(Music; No, from Megan Trainor)

(Everyone's exited for the sorting of the hat, loud mumbling)

Draco; don't hang with them, hang out with cool ppl like me..!

Harry; I like my friends, thanks

Draco; WOT DID U SAY?!

McGonnagle; EVERYONE! Time for the sorting bishes!

Ron!

(Gryffindore)

Hermione!

(Raven- [hesitates] Gryffindore!)

Harry Potter!

(Music starts)

Harry; be your friend? NO.

Draco; she's a mudbloo-

(Hermione interrupts)

Ron,Harry, Hermione; NO.

Santa; Am I skinny?

Ron; NO.

You need to let it go!

(Let it go..)

(Need to say no..)

(Say no..)

All professors;(they twerk) Lada la la dada doo doo doo..!

Harry; all my besties, listen up..

If you didn't hit Draco hard enough..

Show yourself and you'll be sent to JAY-AL (jail)

I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, nonono!

(Music stops, they begin the sorting)