(Music; No, from Megan Trainor)
(Everyone's exited for the sorting of the hat, loud mumbling)
Draco; don't hang with them, hang out with cool ppl like me..!
Harry; I like my friends, thanks
Draco; WOT DID U SAY?!
McGonnagle; EVERYONE! Time for the sorting bishes!
Ron!
(Gryffindore)
Hermione!
(Raven- [hesitates] Gryffindore!)
Harry Potter!
(Music starts)
Harry; be your friend? NO.
Draco; she's a mudbloo-
(Hermione interrupts)
Ron,Harry, Hermione; NO.
Santa; Am I skinny?
Ron; NO.
You need to let it go!
(Let it go..)
(Need to say no..)
(Say no..)
All professors;(they twerk) Lada la la dada doo doo doo..!
Harry; all my besties, listen up..
If you didn't hit Draco hard enough..
Show yourself and you'll be sent to JAY-AL (jail)
I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, nonono!
(Music stops, they begin the sorting)
