Twists In The Tale – Part Three
Yes, Bumble, more. XD
A/N: Starts with a request from Coralyne and goes downhill from there. =P Glad you're enjoying these, my dears!
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Attacked By A Carrot
Bill: (pulls out carrot, starts hitting Nancy with it)
Nancy: Um…
Oliver: (gigglesnort)
Bill: (looks shamefaced) Oh. Who took me stick?
Fagin: (chuckles manically)
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Methinks This Installment'll Be Full Of Carrot References
Dodger: Fagin, I wouldn't do tha' if I were you…
Fagin: (plies koala with carrot stick) Not to worry Dodge, koalas like carrots…
Dodger: (backs away)
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Silly Songs With Fagin (Based off of Silly Songs with Larry) =P
Fagin: Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow, where we get them I don't know but everyone's got a water buffalo-oooooo!
Bill: STOP BEING SO SILLY!
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Silly Songs With Fagin (Take Two)
Fagin: Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?
Dodger: You never had one to begin with!
Fagin: Oh…yeah. Right.
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Fortune Cookies
Nancy: "You will be attacked by a maniac with a carrot"
Dodger: "Too much candy makes you hyper"
Bill: "Buy a new hat already"
Fagin: "Beware of a grape with a wooden mallet"
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Fagin & Bill Meet Outside The Cripples (Take Three Hundred and Fifteen)
Fagin: Hey buddy, wanna buy a hoofed mammal?
(points to group of zebras and llamas standing nearby)
Bill: Llamas don't have hooves…
Fagin: Shut it!
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Reviewing The Situation (Take Two)
Fagin: (singing) I'm reviewing
The situation
And I think I will learn
How to play
The drums
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Pick-A-Pocket-Or-Two
Fagin: Just a game, Oliver, just a game!
Oliver: (excited) Oooh! Like Scrabble?
Fagin: No.
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Fagin & Oliver Meet (Take Two)
Dodger: 'Ey Fagin! I brought a new friend to see ya! Oliver Twist!
Fagin: (emerges from smoke, wielding a toasting fork with a carrot on the end)
Dodger: Fagin, wot did- wait…why do you 'ave a carrot on the toastin' fork?
Fagin: (shakes head sadly) 'E wos gonna betray us!
Oliver: (backs away)
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Dodger & Oliver Meet (Take Three)
Oliver: My name is Oliver! Oliver Twit!
Dodger: (gigglesnort)
Oliver: Wait a second…who wrote this?
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Return Of Mister Squeaky
Dodger: Hats on boys, time we were off! You too Mister Squeaky!
Rubber Duck: …
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Yet More Carrots
Seller One: Who will buy
My orange carrots
Five pounds for a zillion!
Seller Two: Will you buy
Any squashed carrots today
Mistress?
Seller Three: Ripe carrot juice, ripe!
Ripe carrot juice, ripe!
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Food Glorious Food (Take Two)
Random Workhouse Kid: Hey you guys, what say we launch a revolution?
Oliver: Like Dance Dance Revolution?
Random Workhouse Kid: (smacks Oliver) No.
Bumble: Dance Dance Revolution, you say?
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When Koalas Attack
Fagin: (on phone) CODE RED! CODE RED!
Dodger: Fagin, wot's goin' on?
Fagin: The koalas burnt down my top secret marshmallow ice cream factory! CODE RED, I TELL YA!
Dodger: (sarcastically) Good grief.
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Journey To London
Sign: London – 40 Miles
Oliver: NO FLIPPIN' WAY! (turns back around and returns to the undertakers)
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Fagin & Bill Have A Little Discussion (Take Two)
Bill: (grabs Fagin by the neck)
Fagin: (clicks fingers)
Army Of Rabid Koalas: (attack Bill)
Fagin: (mutters to self) Genius. Knew they'd come in handy.
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More Oliver & Company! XD
Bill: (storms off)
Fagin: Curses. My days are numbered and the number is three.
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And more! =P
Fagin: Lads? We're out of grub!
Charley: (sigh) It's newspaper burritos for breakfast again man.
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Sykes Tries To Kill Bulls-Eye
Bill: Come here, Bulls-Eye. They've seen you... so you can't come with me no further. 'Cause if you do, they'll know you. Come. You ain't afraid of me, are you, Bulls-Eye? You come here. Come here, Bull-Eye!
Bulls-Eye: No way jose! (runs away)
Bill: Dang it!
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A/N: Once again, that's all for now. XD
R&R or I'll set the rabid koalas on you! =P
