Mikichan21: The name of the school is the actual name of my school, and the places are real, as well. Willis St Arcade is obviously on Willis St, Westfield Queensgate is in...soz, can't remember right now, KNS is on the corner of Karori Rd and Donald St, Wasabi Sushi is on Cuba St.
Tor and I actually ususally say this 2 eachother,
Alya sits in front of me,
Sophie is a really nice girl who commented on my picture of Emerald (ACTUAL PICTURE, THAT I DREW)
Chapter 2: Memories with Cathy
"Do you remember how we became friends?" I asked my friend Cathy.
"Of course! We can't forget!"
FlashBack:
"Hi! my name is Cat! What's yours?"
"My name is Claire! I challenge you to an out-random contest!"
"OKAY! It's on!"
"COOL!"
Situation 1: Bus
Cathy:
"Excuse me? Mr. Bus Driver Sir? Are you aware that your bus is yellow?"
"Yeah,"
"And are you aware that you are wearing a black Go Wellington cap?"
"Yeah,"
"Oh. Are you aware of the fact that I am wearing purple glasses?"
"Yeah,"
"Are you aware-"
"Look, are you going to get a ticket or what?"
"No I'm not. Nice chatting to you, Mr. Bus Driver Sir!" Cathy yelled, getting off the bus.
Claire:
"Hello ma'am," Claire said to a woman sitting on the bus.
"Hello, what's your name?"
"STALKER!" Claire screamed, going to sit next to a young boy.
"Hi!"
"My mummy doesn't let me talk to strangers,"
"Ok. I'll ask for your name, then ask for mine, and then we won't be strangers,"
"Kay,"
"What's your name?"
"My name is Tommy. What's your name?"
"STALKER!" Claire screamed again, going and sitting next to a mother with a baby.
"Hello. What's your name?" Claire asked the baby.
"His name is Max. What's your name?"
"STALKER!" Claire screamed again, pressing the button to get off.
Round 1 of the Random Contest goes to: CLAIRE
Situation 2: The Warehouse
Claire:
Claire went to sit next to an old man. She cuddled up close, and tried to read his newspaper.
"Um... hello?" he asked.
"Hi! My name is Claire," she said, squishing closer to him.
"Okay," said the man, getting up.
"YOU WERE NO FUN ANYWAY!"
Claire ran up to a male employee, squeezing her legs together.
"OHMYGOD! Can you direct me in the way of the tampons?"
"Um...sure? They're that way," he said. Claire walked in the direction he pointed, still squeezing her legs together.
Cathy:
Cathy walked up to a teenage boy,
"How could you do this to me? I thought you loved ME! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won! You kissed ME darling!" She then fell to the ground, acting as if she was being beaten up. When the boy bent down to ask her how she was, she got up and walked away. Sh e found a couple wandering by the perfume samples. She sprayed herself excesively with perfume, then walked up to the guy and said,
"Hi (giggle) What's your sign?"
"Uh...I have a girlfriend," he said.
"Oh right," Cathy faced the girl and said,
"Hi (giggle) What's your sign?"
"Come on honey, let's get away from this freakshow".
Cathy knelt on the ground, and strted miaowing like a cat.
"Miaow, miaow!" the same old man from before walked past. Cathy rubbed herself against his leg.
"Get off me!" he said, hobbling faster.
She found the same teenage boy from before, and said,
"Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god, it is! I haven't seen you in so long!"
She grabbed his jaw, and pulled him in for a kiss. She pulled back, and slapped him.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER CALL?"
then she walked off, and out of the store.
Round 2 goes to: CATHY
Situation 3 : McDonald's
Claire:
"Can I have eleventy million Whoppers?"
"We don't have Whoppers, let alone that much,"
"FINE!"
Claire pulled out a spray can and wrote 'MCDONALDS SUCKS!' on the counter.
She suddenly screamed, "I LOVE MYSELF!" and rolled around on the floor, hugging herself.
Cathy:
"Oh wrong place. Excuse me? Do you know where Burger King is? They have much better food there than you always will!'
"No, I don't know where BK is. BUT BUY FROM HERE!"
"Okay, no need to be pushy. I'll have 10 Fantas,"
"Okay,"
When the man turned around to fill up the drinks, Cathy yelled,
"WHY ARE YOU PEEING IN MY GODDAMN DRINK?"
and she stormed out.
Round 3 goes to : No one...
END OF FLASHBACK!
"It was fun that day..."
Sorry for the lame chapter.
You can flame. I'm a big girl. I can take it...
BTR will show up soon...
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