Sorry everyone who cares, my internet's been down, so I couldn't update in a while, well here it is chapter 3.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I did Naruto would know who his parents were. I also don't own some lines that may be said in this story.
Warning: This chapter makes about as much sense as a kumquat in a toaster.
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Konan woke up in the middle of the night with something warm around her waist. 'It's a person.' She thought without opening her eyes.
"Squeee!!" She heard it squeal, she looked up.
"It's a rabid boar." Konan said, unusually calm considering the situation she was in.
"Did you say something?" Asked Shino who was on the other side of Konan, opposite the boar, "I thought I heard something squeal."
Konan quickly punched the boar, which kicked back and knocked her over to Shino's side of the bed, and then Konan threw a paper airplane at it, it squealed and ran away.
"It was a rabid boar, wasn't it?" Shino asked, nonchalantly. Konan nodded. They were still unusually calm.
"Yeah… I hate when that happens."
"Same, I'm going back to bed." Konan said before falling asleep. She completely forgot where she was laying. Shino went to bed a few minutes later, he noticed where she was laying but he didn't want to wake up someone who could scare away a rabid boar.
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Zetsu woke up early, he wanted to get into Konan's room while she was still sleeping, and he also needed to beat Leader-sama there. He always adjusted to Zetsu's eating habits and stopped him before he could munch on the tasty person.
Zetsu walked down the numerous amounts of hallways and stopped in front of Konan's large door. Zetsu slowly turned the knob, he half-expected Leader-sama to be standing there to tell him to do some absurd mission.
Zetsu was ecstatic at what he saw; the newbie's arms were around Konan's waist! Leader-sama was going to kill him! Then Zetsu could eat him after he was done!
Zetsu quickly left the room to go squeal in his own.
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Pein had to get up early in the morning, 'Damn that Zetsu and his eating habits!' He thought. 'Well I'd better go see if Konan is still alive,'
Pein walked to the next room, which conveniently was Konan's. He slowly turned the knob, to build suspense, what he saw made him want to live up to his word.
"NEWBIE!!!! I WIL KILL YOU!!! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY IMOUTO!!!" Pein shrieked before pinning Shino up against the wall.
"Huh…?" Shino said. He was still a little groggy from sleep, "…what did I do now…?" He asked.
"You tried to make a move on Konan-chan! Didn't you!!?" Whoa. Pein needs anger management classes.
Konan was crying on the bed, not because Shino was hurt, not because Pein was screaming, not because they were fighting each other, and not because Pein finally called her his 'Imouto', but because poor little Maria was about to die from leukemia in the soap opera she was watching.
"No!!" Konan cried. Pein stopped fighting abruptly.
"No, Imouto, don't cry, I didn't mean to scream… Please stop crying." Pein consoled.
"Konan, your brother's a freak, why did he pounce on me like that?… Hey are you crying? Did one of my bugs bite you? I guess I'm somewhat sorry if they did." Shino… umm… he just said it, and not in a very consoling kind of voice.
"Not Maria!! She was so young!! So full of youth!!" Konan sobbed, then Lee and Gai randomly showed up and screamed youth a few times then they ran off into the sunset. "Why couldn't it have been Victor?! He was so old and… And, well, not full of youth!" Konan threw her arms around Shino.
"Oh. I see Konan, well I guess you are old enough to have a boyfriend. I understand I have been too over-protective. See you at breakfast." Pein said, and then sulked away.
Konan and Shino looked around, confused. "Did he say something?" They said simultaneously.
Shino and Konan continued to watch the soap opera; Konan didn't cry anymore, the only other people who died were Victor and Edwin.
"Hey, you need to meet the rest of the members." Konan said.
"Of what?" Shino asked, he forgot that this was an organization and not just a hotel.
"The Akatsuki of course!" Konan said, then took his hand and dragged him into various rooms.
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"Okay Shino, we are about to enter Itachi Uchiha's room. Brace yourself." Konan warned.
"Is this going to be like Orochimaru's room?" Shino questioned.
"Oh, heavens no! This will be very different."
"Okay." Shino felt assured.
Konan opened the door. It would have been a normal room if there weren't letters covering all the furniture. Shino picked one up and read it out loud.
"'Dear Itachi, I swear I will kill you, because I am an avenger and that is what I do. I was crying the night you killed the entire clan and I will never forgive you for it! I will kill you for betraying our trust! Love, Sasuke.' Wow. So you are the infamous Itachi Uchiha who killed his entire clan, pleasure." Shino stuck out his hand waiting for a handshake, it never came. Itachi wasn't paying attention to the two that just entered his room, he was busy writing letters.
Itachi crumpled up the letter he was currently writing and aimed for the wastebasket, he hit Shino's face instead. Shino picked up the letter that fell on the ground and then he read it out loud.
"'Dear Foolish Little Brother/Sasuke, I regret, no, wait, I don't regret the actions I have done, but I guess I am somewhat sorry you feel sad about it, I don't see why considering that our parents always favored me over you because I graduated from the academy at a very young age…'"
"No, not right… Not right…" Itachi was muttering to himself while starting to write a new letter.
"Okay Itachi, we'll leave you to your letters." Konan said that as if she was talking to a patient in a mental institution. "C'mon Shino lets blow this pop stand."
"Umm… Sure?" Shino replied, not like his opinion mattered, Konan dragged him off anyway.
"So…" Shino said breaking the silence, "That was a little creepy." Konan didn't say anything.
"I want to know where you are taking me." Konan slowed to a walk, she slowly pointed at the door in front of them, creepy music began to play, and then it abruptly stopped.
"Zetsu's," She said, Shino stood looking at the room in horror.
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Hehe. People, don't get mad at me for the overdose on randomness, and don't get mad about Itachi's obsession with writing the perfect letter, He is only like that for the purpose of my story, I don't actually hate him. The only one I hate is Sasuke.
So anywayz, review! Remember I am totally prepared for flames, but I don't really want them, so keep that in mind.
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