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Chapter 3

"What the hell is happening here?" Ichigo walked briskly towards his house. For a minute, he doubted himself if he entered the right lawn cause in it are women lining up to his home. He inspected the area just to be safe; he didn't want to be arrested for trespassing or for his name to be soiled by a stupid mistake. It didn't took him long enough to realize that he was in the right place all thanks for his late wife's chappy fountain and beloved rose garden. Rukia spend most of her free time tending to her garden or to unwind. She sits in the middle of the garden while being surrounded with three bundles of joy. Rukia would play with their children and read them her favorite mangas. It was their bonding moment, their most precious time.

He smiled sadly. He can still clearly picture his wife's playful side whenever she plays with their children. She was throwing all cautions to the wind. She was alive and high spirited. If only that blasted leukemia didn't take her away from them. They should have been a happy family by now, him providing for his family and Rukia as their light and stronghold.

"Still reminiscing the old times," Ichigo looked over his shoulder giving the fool a deadly glare. "Nnoitra I'm not paying you to meddle with my business," he said sternly.

His so-called driver/bodyguard gave him a toothy grin. "Yeah, yeah I'm just here to serve and protect got that Boss, but I need to interrupt with your daydreaming cause your about to shed a tear and being your concern help I don't want your manly image to be dented."

Ichigo's scowl deepened, "Yes I'm still emotional whenever I remember Rukia but I'm not a cry baby bastard, so quit fooling around and do your job. Those wolves have sense my arrival." He thumbed all the drooling women behind him.

"Yikes! That sure is a mighty pack of wolves. This could be the end of me." Ichigo just shook his head. "Look at those humongous chest, they could smother you to death. And those creamy legs, my gods they can just take your breath away." He was now grinning from ear to ear while rubbing his palms together. "Come on Boss, let's get this party started!" Nnoitra was advancing like a predator ready to devour his trembling prey.

"Nnoitra I'm warning you, no sexual harassment are we clear."

He pouted. "Aws, Boss your spoiling my fun!"

Ichigo narrowed his eyes. "If you want to have fun be my guess, there are lots of it inside the cell." He said it matter-of-factly.

Nnoitra shivered at the thought of being sexually molested inside the jail. Yes, he could protect himself from such advancements but just the thought of some hairy man touching you in a suggestive way gives you the creeps. Ichigo hold back his laughter when he saw how Nnoitra turned green.

"Shall we proceed?"

Without a word his bodyguard led the way towards the house while emitting a deadly aura that serves as an effective repellant to ward off insects.

Inside his mansion, he saw Chad his best friend assisting a woman towards the study room. He followed the two; his suspicion was proven right when he saw his father.

"What the hell is the meaning of this old man?!" Ichigo's voice boomed inside the room. "What is with all of those women outside my lawn, if you are trying to build a harem don't do this at my home. What kind of example are you showing to your grandchildren?"

"You're hurting my feelings dear son! How could you say such harsh words towards your loving father, no one can replace your mom's place in my heart. She's my one true love. This isn't for me but for you and the boys." Isshin was feigning to be hurt. Ichigo just glared at his father. "And you're scaring a potential applicant."

"I do not need extra help; my home already has the best help you can find." Ichigo said it with a disinterested tone.

"Non-sense, Kisuke told me that my grandkids needs a new nanny and because you're too busy with your business I took it upon myself to find a suitable nanny for those kids and maybe a potential lover for you and a mother for my grandkids." Isshin was wiggling his brows suggestively.

A vein popped on his forehead. "OUT!"

"But Ichigo, we need to find a wonderful woman for you and for the kids!"

"I SAID OUT!"

"No, listen to yo- woah…." Isshin sweat dropped. "Be reasonable my son and put me down."

Ichigo grinned evilly. "Why yes dear father," he toss his old man outside the study room and fed all the applicants resume to the shredder hearing the machine work he smiled triumphantly.

"Urm… am I hired?"

Ichigo wanted to knock his head on the wall. What was his father thinking! Calming his nerves, he faced his father's applicant. He grimaced when he saw how the woman smiled sweetly at him and when he saw what the woman is wearing or should I say should not be wearing in public his reestablished patience broke.

"You may leave and please don't you ever come back." He left the stunned girl behind. He marched towards the hall with the intent of giving his father a beating that would give his father a lesson. He got more irritated when he learned about his father's escape.

"Ichigo I sent all the applicants away." He heard his friend say. "Thanks Chad, I'll be in my study." He patted his friend's shoulder. "Ichigo don't be too hard to your father, he only means good." He only nodded. I won't be too hard; I'll just beat the hell out of that old man. He smiled maniacally.

He snorted when he remembered his father's blabbering about finding a wonderful woman. The old man is imagining things. It's not as if wonderful women just fall from the sky. That was his last thought when he was crushed by something heavy causing him to fall on his back.


I'm sorry guys for updating this story late. I decided to finish my story berryguard first before continuing from nanny to mommy but this idea won't leave me at peace so I decided to write this update. I hope this will be good enough for an update.

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