Quiche and the Strawberry Chapter 3:
Planning
Written by Shady-rocket-chu-girl
Kisshu, Ichigo and Ryou all sat at a table in Café Mew Mew, about to start planning how to get revenge on Masabaka and Mint.
"I say Blondie acts like nothing's wrong, you know, pretend you don't know that Treehugger and Bird-girl are dating, and when they least expect it, WE KILL THEM!" Kisshu said, his usual trademark smirk on his face. The others looked pretty mischievous too, almost more so than Taruto does.
"Riiight… but HOW do we kill them, Kisshu?" Ichigo questioned, both her and Ryou looked at Kisshu, awaiting his answer.
"Well, Pai told me that the NASA satellite might be falling on Earth soon, but if we can't get it to fall on him, we could trick treehugger into going on a date with Ichigo, kidnap him, and then torture him in many different ways before killing him. As for Mint, if we can't get the NASA satellite to fall on her, the two will probably continue dating, so we trick her into going on a date with Blondie, kidnap her, and torture her and treehugger in front of each other!" Kisshu explained, his smirk getting bigger.
"I like that idea, but how will I get Masabaka to go out with me again after I slapped him and punched Mint in the face?" Ichigo asked. She and Ryou were smirking evilly, and Kisshu just closed his eyes and laughed.
"It's simple, Kitten, you just tell him you got carried away, and want a second chance," replied Kisshu, who now had a smirk so big on his face that if it got any wider, it would be longer than his ears.
"And if Mint and Masabaka both say no?" Ryou asked, a slightly smaller smirk on his face.
"We kidnap them in their sleep of course! Besides, that baka treehugger is such a dumb-ass that he won't suspect a thing. Mint might be more of a problem though. If she says no, it'll be harder to get her in her sleep, since there's so much security at her place," Kisshu said. He had picked up his new cell phone, a strawberry pink and forest green touch screen, and he had a call, so he answered.
"Hello? I'm with Kitt- Ichigo, why? Uh… you are? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? Yes, I'll be there soon… Can I bring Kitten? YAY! THANKS!" Then Kisshu hung up.
"Can you take me where!" Ichigo asked.
"Pai and Taruto are throwing a party to celebrate that they got Fish-girl and Monkey-girl to be their girlfriends! We can discuss the plan later, let's go Kitten!" Kisshu then grabbed Ichigo's hand and teleported.
Hmm… I like this plan, Ryou thought as he went to see what Keiichiro was doing.
Um.. About the NASA satellite thing… it's not really going to be in the story, but it was kind of comic relief. Ayame-imouto-chan, aka Shady-rocket-chu-girl, liked the idea, and wrote that in here, but we've since decided to go with the 'torture treehugger and Mint plan'.
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