KH Fanfic part 3
*Radiator Springs*
Dylan: Where are we?
Erik: What are we?
Levi: Who are we?
(others stare dumbfounded)
Levi: Amnesia Joke.
David: I think we're in your mom.
Cody: Shut up David, we're Cars.
David: Like the movie?
Erik: Yeah, wait what?
Levi: Wait, if we're cars how the fuck are we supposed to use our keyblades?
Dylan: Keyblades?
David: What the hell are keyblades?
Cody: These (pulls out keyblade)
Erik: Wow, a key and a blade. That's a shocker.
Levi: Answer MY question (keyblade lands in front of him)
Cody: With our mouths, see? (Hits David with it)
David: Ow, what the hell?
Cody: Heheh.
Dylan: We need weapons. (Shield appears for Dylan) Good enough.
Erik: What about me and David? (Receives Staffs)
David: What the fuck? Are we gay wizards or something?
Cody: More like Magicians. You can do magicky things.
Levi: Magicky? More like Fag-icky.
Cody: Hahaha! Good one.
Erik: But I'm not gay.
Dylan: He was talking about David.
Levi: Shut the fuck up and kill the damn heartless.
Dylan: Heartless?
Cody: These weird black creatures.
Erik: Racist much?
Levi: Shut up.
*Meanwhile*
Lightning McQueen: Look Mater, there's more of these weird creatures.
Tow Mater: C'mon McQueen, we can take 'em.
*5 mins later*
Mater: No, we can't! We can't take 'em.
McQueen: I Got this (shoots laser beams)
*In Life*
McQueen: That did not happen.
Mater: Yeah it did.
McQueen: Prove it.
Mater: Look around you
McQueen: AHH! Weird Creatures!
Cody: They're called heartless
Levi: And there a hell of a pain in the ass to kill.
Mater: Told ya.
McQueen: Why are they here?
Pete: Because of me.
Levi: Oh, why Pete!? Pete's just too fat and easy to kill.
Pete: In the game, Now I'm a car.
Mater: I'll help you fight 'em off.
Erik: In the meantime, I'll name the heartless.
Levi: There's a shadow right there. (points next to Erik)
Erik: I think I'll call him Fluffykins.
Levi: What the f –(honk). Oh haha, very f(honk)ing funny. Each time I curse I'm censored by a god (honk) honk.
Cody: Soldiers, Large Bodies, and countless Shadows 3:00.
Dylan: But it's 1:00.
Cody/Levi: Shut up Dylan!
Mater: Lightning is McQueen's power, so I got…(farts) gas!
David: That is sick as f(honk)
*Later*
Mater: Is that all of 'em?
Erik: 2 big fluffers there.
Levi: Large Bodies!
David: Now, is not the time for fat jokes.
Pete: Yeah, I'm standing right (gets hit) ow…you hit me.
Cody: And there he goes running like a baby.
Dylan: We can leave now right?
Levi: Yes, Let's get out of here.
*Gummi Ship*
Erik: That was fun wasn't it?
All: Shut The Fuck up Erik!
*out of story (4th wall Break)*
Levi: Wow, we say shut up a lot in this story.
Cody: Yeah, which is a little weird.
Levi: Get back to writing, I wanna read it later!
Cody: Ok, ok, jeez.
