Drabble 3: Costume Shopping

"Well, what do you think?"

Tak raised an eyebrow. "Well... You look like-"

"Let me guess: You're gonna call me an idiot, aren't you?" Zim said plainly, letting his dramatic pose drop.

"I was gonna say you look like a fat moron in a stupid skirt, but..."

Zim pouted. "But what?" he whined, shuffling forward.

"What exactly are you supposed to be?" Tak stared at him with wide eyes.

"I'm Tinkerbelly!" Zim did a twirl, letting the green tutu around his waist fly with his movements.

"You look ridiculous!"

"So you say." Zim gave her wink. "Well, I'm done. Now it's your turn."

"My turn for what?" she demanded, crossing her arms over her chest as she gave him a glare.

"To pick your costume out!" Zim smirked. "Might I suggest a sexy kitten costume?"

Tak narrowed her eyes. "No."

"Or maybe a sexy witch?"

"NO."

"How about a sexy maid?"

"NO!"

Zim's eyes widened as the perfect idea came to mind. He bounced up and down in excitement. "OH! OH! BE PRINCESS LEIA IN HER SLAVE OUTFIT! Oh man, that would make me SO happy!"

"Yes, I'm sure the idea makes your dick very happy."

Suddenly Zim's cheeks flared up in embarrassment. "TAK!"

"Oh, don't pretend that's not what you meant!" Tak rolled her eyes. "Fine. I'll make a deal with you."

"Go on..."

"I'll be..." she sighed, closing her eyes. "...something sexy for Halloween... but ONLY if you get rid of that ridiculous costume!"

Despite how much he wanted to see his girlfriend dress provocatively for this yearly human occasion, he didn't exactly want to give up on his current costume choice. "Awww, but Tak-"

"Do you want to see me dress sexy or not?"

Zim sighed, turning and heading back to the changing room. "I'll change my costume..."


A/N: Hehe, thank you for all the reviews! I'm really surprised by how many people like this! :D

Zim and Tak are in high school during this, and have grown tall, but they aren't teens. They're adults in Irken years in this. Ahh... Am I the ONLY one who wants to see Zim dress as Tinkerbelly for Halloween? XD

Anyway, for my loyal ZATR fans, I wanted to have some naughty undertones. ;) Who doesn't love some naughty ZATR?

Please review! :D I hope you enjoyed this!

Tomorrow: Haunted House time! :D