Disclaimer: I do not own Banjo-Kazooie. Well! This one is going along pretty good. Now, this venture will be split up into three separate stories so you have a lot to read for this one. These three stories are a retelling of the events of Banjo-Kazooie in my fashion. Anyway, for those of you who haven't skipped to the story by now then congradulations! You get to be my friend! Well enough chit-chat lets get on to the story! I now present to you, for the last time:
It Begins…
Tooty ran across the grassy plains that inhabited the area, carrying her flute that a mole had been teaching her to play. Along the way she came across a mole hill. She stopped in front of the small pile of dirt and out popped a mole.
"Hello Mr. Bottles!"
"Hello Tooty, what are you doing today?"
"I'm gonna go on an adventure with my big brother today." But, as she rambled on about what she was going to do, a figure flew out from the giant witch's head. Bottle's turned his attention the flying figure in the sky.
"Hey, is that your brother?"
"No, he can't fly."
The figure was flying and leaving a trail of greenish smoke behind. Bottles raised a brow. "Then who is it.?"
The strange person was a witch, and her name was Gruntildia Winky Bunion. She swooped done from the sky and tried to grab Tooty, but she put up a fight. She kicked and screamed for help. Meanwhile, inside the house, Banjo and Kazooie were peacefully sleeping, the bear in the backpack, and the bird in the backpack. Kazooie was awoken by Tooty's voice. "Get off me you old hag!"
She heard rumbling, then screaming, then a cackle that sounded worst then nails on a chalkboard. "Banjo, Banjo, get up! I think someone kidnapped Tooty!"
Banjo yawned, stretched, then tiredly opened his eyes. "What is it Kazooie?"
Then they heard a cry for help. "Someone, help! She took her and flew off!"
Kazooie was flapping her wing madly and accidently fell over, Banjo had to laugh. He simply grabbed the backpack Kazooie was in and put it on shoulders and an out the door. When they got outside it was to late, Tooty was gone. Banjo looked around. Kazooie went over to the mole standing atop a hill of dirt. "Hey buddy! You see a little bear around here?"
The mole nodded. "Yes I did, she was kidnapped by a witch!"
Kazooie smirked. "Yeah, a witch."
"No really, she went in there!" The mole pointed up at the giant witch head.
Banjo scratched his head. "Are you sure?"
The mole smiled. "Positive, I saw it with my own two eyes."
Kazooie turned to Banjo "Banjo, I don't know if we can trust this guy."
"Come on Kazooie, the least we can do is check the place out."
The mole was smiling throughout their entire conversation.
"Why are you smiling beetle breath?"
The mole put on a grin. "How long have you two been together?"
Banjo raised an eyebrow. "A couple of months."
"Well I think you two make a cute couple."
Kazooie tensed up and pecked Banjo on the head and He started walking. The mole laughed a little and called out his last words to the conversation. "By the way, my name is Bottles. Also, I hope you two are happy together!"
Kazooie just snarled at the laughing mole behind them. Banjo tried to cheer her up. "Come on Kaz, look, she probably just wondered on in there and that mole was probably on something." Kazooie laughed a little at his last words. While she laughed Banjo found himself blushing a bit. As they walked across the bridge, the noticed how eerie everything had gotten. The peaceful atmosphere had faded and now a chill ran threw them. Against all this, Banjo still went in.
When the duo got in, they found it was dark and damp inside whatever they were in. Kazooie peaked her head out of the pack and looked around. She spotted something shiny, she pecked Banjo's head and pointed to it. "Hey Banjo, look at that thing."
Banjo looked over at it and started towards it. He jumped up on the boulders that led to it and finally got on the boulder that held the treasure. He grabbed what looked like a golden puzzle piece. Suddenly, it grew eyes and started talking to them! "Hello! I am a jiggy, there are exactly one hundred of me spread throughout the lair. You need me to unlock worlds."
And just as suddenly as it grew eyes, they disappeared. The bear and bird stood there for a long time, not one speaking a word. Kazooie was the first to speak up. "What the hell just happened?"
Banjo didn't speak at all. Kazooie pecked him on the head. "Huh whaa?"
Kazooie pecked him a little harder. "Come on you heard that thing, we need them to open up worlds. So lets go find that first world!" They both smiled and hopped down from the boulders. They went towards the steep hill to the left and tried to climb up it, but kept slipping down . So they eventually gave up and headed to the right and saw a huge puzzle with a missing piece. Banjo placed the one they had in the empty space and it glowed golden. Then, on the mini mountain to their left, a doorway and a sign popped up out of nowhere. They walked over to it. Kazooie read the sign aloud. "Mumbo's Mountain? Who's Mumbo?"
"Well, we'll see once we get inside."
"Are you sure we should go inside? It could be dangerous in there."
"Don't worry Kazooie, I won't let anyone hurt you."
Kazooie smiled and hugged him. Banjo smiled and blushed. After there embrace, they walked up to the door and walked in, starting there adventure.
The end
For now….
Well how'd ya like that one. On another note, I am extremely sorry that I am not publishing any thing for big adventure 2. I'm starting to rewrite all six chapters I got done on my old computer. So expect more chapters for that story! Yay I love good news!
