Disclaimer: I forgot to do this so I'll say it two more times to make up for the last two chapters.
Kairi: Kirby-Star does not own Kingdom Hearts or Big Brother
Larxene: Kingdom Hearts and Big Brother are not owned by Kirby-Star
Pac-Man: WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA…… Kirby-Star does not Own Kingdom Hearts or Big Brother
Authors Note: I'm at a little mind block so while I prepare Chapter 4 and Game 3, here's chapter 3, How Dreamy
Big Brother: Kingdom Hearts
Chapter 3: How Dreamy
Day 3
It was a regular, ordinary day at the BB house. Larxene made brownies for everyone; Axel said fire sucks and started learning water. And Sora and Riku fell in love with each other… Ok I'm obviously kidding about all that, but wouldn't it be crazy if that did happen!
It was far from regular anyway, Yuffie had called everyone to the BB backyard for a house meeting that wasn't for an event!
"Hey! What's going on asked Xemnas to Vexen. Why'd Yuffie call us out here? And where is Yuffie?"
All the Participants we're gathered outside waiting for Yuffie when a Gummi Ship With 28 inch rims and other pimped out material landed in front of them and Tifa came out."
"Hello all! She said happily, Tifa won't be hosting because of an accident."
All the participants gasp.
"What's wrong with her?" asked Kairi
"She asked for a raise and I demoted her. Your new host is her."
Tifa points to a girl with,… well, just picture a Mary Sue with orange hair and white skin and medium height that anyone would fall in love with.
"Her name is Orange, she baked Brownies for you all!"
Orange starts distributing brownies to everyone of the participants.
"My god it's like an orgy in my mouth!" exclaimed Riku
"These are delicious." Said Kairi
But Roxas was suspicious of the girl and threw his brownie to Axel.
"I don't trust her, I think she's a Mary Sue."
"That was so hurtful said Orange tearing, I just wanted to make brownies to please you! YOUR SO HURTFUL ROXAS!"
Everyone, who loved the brownies, and I mean everyone loved the brownies agreed.
"YOU SUCK ROXAS!" Said Larxene
"Zexion you're my new best friend!" said Axel
"Roxas I'm demoting you!" Said Xemnas
"I'm already the lowest rank!" said Roxas
"Then Your Number 14!"
Everyone went back to eating; Roxas was glaring at Orange until Vexen fell out of his chair.
"Holy crap Orange poisoned Vexen!" Screamed Roxas
"No he's clearly sleeping." said Orange
"No, he's clearly dead!" explained Roxas
Everyone was looking at Vexen in silence
"You guys agree right?" asked Vexen?
"No we're just amazed at your stupitidy." Said Sora coolly
Everyone was laughing at Roxas, even Orange, who went up to Larxene and punched her heart out.
"JESUS CHRIST SHE JUST KILLED LARXENE!" Yelled Roxas
"Yeah, sure she did." Said Sora laughing, until Orange went up to him and made him choke on his Brownie.
"OH MY GOD!" Screamed a horrified Roxas.
Roxas ran up to Tifa
"Please Tifa! She's evil! You can't have a Mary Sue run the show! PLEASE!"
Roxas turns back and sees everyone dead.
"Your next. Said Orange, covered in blood.
"OH MY GOD!"
Roxas wakes up in his bed scared like crazy
"Thank god, it was just a dream." Said Roxas trying to calm down.
Roxas sees Axel walk into his room.
"Roxas! I WANT YOU!" Screamed Axel
Roxas lets out a huge scream and Axel wakes up screaming
"Damn that was scary."
Zexion wakes up in bed next to Axel.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Zexion
Axel lets out a huge scream and Zexion wakes up screaming.
"Holy crap! How the hell am I gonna get to sleep now?"
Larxene comes in Zexion's room.
"Go to sleep or I'm gonna rape you!"
Zexion goes to sleep and Larxene wakes up screaming
"I don't rape people, said Larxene sad."
Vexen wakes up next to Larxene
"Honey, I didn't marry you to wake up at night. Try to get back to sleep."
Larxene screams and Vexen wakes up screaming
"Damn! That was scary. Well time to get back to work."
Vexen walks test tubes and experiments.
"According to this said Vexen happily. The way to stop being a nobody and turn into a real person and save all the Nobodies is… Have Vexen have Sex with Marluxia! NOOOOO"
Marluxia wakes up screaming in the world that never was
"EWW. Maybe if I concentrate on my plants I can go back to sleep." Marluxia goes to his green house and sees Sora ruining it.
"YOUR NEXT!"
Marluxia screams and Sora wakes up with a grin on his face
"I always wanted to do that."
Kairi comes in.
"Sora, I'm pregnant, and the doctor says its your baby."
Sora screams and Kairi wakes up scared
"Eww, I did it with Sora."
Riku walks In.
"Kairi, I've decided to come out the closet."
"Your gay?"
"No, I'm EMO!"
Kairi screams and Riku wakes up mad
"For the last time I'm Not EMO!"
Xemnas comes in
"Lies! We were Emo Together!"
RIku screams and Xemnas wakes up mad.
"I'm not EMO!"
Xemnas goes out for a midnight stroll and sees Xigbar singing in a bikini.
"Itsy bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini! That she wore or the first tine today!"
"Xemnas faints and Xigbar wakes up Confused."
"Hey… I couldn't find my speedo that day when I went swimming…Its not my fault."
The Next day all the participants went to the BB backyard and see Tifa. They have rings under their eyes as they got no sleep.
Day 4
"Good Morning, Yuffie asked for a raise and got demoted. Say hi to Orange, your new Host. She made you all Brownies!"
"NOO! NOO! I will not fall for this again! Yelled Roxas! Screw you Orange!"
"Wow, said Tifa, untie your panties and chill. Besides don't worry, the demotion Yuffie got was to co-host."
"Yep, said Yufiie coming out of nowhere in ninja smoke. I have the same damn pay and a worse job. Now then, Lets start The day by telling you that today is Random Video Game Anime Celebrity Day!
Authors Note: Thanks for all the read and reviews people lets keep them coming please
