Sorry for the long wait, but I am quite busy the last time, and I'm not often in the right mind to write in English... it takes always a lot out of me.

But here is the new chapter, and I am introducing a new Character... or two...

One Two Three...

Enjoy!


Merla FarmersLand was anything but a normal mortal.

First of all, she completely adored the Percy Jackson series... and honestly which decent person would read that book? Second, she was currently riding with her boyfriend in the middle of New-York, and that while she disgusted cities. It wasn't that she found that there were to much people, no, it was mostly because of all the grey. She never liked grey.

Green always had been more of her colour. Green and Stone grey (nót Concrete Grey)

And third because she adored Ice Cream. Up to a point that she ever wrote a story about a guy trying to propose to his beloved with an Ice Cream...

No Merla FarmersLand was anything but a normal mortal.

SO what more normal than that something abnormal would happened to her, here in New York city?


Percy Jackson looked down Thalia's hill. Silent. There under him, was his home, Camp Halfblood. He hadn't been there for weeks... not since Annabeth turned crazy... with her stupid book. And that was a good month ago. You wouldn't say that was really long, but for Percy it was.

It was much too long. Because in a month a lot could have happened.

And apparently it had.

No matter how good he looked, he couldn't see a single soul around the camp. No Halfbloods training in the Arena, no Halfbloods joking near the lake. And even no couples walking around, smiling like lovesick fools (it was Valentines Day after al, he thought and winced at the same time)

No, there was nobody at all.


"You should stop worrying, my BigOne, everything'll be alright" Matthias rubbed over her shoulder. (for the sake of the readers, al the private dialogues between Merla and Matthias will be translated in English)

She sighed. Of course it would. She was one of the best after all... but still, she didn't like neither the directors as the producers of the movie.. and she didn't enjoy to have to put up a fight with them to have them listening to her. Especially not on Valentines Day, when she would rather spend time with her beloved FatOne ( It was an inside joke, a much as she wasn't big, he was anything but fat... she sometimes even thought he could use some fat on those skinny bones... but she didn't care at all.)

She turned the wheel to pass a car who really didn't know the difference between a Snail and itself.

But she didn't really take much care of it, completely inside her thoughts.

She really would have to putt up a fight with Chris Columbus, so he wouldn't ruin her script. He better wouldn't dare!

Perhaps if she had looked out better, she would have seen the Girl in Pink Pyjamas jump on the roof of the car she just passed, but the only thing she saw was that the car behind her suddenly shot leftwards and then right. Braking suddenly and sprinting forwards again.

Correction: not a Snail, just a stupid Guy drunk in the middle of the Day.

She cursed and rode away as fast as she could.

People are just completely crazy.

And she hadn't any time to deal with them.


Percy slowly walked down Thalias Hill, Riptide in his hand. He didn't know what he would meet down there.. but it couldn't be any good. Never had he seen Camp Halfblood that silent. And Chiron wouldn't just move the whole camp without preventing him and Anna...

..Don't think about her!

When he arrived at the first cabin, he still hadn't seen any form of live, and it was getting the creeps out of him. But then he heard a small sound of breathing coming out of the cabin. He stepped closer, listening...

A twig cracked behind him.

He yelled, turning around, Riptide ready to beat the Hades out of what was behind him.

Two eyes of a Blue Bird looked at him, expectantly. Then the bird opened her wings and flew away, leaving a startled Percy.

He breathed deeply in.

Don't Panic, Perce, you've faced a good lot of Problems already... able to manage a desert Camp Halfblood now, don't you think, buddy? If you can face Kronos and the Earth herself, you would expect yourself to be able to manges this too, right?

He straightened his shoulders and walked right to the door of the first cabin, kicking him open with a shout...


"What's this BULLshit?!" She was definitely yelling right now. "Have you gone completely insane. Your mister Lerman is fucking 17 years old! Not to speak about that Daddario! She's even worse..." She paused a second to catch her breath, but continued before the other even had a chance to open his mouth.. "Yes I know that they are good actors, no doubt about that, next most famous actors.. a great career up in the film business..."

"Then why are you so upset, Madam FarmersLand?"

She almost broke the glass of wine she was holding in her hand.

"HAVE YOU EVER READ THE BOOKS?"

"eh... of course... but I really don't see what is the problem..."

"Oh surely there is no problem using an adult – or almost adult – to play a 13 year old boy. I don't see the point, either."

"You See, Madam!" Could she have been less sarcastic on that point? The guy really didn't understand a fucking thing!

"No I DON'T" She stepped one step closer to the guy, who stepped back immediately. No matter how short she was, she could be a Hell of a Fury, and the whole staff knew that. "I give you two weeks to find me corresponding actors of the right ages... I don't care about the hair colour, we can always paint it.. but I wan't the perfect Child Actors for this movie in two weeks. Understand?!"

"But we already made up the contra..."

"Listen closely... you better do what I say, because up to now, you still don't have the rights over my script, remember? And I don't care about the money. I do it for my passion, and thus the movie will beat Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings... or I am not in it..."

"But..."

".. And you can find yourself an other scriptwriter! Tell that to Mr. Columbus. Okay?!"


Percy kicked the door open with so much force the wood broke in two.

"Show yourself! And be ready to..."

"Please Chiron... could you please leave us alone...?"

The words didn't leave his mouth. There he stood, Perseus Jackson, looking at a bunch of Iris Kids laying on a bunch of sofas (not even beds) all around the cabin.

Reading.

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"...eh.. guys... it's me... Percy... you know... the Hero..."

"So?"

"What would we care?"

"We are busy!"

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"Perhaps because you are reading the book about my adventures, you know, and wouldn't it be much much better to ask the amazing Percy Jackson in real live about it?"

But there came no answer, and al the kids just kept reading their book.

Percy sighed and turned around, but just as he left the cabin he heard one of the kids say:

"No way.. Thalia's Tree poisoned? I didn't even know Thalia was a tr.."

"SHUT UP! YOU'RE SPOILING US!"

It took him awhile to realise what that meant. But by the time he got to the Ares Cabin and saw even Clarisse read with al her attention, he realised.

All of the campers were at most at the second book.

He didn't know what the problem was, but I had only just began.

By the time he arrived at the Big House however, he started to think that maybe he was just hallucinating... and by the time he got inside and found Chiron laying naked in a bad while reading the book too... he was sure he was, especially because there was the music of My Little Pony playing in the background.

By time he stumbled out of the Big House... he was 100% sure he must be hallucinating...

Or maybe he was still drunk... (or whatever he was before coming here, and waking up with a throbbing head for the second time on the same day..."

Or maybe he was death and this was only a sick joke of Hades to punish him...

Or maybe it was...

He walked past Hypnos Cabin, and that's when it hit him.

On every book of Annabeths he had seen the same symbol on the cover.

The symbol of Hypnos...

Yeah, he never realy liked that guy, he suddenly realised.


By the way... I published a the short drabble Merla wrote about Proposing with an Ice Cream (actual "In love with an Ice Cream)... Of course, I actualy wrote it... I don't know.. kind of three years ago (with another character than Leo) But for once I gave the honour to Merla! (also because it's really not as good as I remembered it was :p )