "That still does not explain any..." "The Same year." "I'd say that's worth totaling my ex's favorite car. Wouldn't you Itachi?" Uzumaki Naruto said, popping out of nowhere. "I am not at liberty to give that specific opinion while on duty Naruto-san. However, in five minutes I would be happily obliged to agree with you." Itachi replied. Naruto burst out laughing, and Itachi chuckled again.
"Anyway Teme, how do you know it was the Haruno girls'? They seem WAY too nice to do something so... Sadistic." Naruto said, "Yes little brother, do tell." Itachi prompted. "Sakura was raised by her father, the world famous mechanic Haruno Shinko, along with her half brother whom I've never had the pleasure of meeting. And she is more than capable of taking a Ferarri apart, and putting it back together in the dark. She is also Studying to be a surgeon, and has the skills required. Whereas her cousin Karin, is in her final year of studying forensic science, in hopes of joining this lab. Put together making one deadly team. They probably could have murdered me and gotten away with it. Except for the fact that they both have a death complex, hence to occupation choices." Upon hearing this, Naruto once more burst into laughter, and at some point during Sasuke's explanation, Shisui had shown up to tell Itachi they were off the clock, and Itachi took the liberty of filling him in. leaving us with two chuckling Uchiha', and one seething. "Really cousin. I know you were raised better than that. What in heaven's name made you think it was intelligent to cheat on these two women?" Sasuke didn't reply, he instead turned around and began walking away in the direction of the main exit. "Come on Dobe. Let's go, I've already given my statement." "Now is that any way to talk to your ride home?" Naruto called after him. Sasuke ignored him, and continued walking towards the parking lot. "Itachi, Shisui, Been a pleasure. But the Teme's having his dayly menstrual cycle right now, and its best not to keep him waiting. Ja." and with that Naruto ran out the door. Shisui chuckled. "It would seem your brother still has much to learn about women Itachi. Eh?" he said to his cousin, and teammate. "It does indeed Shisui. Now then, about this Vandalism case. We have two suspects, they live together, and we should bring them in for questioning first thing tomorrow morning." "Very good. And we have some test results back on a few of the substances found in the gas tank of the Ferarri." Shisui explained, and Itachi raised an eyebrow in question at such quick results. "One of the interns, Tayuya I believe, happened to be passing through the lab before clocking out, and recognized a few of them as 'Strawberry and melon' hand lotion, and 'Desert Rose and Citrus' hand soap, the bar, not the bottle. Its what was mostly discovered in the engine." Itachi smirked once more. "Shisui, this is beginning to be a very amusing case. Have we recovered any prints or fibers on, or in the vehicle?" He asked as they entered the parking lot. "None, but Kimimaro is still working on it." Shisui replied. "I will see you in the morning Shisui." Itachi said, entering his car, Shisui nodded in acknowledgment as he entered his police cruiser. And they went their separate ways.
The Next Morning...
Itachi's P.O.V.
It was around 7am, and Shisui and I found ourselves standing in front of a very nice suite, apparently owned by the Haruno cousins. The young man at the counter had given us some trouble about barging in on them so early in the morning, but once he caught the names next to our badge, he was more than happy to comply. We could here some soft music from inside, and Shisui knocked on the door. Not too hard, but loud enough to be heard over the music. Seconds later the music was turned off, and a red head appeared at the door, a pencil behind one ear, and text book in her hand. "Is this the residence of Harunos' Karin, and Sakura?" I asked her. She smiled politely. "It is. I am Karin. May I help you officer Uchiha-sans'?" she asked nicely. It was no shock she knew who we were, Sasuke and I were well near identical, save for our hair styles. And Shisui and myself also bore an undeniable resemblance. "There is." Shisui told her, she opened the door a little wider, allowing us entrance. When we didn't accept the invitation, she seemed to understand. "Officers. You could at least come into the entryway, while I retrieve my cousin. This way you could be sure we don't try anything 'suspicious'." she said, still politely as we entered the entryway. She then turned down a hallway and disappeared. "Sakura, there are two police officers here. They need to take us in for questioning." we heard her call through a door. "Why? Don't tell me that Uchiha punk got robbed and blamed it on us!" we heard the others' voice, slightly muffled. No doubt in a different room. "For all I know Saku, that might very well be the case! They're Officers' Uchiha Shisui, and Uchiha Itachi." Karin called out to her. "Have them sit down Kari! I'll be out in five minutes. And don't you Dare leave this apartment with the Uchiha without me next to you." Sakura called out to her. I judged from the tone of her voice that she didn't trust us, even if we are on the police force. I mentally complemented this young woman, it was very smart to not trust a cheating ex-boyfriend's family, as they might very well be corrupt. A moment later miss Karin reentered the hallway, and asked us if would have a seat while waiting for her cousin. After we were both seated, I noted that she remained standing, while still holding her heavy text book. "Miss Haruno-san. If I might inquire, why do you remain standing?" Shisui asked, she smiled politely again. "To ensure my own safety. You may very well be Konoha's finest. But whose to say you wouldn't side with Sasuke? Assuming this involves him. Does it?" she asked, the curiosity in her eyes may very well have been faked, but then again. I myself would have assumed such a thing in her position. "And why the Text book, miss Haruno?" I asked her, for my own amusement. "Protection." she said, still smiling. While I mentally cringed at the idea of that particular book connecting with either of our heads, Miss Haruno Sakura appeared from the same hallway as mentioned earlier. "Gentlemen. My name is Haruno Sakura. Might I inquire as to what this is about?" she asked, all polite smiles, and careful words. Shisui and I stood. "This is indeed about my younger brother. Uchiha Sasuke, whom I am to understand was recently in a relationship with the both of you?" Karin nodded, and glared at the lamp post. Poor lamp post. "If your Jack ass of a brother wanted to sue me for slapping his face, he should have done so when it happened a month ago." Sakura said, her voice slightly raising, and an angry expression now donned on her lovely face. "You are not being sued at this time Miss Haruno..." "Miss Sakura. If you would, it will be less confusing this way." I nodded, "Miss Sakura. We are here because last night at the Yamanaka Birthday celebration, someone vandalized, and in the process, totaled my younger brothers' black Ferarri. We have reason to believe it was the two of you. As Sasuke gave us his statement that the two of you were present at the celebration, and posses the necessary skills needed for the manipulation of the vehicle." they stared at me in absolute aw, as the mulled everything I said over in there heads. Once they'd both focused on me again, I continued. "Where were you between the hours of 6pm, and 12am last night?"
To be continued
A/N: WOAH BUSTED! or, not? You'll have to keep reading to find out. I have recently decided to turn this into a chapter story instead of a multi-shot fic. And so it will end when I can no longer come up with anything to put next, or until I actually write an ending. As always I LOVE ITACHI!
GINNI SHIT UP!
sorry, multi personality disorder. What I was trying to say is, as always R&R.
PWETTY PWEASE!
Gintsuki no Ame...
Ja ne.
