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Fandom(s): Stargate SG1

Character(s): Jack and Sam

Rating: PG

Jack looked at Sam worriedly. Her nostrils really flared when she was angry he noticed. And she was looking especially angry right at the moment.

"What. Did. You. Do?" Sam hissed.

"Nothing!" Jack protested. "I swear, I did not touch a thing." He eyed her as she glared at him. "Okay, I maybe bumped something," he confessed finally. "Like that do-hickey thing that's sitting on your desk. Or was, anyway."

Sam closed her eyes, breathed deeply, and began listing the elements in the periodic table.

"And I'll just go now," Jack went on. "You know, let you … tidy up."

Sam nodded, and sighed. She loved him, but…