AN:

WOAH! Twenty-seven question asked! That's more than three times more than yesterdays! Thanks for asking, and keep those questions coming!


From Sam:

To Levi: No, no you're not handsome at all. In fact my friend today actually wants to shove you in Gola Mosca, you're more hated than Sasuke from Naruto now. Be proud! Still now onto and actual question...Why the heck do you have umbrellas for a
weapon?

Levi: …I-I am not handsome?! But my mom always told me that I was a very special person, just like everyone else! Naw-roo-toh? Why is everyone on that show a ninja? And no, I refuse to go in that…thing! It is even uglier than me! For your question, the reason why I have umbrellas for a weapon is because umbrellas are very manly. 'It is a factor that every man must have', as quoted from the Manly Man Manuel for Men. It is also a good ways to pick up girls.


From Sam: AT LAST THE GENDER QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!! -was always hoping Mammon was a boy- Still my question/request is, will you please take off you're hood? I'll pay you~!

Mammon: I don't see why everyone is so shocked to learn my gender. Mu. Take off my hood? That would be the price of an S ranked mission. Deposit it by tomorrow in my band account.

The illusionist removes his hood and reveals a face of a boy in his late teenage years, probably eighteen or nineteen, with two triangular tattoos on his cheeks. His hair was dyed a deep violet, and was edgy and spiky and bangs that slanted towards the left side. He frowned and blinked for a few seconds, his golden eyes uncomfortable under the foreign light. He stared into space for a few seconds before pulling on of his hood again.

Mammon: I will be waiting for your payment now.


From Sam:

To Bel: ~Curses under her breath~ I was hoping for some big long physiological reason -always thinks there some mental reason behind Bel's and Mukuro's laugh- Still, how many tiara's do you have, like, do you have one for like every day of the year or something?

Bel: Ishishishishi, the prince is happy that he had disappointed a commoner. The prince has one real tiara passed down from his kingdom, and the rest, all eight hundred and seventy-five of them, are given to me by fan girls and fan boys. The prince wears those when he is on missions, so he doesn't the real tiara dirty, Ishishishishi.

Fran: Bel-senpai, don't forget to mention the one from Levi. Why don't you ever wear it?

Bel: The prince would rather die than to wear that thing!

Fran: Want me to take care of that wish for you?

Bel: -flings a fan of knives onto Fran's back-


From Sam:

To Squalo: Can I PLEASE, pretty please with a pineapple on top braid your hair~?

Squalo: VOOOOOOOIIIII! Finally a question for me! And I have to say that I hate pineapples! No, you may not braid my hair! Last time when Bel did it, that idiot used superglue and I had to deal with the humiliation for weeks until a new formula that dissolves superglue from Italy arrived!


From Kelly:

To Bel: Bel, rank the members of the Varia in order from favorite to least favorite, and explain why.

Bel: Ishishishishi, there are no favorites in the prince's eyes because they are all peasants. But here is the ranking if you want it so much:

Boss: Ishishishishi, only because he is boss, and that he will result to violence if he is not on the top.

Mammon – Quiet, not annoying, not ugly like Levi, actually is interesting, buys the prince sushi

Squalo – has long hair that the prince can braid, but very loud

Lussuria – Always tries to convince the prince to go shopping to with, but has wonderful baking skills

Fran – Annoying frog. Can't keep his mouth shut. Likes breaking the prince's knives.

Levi – Go be ugly somewhere else


From Hone-Onna Killed Ren

To Mammon: If you had to choose, would you rather Luche/Aria/Uni or
Xanxus?

Mammon: Following Luche would definitely mean a lower chance of dying. However, I don't want anything to do with the rest of the Arcobalenos, even when the Varia is sometimes a pain. I would probably end up getting more money in the Varia anyway, so Xanxus it is.


From: Crystal

To everyone in the Varia: If you guys are girls and had to date any guy character in Katekyo Hitman Reborn, (they could be their 10 years later self or normal selves) who would it be? And why?

Xanxus: Not interested in dating.

Squalo: VOIIIIIII! What kind of question is that?! But if I had to chose, it'd be the baseball kid, so I can teach him a thing or two about the sword.

Mammon: Probably Bel. Because he has a lot of money left over from his kingdom.

Bel: Ishishishishi~ The prince is too good for lowly peasants. If I had to choose one, then the bomb kid so I can piss him off, ishishishishi~

Lussuria: Ohhhh~ Ryohei! Definitely Ryohei~ He has such a nice body!

Levi: I'd date anyone who wants to date me.

Fran: Ah, anyone who can do cool poses and isn't an conceited bastard like Bel-senpai over there.


From: Crystal

To everyone in the Varia: Do you guys have special nicknames for each other? If so, then what is it? And why?

Xanxus: I call everyone 'trash' because they are.

Mammon: Belphegor is 'Bel' because it's easier.

Bel: Levi is Mr. Ugly for obvious reasons, and froggy is 'un-cute kohai'.

Fran: Bel-senpai you fake prince, have you considered looking in the mirror before you call me 'un-cute'?

Bel: Shut, froggie. And also, Xanxus is 'daddy', and Squalo is 'mommy'.

Squalo: VOIIII! I never agreed to that!

Lussuria: Ohhhh~ That suits them! And I'm of course 'big sister'~


From Crystal:

To Squalo: What do you use for your hair? Do you think you'll ever going to cut it?

Squalo: My hair products are a secret!

Bel: It's Aussie's Three Minute Miracle. –holds up the bottle-

Squalo: VOIIII! Don't go looking around my room, you brat!

Bel: The prince would never go look in a peasant's room. Your two ton delivery was shipped here today.

Squalo: Anyway, second question. I will cut it…eventually when Xanxus becomes the next Vongola boss.

Fran: Chances of that is as likely as Hell freezes over.


From Crystal:

To Bel: Why do you hate your brother so much (haha your brother was pretty weird and he couldn't do your laugh right!)?

Bel: Complicated. Twins born into the royal family is considered a curse. One must be eliminated, and by death. I did not hate him as much as I hated myself for being born a twin; we are merely the same soul born into two bodies. He wasn't 'weird' much, and the reason why he can't do my laugh is because he simply isn't me, and that makes me feel a little better about myself, I guess.


From: Crystal

To Xanxus: I realized that if you switch your name it would be 'suxnax' and if you take the X's out it would be 'suna', then you add a T to the beginning, it would be Tsuna. How did you and the other Varia members react to that? Your name is close to Tsuna's name.

Xanxus: If you take Squalo's name and look at it closely, it will say 'trash'.

Squalo: VOIIII! Why am I always the one who gets blamed?!

Fran: -no reaction-

Mammon: -in deep thought-

Lussuria: Wahhh~ Boss, that is so cool~ Why don't we invite the boy over and celebrate? I can do the designing~

Bel: If you mix up Levi's name, it would spell 'vile', and he is.

Levi: …


From: Starr-x3

To Xanxus: Why do you only throw things at Squalo, and refusing to physically attack him?

Xanxus: With a trash like him, one hit from me and he is done for.


From: BabyBell

To Bel: Exactly which country did your family rule? What if your twin Rasiel was born a girl?

Bel: My country was dominated by another a month or two after I left, so even if the prince tell you, you wouldn't know. Ishishishishi, the prince honestly can not imagine that cockroach as a girl. He eats like a pig and snores like a drunk man. But if he was born a girl, then we wouldn't fight as much since the prince will eventually be king.


From: BabyBell

To Levi: Seems like I'm the only one who likes you here, so what kind of person do u think I am? One more, does the Levi's brand have anything to do with you?

Levi: Ah, another fan to the Levi Fan Club. You must be either a charming young lady fit for a handsome and dependable man like me, or a desperate girl trying to date a character from a show. Either way, you are much more nicer than everyone else who asked me a question so far. For your second question, Levi's brand is owned by my dad, as I am the illegitimate son of Chuck Norris.


From: rebornluver93

To Mammon: Why are you so darn greedy?

Mammon: Bel said I needed a hobby besides killing people. Apparently, killing people is his hobby, and with this 'because I am a prince, I have to have dibs on the hobby of killing people' bullshit, I took up the hobby of collecting money. At least it's more useful than having dead bodies lying around.


From rebornluver93:

To Fran: How in the hell are you still alive, after getting stabbed by Bel thousands of times (It's not like it is an illusion or anything, right)?

Fran: Ah. My profile is top secret. But what I can tell you is that that fake prince's fighting skill suck, his knives are not made out of silver and fairy-dust, he has no cool poses, and he likes to play dress up in his room when no one is around.

Bel: You stupid frog! –throws a handful of knives-

Fran rolled his eyes and replied in his monotone voice. "Ouch, that hurts, senpai."


From rebornluver93:

To Bel: Why do you enjoy stabbing Fran so many times?

Bel: Ishishishishi, because he is an annoying un-cute froggy who replaced Mammon. And because I needed another target after the boss broke mine.


From rebornluver93:

To Lussuria: Are you really gay? And if you are, how did you become gay?

Lussuria: Wahhh~ Do I really seem gay to you?


From rebornluver93:

To Xanxus: At what age did you start drinking (please don't kill me)?

Xanxus: That crazy old man who brought me up offered me a drink at age seven. Trash.


From rebornluver93:

To Squalo: Why in the hell are you so darn loud (please don't scream in my ear)?

Squalo: VOIIIIIIII! Because when you are in a place like the Varia, you have to be loud to make your point! The boss ignores everyone, everything you say nicely to Bel goes in one ear and out the other, Mammon doesn't care about anything except for money, Lussuria is always daydreaming about things I don't want to know, and no one cares about Levi, he isn't important.


From: xwee

To Bel: Why do you hate Rasiel so much?

Bel: I think I already answered this earlier, but another factor is that he took the prince's hair straightened when we filmed the future arc together. That's why my hair flipped up when his was all straight.


From: xwee:

To Levi: Where did you get your umbrellas?

Levi: Did you know that Rihanna owns a private umbrella store in Peru?


From: xwee:

To Mammon: How do you because an illusionist?

Mammon: First of all, you have to have the gift of the mist flame. If you don't have it know, don't go bother looking for it. Second of all, not all illusionists started with illusions. I started as a magician and went around kingdoms to perform during banquets and ceremonies, and eventually discovered illusions.


From: xwee

To Squalo: Can I braid your hair? :D

Squalo: NO!


From: xwee:

To Lussuria: Who's your hairdresser?

Lussuria: Bel-dear and Mammon-dear. As kids, we played truth and dare a lot, and Squalo dared them to put sleeping pills in my drink and give me a haircut. Since none of them know how to properly cut hair, Mammon-dear accidentally shaved off most of my hair, and Bel-dear dyed it to make it look better~ I stuck with it over the years because I was so used to it~


From: xwee:

To Xanxus: Why do you abuse Squalo?

Xanxus: That piece of trash doesn't deserve to live.


From: Kittie

To Mammon: Mammon, can I kiss you?? You're so adorable! And why don't you marry some rich bitch for money? (Like Bel) hehehe...

Mammon: No. You may not marry, hug, tackle, hold hands, or perform any other forms of affection on me either. …Marry Bel? That's…

Bel: -turns pink-

Mammon: -clears his throat- Anyway, not interested in dating or marriage. As an actor in a famous show, if I do date anyone or go as far as marrying that person, the fan girls will kill that person, or me, or both of us.


AN:

Now, the Varia is almost rich enough to buy a pound of bread every two weeks. See how much you are helping them?