Chapter 3
Swords and Metal Pipes
Me: -Stares at Edward-
Edward: What the heck are you staring at?
Me: Vampires of course, I'm not used to seeing them
Edward: Then why are you staring at me?
Me: You're the fastest vampire and if I look away you'll be gone when I look back.
Edward: -Gets that cartoony raindrop thing on the side of his head-
Me: -Laughs-
Edward: -Raindrop thing gets bigger-
Me: I'm gonna stare at another vampire, you don't do anything.
Edward: -Raindrop thing gets WAY bigger-
Me: -Stares at Alice-
Me: -In thoughts- Yup, way better view.
Alice: ...What are you staring at?
Me: A vampire of course silly, what else would I be staring at?
Alice: Since you're at school, you might conceivably be staring at the board.
Me: -In thoughts- Since I control Kain, maybe I could get him to throw pie at Alice to see what happens.
Me: Hey Kain, get over here!
Kain: What the hell do you want now!
Me: I want you to do something for me.
Kain: Do you have brain damage, I don't like you, why would I do something for you?
Me: 'Cause I can control you! Ha ha.
Kain: Dammit -Picks up a pie-
Kain: -Throws pie at Alice-
Alice: -Is hit by pie-
Alice: YOU STUPID KID!!! YOU GOT PIE IN MY HAIR AND ALL OVER MY CLOTHES Kain: You only wear them once anyway.
Me: Dance puppets, DANCE!
Alice: -Takes out sword and metal pipe-
Kain: Oh crap!
Kain: -Is beaten and slashed by Alice's sword and metal pipe-
Kain: O-owch.
Me: Serves you right.
Kain: Y-you made me do that!
Me: I just wanted to see what would happen if you did that and now I know not to do that.
Kain: I hate you.
To be continued...
