CHAPTER 3
Living Through C&C
He awoke in the afternoon to the bright sunlight.
"Ooh." He said yawning. He stretched out his arms and climbed out of the soft bed. He trudged over to the kitchen and opened the fridge. The light popped on and he closed it quickly.
"What? The sun is in there!" he said opening the door again. He was having a fun time opening and closing the door, so the "sun" would go on and off. Soon after he got bored and decided to play with the microwave. He pressed the button and placed an orange inside. He pressed some buttons and closed the door.
'I saw Kagome do this once with her hot box, so I'll try too.' He thought eagerly. It ticked and boomed.
"Wow!" he said admiring the blown up orange. He opened the door and it sizzled and steamed. He picked up a glob and sniffed it.
"Smells ok.." he said. He then licked it. "Tastes pretty good too!" he began to stuff his face with blown up orange; and when he was done that he found a can of dog food and brownie. He placed them in the microwave (to him, the hot box) and they too blew up.
"Yumm! These humans are strange" he gulped down a chunk of brownie and dog food. "But you have great food!" When the microwave was licked clean and the milk lay splattered on the floor, he set off for school.
~*~
"Hey Inuyasha!" yelled Katie, who was sitting by the fence. He crossed through the parking lot and hopped the fence. Heidi had her nose in a book again. BRING! He looked around in shock like he did something. Heidi got up and ushered him to the door. She pulled out some tape and some pins. She tapped his ears down and pinned his clothes closer to his skin.
"There, now you won't be so noticeable." she began to walk into the rushing line. Inuyasha noticed 2 people picking on (looked like they were trying to kill them) some kids. He ran over and joined in. He picked up a fat chubby boy who was always mean to other people. He threw him across the yard, he looked at the other boy with the long pointy nose. He squirmed out of the grip of a dark brown haired girl and ran away.
"HA! THAT WAS FUN!" he yelled slapping her on the back.
"Hey!" she yelled punching him in the arm. "You did great! I couldn't pick of that lump of crap." He smiled wildly and looked over the other girl. She had brownie hair that was blond too. She was tall and had oval shaped glasses like Heidi. She was cracking her knuckles.
"That should teach 'em." She said turning to him.
"They always tease our friends; they aren't going to tease anyone no more." She smiled wickedly.
"I'm Aylex and that's Chloe. We have other friends named Heidi, Katie, Ali, Catharine and Allison."
"I'm Inuyasha and I'm from feudal Japan. I know Heidi and them. -------------------------------------------- In school Chloe lied and said his name was Bobbert. And they left for the bus with the other class.
"Why are all those "humans" looking at me like that? There the ones dressed all funny." Scowled Inuyasha. They stepped onto the bus. Chloe sat with Aylex, Heidi sat with Katie, and Ali sat with this other girl. All the seats were taken except for the ones beside the pointy nosed boy by the name of Edvin, and he moved with his chubby friend Ervin. He had no choice but to sit with this blond haired girl wearing a red shirt that said Scooter Girl on it. The fat bus driver climbed in.
"Ok classes, you know the drill!" she said in a loud mean lady way. She wiped her runny nose on her sleeve. "And you sir, sit down!" she yelled at Inuyasha. He did not want to mess with that fat deamon, so he sat down. Chloe and Aylex snickered at him from across the bus. As it started the girl piped up.
"Hi! M, my names Catharine, what's yours?" she said facing him. Her blue eyes looked almost glassy because of the reflection from the window.
"Inu.." he started but he stopped. "Umm, Bobbert." Catharine scooted closer to him.
"Where did you get your clothes?" she looked him over.
"Some place!" he said angrily slapping her hand, for she was pulling his kimono.
"Well Bobbert, you're not very nice! I, I'm not sitting with you again!" she scooted back to the window and looked out twiddling her fingers. -------------------------------------------- They walked down a smelly hall and into a room called C&C. Two seats were set at a table and it stood beside another table. A clear walkway lead from the door, through the center of the room to a large blackboard. A blond lady stood there beside her desk tapping it lightly. Inuyasha sat alone at his own table and Chloe and Aylex were seated in the table beside him.
"OK CLASS!" the teacher boomed suddenly. "You all know what we do this afternoon." She said walking over to the white pull-down screen on the blackboard. She turned off the lights and took no notice of the new student. She flipped on the overhead in the middle of the room. Writing appeared on the white canvas. Inuyasha blinked and looked around.
'What did that?' he thought. It read:
We are now starting:
SEX-ED Inuyasha nearly fell out of his seat. What torture! This was inhumane! This was treason! The teacher continued.
"And first we are going to talk about how the baby is born and how to prevent it." Inuyasha blanked out for almost half an hour. He awoke to the class passing around an orange spongy ball with A's all over it. As the strange music played Chloe passed it to Aylex who passed it to Inuyasha. And since he blanked out, we had no clue what he was doing.
"What am I suppose to do with this!' he thought in a hurry. The music stopped.
"Oh Bobbert! You have the ball!" the teacher said happily. He just sat there.
"Well Bobbert, common up here and pull something out of the bag!" she shook a bag in front of her. He got up and reached into the bag. And of all things to pick, he chose a box that said: CONDOMS. The class laughed, and he turned a little pink.
"Thank you Bobbert," she said holding the box high. "As every one knows, condoms are used during sex!" Inuyasha shuttered at these words. "And you should also know that you should never have sex, without them! I will show you how to put them on by this diagram here." She changed the picture of birth control pills to a diagram on how to put on a condom. Inuyasha covered his eyes.
'Why are they doing this to me! I'm never going to live through this!' he thought. He burst out in a loud yell.
"NEVER! You disgusting human monsters! You teach me about your inhuman things!" he jumped out of his seat and ran into the near by kitchen. He rummaged through the drawer and found 2 forks. The teacher came running over to him.
"Bobbert! Please, put down the forks!" she ushered.
"You take one more step, and I'm going jam these into my eyes!" he yelled bringing the shiny forks towards his head. Heidi ran over in alarm as did half the class. Inuyasha's brain was going berserk with all this talk of sex, babies and condoms. He had enough of these so called humans and wanted out! The teacher leaped forwards grabbing the sharp forks. Inuyasha dropped them and leaped up onto the high cupboards. The teacher climbed onto the counter reaching for him. She stopped in horror; and the class gasped. The tape from his ears had come off from the jump. One girl fainted and 4 or 5 boys and girls ran out of the room yelling and some crying. (Ervin and Edvin for instance) Inuyasha looked around, Ali pointed to the back door where EXIT shone. He leaped over the remainders of the class and crashed through the door. By now there were 2 people fainted. One by the name of Amanda, and one was the teacher. Heidi, Katie, Ali, Chloe and Aylex ran after the crazed Inuyasha.
"Maybe," panted Heidi. "It wasn't a good idea to give him the map to school, especially on a day 5!" Katie nodded and sprinted up beside Ali. They raced through the field and slowly climbed over the fence.
"The question is," called Chloe to the others. "Where would he go?"
THE END of chapter 3.
Living Through C&C
He awoke in the afternoon to the bright sunlight.
"Ooh." He said yawning. He stretched out his arms and climbed out of the soft bed. He trudged over to the kitchen and opened the fridge. The light popped on and he closed it quickly.
"What? The sun is in there!" he said opening the door again. He was having a fun time opening and closing the door, so the "sun" would go on and off. Soon after he got bored and decided to play with the microwave. He pressed the button and placed an orange inside. He pressed some buttons and closed the door.
'I saw Kagome do this once with her hot box, so I'll try too.' He thought eagerly. It ticked and boomed.
"Wow!" he said admiring the blown up orange. He opened the door and it sizzled and steamed. He picked up a glob and sniffed it.
"Smells ok.." he said. He then licked it. "Tastes pretty good too!" he began to stuff his face with blown up orange; and when he was done that he found a can of dog food and brownie. He placed them in the microwave (to him, the hot box) and they too blew up.
"Yumm! These humans are strange" he gulped down a chunk of brownie and dog food. "But you have great food!" When the microwave was licked clean and the milk lay splattered on the floor, he set off for school.
~*~
"Hey Inuyasha!" yelled Katie, who was sitting by the fence. He crossed through the parking lot and hopped the fence. Heidi had her nose in a book again. BRING! He looked around in shock like he did something. Heidi got up and ushered him to the door. She pulled out some tape and some pins. She tapped his ears down and pinned his clothes closer to his skin.
"There, now you won't be so noticeable." she began to walk into the rushing line. Inuyasha noticed 2 people picking on (looked like they were trying to kill them) some kids. He ran over and joined in. He picked up a fat chubby boy who was always mean to other people. He threw him across the yard, he looked at the other boy with the long pointy nose. He squirmed out of the grip of a dark brown haired girl and ran away.
"HA! THAT WAS FUN!" he yelled slapping her on the back.
"Hey!" she yelled punching him in the arm. "You did great! I couldn't pick of that lump of crap." He smiled wildly and looked over the other girl. She had brownie hair that was blond too. She was tall and had oval shaped glasses like Heidi. She was cracking her knuckles.
"That should teach 'em." She said turning to him.
"They always tease our friends; they aren't going to tease anyone no more." She smiled wickedly.
"I'm Aylex and that's Chloe. We have other friends named Heidi, Katie, Ali, Catharine and Allison."
"I'm Inuyasha and I'm from feudal Japan. I know Heidi and them. -------------------------------------------- In school Chloe lied and said his name was Bobbert. And they left for the bus with the other class.
"Why are all those "humans" looking at me like that? There the ones dressed all funny." Scowled Inuyasha. They stepped onto the bus. Chloe sat with Aylex, Heidi sat with Katie, and Ali sat with this other girl. All the seats were taken except for the ones beside the pointy nosed boy by the name of Edvin, and he moved with his chubby friend Ervin. He had no choice but to sit with this blond haired girl wearing a red shirt that said Scooter Girl on it. The fat bus driver climbed in.
"Ok classes, you know the drill!" she said in a loud mean lady way. She wiped her runny nose on her sleeve. "And you sir, sit down!" she yelled at Inuyasha. He did not want to mess with that fat deamon, so he sat down. Chloe and Aylex snickered at him from across the bus. As it started the girl piped up.
"Hi! M, my names Catharine, what's yours?" she said facing him. Her blue eyes looked almost glassy because of the reflection from the window.
"Inu.." he started but he stopped. "Umm, Bobbert." Catharine scooted closer to him.
"Where did you get your clothes?" she looked him over.
"Some place!" he said angrily slapping her hand, for she was pulling his kimono.
"Well Bobbert, you're not very nice! I, I'm not sitting with you again!" she scooted back to the window and looked out twiddling her fingers. -------------------------------------------- They walked down a smelly hall and into a room called C&C. Two seats were set at a table and it stood beside another table. A clear walkway lead from the door, through the center of the room to a large blackboard. A blond lady stood there beside her desk tapping it lightly. Inuyasha sat alone at his own table and Chloe and Aylex were seated in the table beside him.
"OK CLASS!" the teacher boomed suddenly. "You all know what we do this afternoon." She said walking over to the white pull-down screen on the blackboard. She turned off the lights and took no notice of the new student. She flipped on the overhead in the middle of the room. Writing appeared on the white canvas. Inuyasha blinked and looked around.
'What did that?' he thought. It read:
We are now starting:
SEX-ED Inuyasha nearly fell out of his seat. What torture! This was inhumane! This was treason! The teacher continued.
"And first we are going to talk about how the baby is born and how to prevent it." Inuyasha blanked out for almost half an hour. He awoke to the class passing around an orange spongy ball with A's all over it. As the strange music played Chloe passed it to Aylex who passed it to Inuyasha. And since he blanked out, we had no clue what he was doing.
"What am I suppose to do with this!' he thought in a hurry. The music stopped.
"Oh Bobbert! You have the ball!" the teacher said happily. He just sat there.
"Well Bobbert, common up here and pull something out of the bag!" she shook a bag in front of her. He got up and reached into the bag. And of all things to pick, he chose a box that said: CONDOMS. The class laughed, and he turned a little pink.
"Thank you Bobbert," she said holding the box high. "As every one knows, condoms are used during sex!" Inuyasha shuttered at these words. "And you should also know that you should never have sex, without them! I will show you how to put them on by this diagram here." She changed the picture of birth control pills to a diagram on how to put on a condom. Inuyasha covered his eyes.
'Why are they doing this to me! I'm never going to live through this!' he thought. He burst out in a loud yell.
"NEVER! You disgusting human monsters! You teach me about your inhuman things!" he jumped out of his seat and ran into the near by kitchen. He rummaged through the drawer and found 2 forks. The teacher came running over to him.
"Bobbert! Please, put down the forks!" she ushered.
"You take one more step, and I'm going jam these into my eyes!" he yelled bringing the shiny forks towards his head. Heidi ran over in alarm as did half the class. Inuyasha's brain was going berserk with all this talk of sex, babies and condoms. He had enough of these so called humans and wanted out! The teacher leaped forwards grabbing the sharp forks. Inuyasha dropped them and leaped up onto the high cupboards. The teacher climbed onto the counter reaching for him. She stopped in horror; and the class gasped. The tape from his ears had come off from the jump. One girl fainted and 4 or 5 boys and girls ran out of the room yelling and some crying. (Ervin and Edvin for instance) Inuyasha looked around, Ali pointed to the back door where EXIT shone. He leaped over the remainders of the class and crashed through the door. By now there were 2 people fainted. One by the name of Amanda, and one was the teacher. Heidi, Katie, Ali, Chloe and Aylex ran after the crazed Inuyasha.
"Maybe," panted Heidi. "It wasn't a good idea to give him the map to school, especially on a day 5!" Katie nodded and sprinted up beside Ali. They raced through the field and slowly climbed over the fence.
"The question is," called Chloe to the others. "Where would he go?"
THE END of chapter 3.
