KH Fanfic part 3

*Radiator Springs*

Dylan: Where are we?

Erik: What are we?

Levi: Who are we?

(others stare dumbfounded)

Levi: Amnesia Joke.

David: I think we're in your mom.

Cody: Shut up David, we're Cars.

David: Like the movie?

Erik: Yeah, wait what?

Levi: Wait, if we're cars how the fuck are we supposed to use our keyblades?

Dylan: Keyblades?

David: What the hell are keyblades?

Cody: These (pulls out keyblade)

Erik: Wow, a key and a blade. That's a shocker.

Levi: Answer MY question (keyblade lands in front of him)

Cody: With our mouths, see? (Hits David with it)

David: Ow, what the hell?

Cody: Heheh.

Dylan: We need weapons. (Shield appears for Dylan) Good enough.

Erik: What about me and David? (Receives Staffs)

David: What the fuck? Are we gay wizards or something?

Cody: More like Magicians. You can do magicky things.

Levi: Magicky? More like Fag-icky.

Cody: Hahaha! Good one.

Erik: But I'm not gay.

Dylan: He was talking about David.

Levi: Shut the fuck up and kill the damn heartless.

Dylan: Heartless?

Cody: These weird black creatures.

Erik: Racist much?

Levi: Shut up.

*Meanwhile*

Lightning McQueen: Look Mater, there's more of these weird creatures.

Tow Mater: C'mon McQueen, we can take 'em.

*5 mins later*

Mater: No, we can't! We can't take 'em.

McQueen: I Got this (shoots laser beams)

*In Life*

McQueen: That did not happen.

Mater: Yeah it did.

McQueen: Prove it.

Mater: Look around you

McQueen: AHH! Weird Creatures!

Cody: They're called heartless

Levi: And there a hell of a pain in the ass to kill.

Mater: Told ya.

McQueen: Why are they here?

Pete: Because of me.

Levi: Oh, why Pete!? Pete's just too fat and easy to kill.

Pete: In the game, Now I'm a car.

Mater: I'll help you fight 'em off.

Erik: In the meantime, I'll name the heartless.

Levi: There's a shadow right there. (points next to Erik)

Erik: I think I'll call him Fluffykins.

Levi: What the f –(honk). Oh haha, very f(honk)ing funny. Each time I curse I'm censored by a god (honk) honk.

Cody: Soldiers, Large Bodies, and countless Shadows 3:00.

Dylan: But it's 1:00.

Cody/Levi: Shut up Dylan!

Mater: Lightning is McQueen's power, so I got…(farts) gas!

David: That is sick as f(honk)

*Later*

Mater: Is that all of 'em?

Erik: 2 big fluffers there.

Levi: Large Bodies!

David: Now, is not the time for fat jokes.

Pete: Yeah, I'm standing right (gets hit) ow…you hit me.

Cody: And there he goes running like a baby.

Dylan: We can leave now right?

Levi: Yes, Let's get out of here.

*Gummi Ship*

Erik: That was fun wasn't it?

All: Shut The Fuck up Erik!

*out of story (4th wall Break)*

Levi: Wow, we say shut up a lot in this story.

Cody: Yeah, which is a little weird.

Levi: Get back to writing, I wanna read it later!

Cody: Ok, ok, jeez.