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February 15th.
10:00 am
Yo, Yo, Yo!
It's Caitlyn Gellar in the house!
Or cabin....
But that's another thing.
So, how was your Valentine's Day?
Oh, yeah...
Sorryyy...
Weird but I got like, 3 teddy bears and a note that said
"Roses are red,
Violet are blue,
This poem is old but
I love you."
.....
Could it be Sander? Naw, he's with Peggy.
Barron? Naw, he's with Lola.
Andy? Naw, he's drooling over Tess.
Nate? HAHAHA, what a joke.
Shane? EWWW. No.
Jason? Naw, he's with Ella.
Darn it...
I'll figure it out sooner or later...
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10:04 am
AAHHHHH!
I'm scarred for life, double times!
I walked in on...-gulp- Mitchie and Shane! EWWWWWWWWW!
He had taken her shirt off and she was pulling down his pants.
"MY EYESSSS! THEY'RE BURNING!(UP! Kidding.)" I ran down the steps of the cabin and went screaming towards Ella's cabin.
Bad idea.
I walked in on them, just like Mitchie and Shane.
"OH NOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled and ran down the path to my cabin.
"HELP ME! MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" I shrieked.
And that's how I'm writting in you.
Diary, my eyes! They hurt!
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10:05 am
IT'S ALL NATE'S FAULTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
I hatteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee himmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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10:06 am
I'm boredd...
I'm gonna bother Peggy!
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10:10 am
I'm scarred...again.
Peggy was making out with Sander and...Sander had his pants off.
EWWWWWW!
Why are all the couples making out?
It makes me feel lonely. I guess someone put that note there as a joke.
Diary, am I destinied to be lonely all my life?
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11:06 am
I think I'm not destinied to be alone.
I asked Tess and she scoffed and said "I don't care."
I asked Nate and he smiled and said "You're not." But I don't care about him.
I asked Shane and he smirked and said "Of course you are!" I punched him in the nuts.
I asked Mitchie and she frowned and said "I don't really know, hun." I pouted.
I asked Sander. He smiled and wrapped his arm around me. "C, girl, you the hippest in this camp. Girl, if you don't get a boyfriend, I'd be amazed." I smiled.
I asked Barron and he grinned. "C, yu kewl. Never, EVER, are you gonna be alone." I smiled.
I asked Jason. "You're never gonna be alone if you're with friends." He grinned and I hugged him.
I asked Peggy and she grinned. "Never." I smiled and hugged her.
I asked Ella and she grinned. "Of course not." And I hugged her.
But who wrote that note?
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11:23 am
Dammit.
I asked Mitchie if she knew and she said "Yeah." I asked "Can you tell me?" "No." She's a bitch.
CAITLYN!
Sorry but you are.
Caitlyn, you..you..you...BITCH!
Wow...
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11:25 am
Mitchie's mean.
I saw Shane and he was walking kinda funnny.
I asked him what's wrong and I got a "Shut up!" I said "What?"
He said "You punched me in the nuts!"
I laughed. In his face.
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11:56 am
Do couples that break up on Valentines still celebrate it?
That is a weird question.
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11:59 am
Guys who can butter my toast:
actor in Across The Universe. TALK ABOUT HAWT!
2. Joe Jonas. He's so hawt. I'm glad he cut his hair. If only Shane will do the same.
3. Jonas. No comment. He's just so hot.
4. Aaron Carter.
5. Teddy Geiger.
6. John Travolta. Talk about hawt.
7. Kevin Jonas. HOTTIE!
There, my list is complete.
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12:07 am
See Shane, it's Caitlyn's diary!
Whoaa...
Yeah, I know.
Nate, we shouldn't...Guys who can butter my toast? I don't wanna know.
Max actor, Joe Jonas..
That gaywad?! EW.
Anyway...Nick Jonas(GAYWAD), Aaron Carter(Ugly), Teddy Geiger(...), John Travolta(He's cool) and Kevin Jonas(Gayyy!).
Bad taste in guys.
I know...
WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLL!
HE MADE ME!
Nuh-uh!
GOD DAMMIT!
OW! No, No, No! Not the face! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caitlyn, calm down. No....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
There...
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12:30 pm
I put them in the hospital.
Apparently, those pansies can't take a blow to the stomach. And the face.
Stupid pansies...
Mitchie's mad at meh..
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12:31 pm
She's a natural, natural diaster!
Fun...
