ONCE UPON A TIME

all the budcdies forme HAOgwats had fund out that hOgwattrst s wads gfone fiur good. But not reolly. it just got movedd toe AMERIAC. THEY had to hide fromt VLoderertmy andew what bedder tahtn acros a sea. ASEAOFMAGIC

"what do?"

'wer gounna go to der subwry' seed RONN who was blac coxz he was livin in the HArlem. '";NIGGZ.'

"elts' go to NEY YOURK sqare nd get da subwaye ' so they did get in that subtrane and took the subawya to thren statute of Libery cox ther schol was hidn inside ther ststue. TE LIBERTY bell range and told them it was time fcor scholl

CoBBLER 2

"all them medales I wun r giivn me the rons lol ur shit ron geddit? Al of em ar cumin out in poos.' Saed oAxlls dress as lede singr of MY CHEMIAL ROMSANCE BEXT BOND ENVER.`I wuld do the gererd wai btw'

'yu eet maedls? ii put in stew and feed tu bums bcoz of chairty" sed harry drest as alexs for hallowine.

lol u sied bum said Hermology.

,u dume slut. how dare you talk about that in ter presents oif Allexs

{ the son of Jessus's's sun((becauxs lon tym ago]) ' said blind yet can see like weirdd fings reall well like is siekick priest in robesof holy. '' you get punish by goin tu hell nou."

'BI giung teo (2) HE'll? as in ther r twoo bi he men going in mi at 1onse?. qweryt/aksed hhHermarasty.

'ohg (9( OHG stunds 4 "o his god" cuz preest dun tak lords name in vaine) yu kno tings u b priests now"

;wow tings r chanign so fast fur me as in fur cusz havent shavd in wile as in wild buzh cus havent shaved az in dun ther as in on the fany" said Fatha. Herm..

"wtf stfu foad cus storay about Alleds and Haryry." aid rOn.

"stfu ron you not get on owr gud siedd yu skatin on thin ice cuz you keep puting spicams in my toylet." said haryu.

lil did thay Know what wer ongoing on ::; that the priyts was ….the …..bazilsk…..!!....!

Chpapr5t44! !

A/N: I LIKE THIS CHAPTER.

Veldtdert sed 'I can feel evilk mounding oin then west/east dewnpendin on wer u r lol . mabbe ther is a evil mounndin in the east/West THERFOR" he sid, puttin on som rate boffin glases nd look thro a micoscopy "I MIGHT just no wer haorgas dispeard 2. GET MY cote low servnt. 'he SREAMS.

'YESIWILL' screamd Bilbo baggings. then he got a coate nd wore it on Vlond

LOLCROSSOVS…………………………….WITH HARY PORTER (my favs).

So Biblio went to MODOR and told big ey on towr there aws a Hargerts in DA states.

'OMFG GTFO SEDI BIG EYe.

'nou'

"r u for srs?

"ttly"

then Boldermert went to US OF A.

The Amercs saw him in da strt nd fought him that he woz evil. he realazed that h had 2 blend in so he go a ILY NY tshirt and looks likke a rate toorism.

~*~*~^$MENWILE(^~)~*~*

"WOT DID u just hav?" sed harru

"pizza' seid ROnnE

'NO LOL I MENT CLASS.' sed Harru "LOIL YOU FAT FUCK U STINK LIKE SHIT.' nd then the dragon took a big dump on Herniom nd the compshion was over OHLOL we fugor to menshon she was in a compediton an if she lost many of them shed die. LOL SOZ FOR NUT TELLING U FOKES.

CHAOTTERER & (caspital seV3n cuz big chapter)

Priest Basilisk said to big Eye(sore Ron I memba!) "Luk awaht I gut is caled Heringer shi nows thigns and wil b owr prohfet.'

"onon! u triked me and now ih8 you' sed HEremener. "SHUT. Now I tork. Elo priest of evil I r the Sawron. I am big eye but wer used to b a evil means but then died but not rewlyi and now ma actuly more gud (as in better) thant everr. Ic ken c everything. y wi need this smelly gitbitch?'

' mayb yu CAN see eveyhing. but…SHE CAN DSEE EMROE of everyhitng!!!!" said presti, sShokingly

' owow.''

"Yer i hav ben keeping mi power a secret, wl no not seckret but like b- uh….lyk yu know….um.."

'b-hind clost dores?" offerd Sauronne.

'yer thast it.

ONO I SCARD URN AWI.

Cunt do thet now I wil see you to deth." said Hemrindelini.

Thre basilisk and large eye went all looki at her but sh e luked more and didnt turn to stone like from baslizk or get seen a lot like frum bigg i. the two went running away and then Heragerine couldn't escape becaus it were al a trik so that the VOldeutrmots culd mov in and capchore er.

"Bring bring' said phone. "Hi said Harry" "' who u?''

'I voulndut. I got Hermeengin. mayke trad for baslisk?'

'we dun hav big snak.'

dun wory we'll privide you with your own" "cum du trad."

"No we haetHermone. Gbye."

"What you doin wi me?' said Basilisk ?

"SHUT UP I ASK YTHE QUEITOSN HERE" Said Aleaxsbein da bad cop (HAOT). Where you on the 15yth?"

" hoem." "Oh" said Hary. 'sry to botha u. go now" "NMO he lyin look at proof I plant in blaks'apartment cuz we Amercian cops we h8 on the palays playas**"

"omfg lol" "I white like you though! lyed snake priest.

"BOOK IM BOYS." Then irish cops thrpow him in small cell with big doors.

and balconyo overlloking the bearby beazch.

CHAPT!! 9876

In MocDalands rONe ate lot of fuud whislt txting ppl. "HHLO I M FAT NOW CALLL ME IOF YOU ARE INTO BBW"

"Hay litsn buddy are you going to ypay for that fuoud ?" aksed counterwaiter.

'I wuldbut I ate mony and wallt n also sry about eating u.' gagged QrONE as he choked downe attendant.

Suaorn and Basilisk came in and saw Reonn( how cude they not LOL?).

"Lets catfch him!!' whispert Snayk. 'K.' agred the other one.

"OFUC scremd Vol De Mint. 'My servents are eated. I louse."

Yer lets recap: Hermi becum priest then is kilt cus nobodyt cares abut her. Basilisk pope and Big eye Saron was swallowrd by the Ron who are now his own nayshon. Hary and Alesxs went to jail for crimsagainst humanity for nut bein in buk enouf (LOL NT RLY r cops fitin aginst corruption in polise forse) and Hargrid hung himself after Harry said he onli likd him as friend –this is hot becus emo. POUR HARGID N HIS DEEP DARK SOLE.

'ALEXES N HAORY!! HEPL"z! yelld the Dimbledore. "Its ROnne he is eatin Nu Yawk."

'o g wiz. fat shit. still, he bettar than Herminohuge.' breathed Aelsxxs.

'Libverty statue came tu liyfe when I use magic bu t is still losuin. you mut get to the city and fite him better to win the love of the world once again.!" GO NOW SHOUTED DUMBLE.""

VCHAPTP!! #88

'ONNOL the stuate of bribery LOLSOZ Biberty is losin, whyb dat hapnen?' sai person

'iI dun no I never seen er like dis.."

SHE IS CryiNG ! yeklked NEW Yorl

nd she was…

THEN alwses climmed up to the crown of statu whech he be callin "GOOds OLE cROWNY of literty'" and shoued 'I no w3hute is ronge! The stateu needs ure love nd faithg.'

WHAT DCO YO MEEN? Said new oiosrk? "WEBELEVE BELIVE IN WHAT.

'no ther r some who dun hav faith they dun not belivie in GOD nd so thy dun belivase in MAERICO."

WHO?

Thes call demseves athests bu I coll then TROATER

Voldnemr desited he coud make Heringe come bac frum th daed