We woke up in formal garb.

We also woke up in a confined space.

I gasped, knowing what it meant.

The one time we are recognized by the world, other than that throne, is in a FUNERAL.

Were we out for that long?

I burst out of the coffin, followed shortly by Gloopie and the girl.

Of course, since we were in caskets, everyone simultaneously shrieked in panic.

"AAAAAHHHHHH! THEY'RE ALIVE! THEY'RE ALIVE!"

"HOLY DIN! HOLY FARORE!"

"HOLY SH—wait wait wait—RINE! HOLY SHRINE!"

We laughed in amusement as they all had convulsions and heart attacks.

But one was left standing.

That bastard.

That knight.

How in Din's name did this knight not care? The princess is rolling in the grass, and Urbosa's snapping, I presume to think of a plan, only prolongs their convulsions.

But of course, the knight wielding the "sword that seals the darkness," the one who peoples think is hundredfold more important than me and my bow, is left there.

And then the king came.

Shocked at what he saw, he told us about the treachery of the knights who "helped" us recuperate.

To be honest, I should be king. After all, this king is a dunce. I would execute them, not send them away!

Afterward, the king invited us Champions for a "victory" dance. What in the world has happened today?


A/N: Yeah…Revali's life is a mixed bag. However, new chapter!

I'll be updating this series every Thursday at 8 AM EST.

Shoutouts to James Birdsong, AwesomeNova, and princess6464 for liking this story, and shoutouts to EbonySum and EyeOfAmethyst09 for being my inspirations for this series.

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