Sheik scowled. Zelda scowled back.
It was now Saturday morning and both girls were in a ferocious mood. Sheik because she was stuck doing selfless work for others with Ike. Zelda because today was Saturday and everyone was going to the beach except for her because of Sheik.
Zelda gave up first and slipped her head onto the mahogany desk she imported from Hyrule to occupy a portion of her Smash suite.
Sheik shrugged, thoroughly unbothered. Her eyes drifted over to the clock. Zelda had woken her up at six. Six. Sheik woke up whenever the hell she felt like it, and at six Sheik hadn't wanted to wake up.
There was knocking on the door. Zelda shoved Sheik under the desk and walked to the door. "Yes?"
"Zelda? Zelda? It's me." It was Link.
"Oh good." Zelda opened the door and pulled Link in and shut the door.
"Why are you so stupid?" Sheik asked from her perch on Zelda's wardrobe.
"Good morning Sheik." Link greeted.
"Don't talk to me."
"Sorry."
Zelda shook her head and gestured to a simple wooden for Link to sit on. "Thanks Zel."
"No problem. Are you going to the beach today?"
"Yeah. You?"
"No." Zelda snapped, "Because Sheik decided to shove Ike into Peach's room."
Link turned wide-eyed at Sheik, "You shoved Ike? That's not very nice."
"When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you scum bucket." Sheik said, her tone nonchalant. She was carving designs on the wall with one of her many needles.
"Sheik!" Zelda said aghast.
"I doubt he'll remember how hurt he was in five seconds." Sheik snarled back.
"Hey Sheik?"
"See?"
"Why are you so mean now? You weren't mean when we met back home."
"I was being paid back then. Now I'm just told to rollover or get sent to the doghouse. So I roll over."
Zelda blushed, "It's not like that."
"Why don't I host your soul for a month princess?" Sheik's voice left an awkward silence amongst the three Hylians.
"You were being paid to be nice?" Link looked dejected.
"Let her warm up to you." Zelda advised patting Link's hand.
There was another knock on the door. Zelda looked wide eyed and Sheik growled before slipping into the wardrobe. Link stood up and not knowing where to go sat back down.
Zelda opened the door and standing outside was Ike.
"Oh! Zelda turned red, "Ike! I—I—I should apologize for yesterday….I don't what came over me…"
"It's fine princess. I understand a woman goes through these times monthly."
Zelda blushed, Link bristled and Sheik sniggered in grudging respect.
"Link?" Ike looked around Zelda to see the elf sitting on a chair, "Oh. I didn't realize you had company Zelda. I should leave so you may carry on." Ike smirked and turned around before Zelda could say anything.
The princess stood there for a moment her back stiff. She slammed the door and glared at the wardrobe, "Sheik!"
The ninja appeared next to Link. "Yes?"
"Aghflub!" Link jerked out of his seat and fell to the floor in surprise.
Zelda ignored her Hero and glared at her alter ego, "When you do your service at least make him sorry for existing."
Sheik grinned under her cowl and her red eye gleamed in a way that made both her companions shiver in anticipation. "Oh princess, your blessing was all I needed." Sheik bowed mockingly keeping eye contact with Zelda.
In the Library
Ike was awaiting Master Hand to show up and give him the task.
Sheik hadn't shown up either. That bastard was somewhere probably sulking in his stupidity. Ike still believed Sheik to be a guy.
The door slammed open and Hand floated in carrying a disgruntled Sheik by the scruff of the neck. "Sit down." Hand sighed plopping Sheik in a chair like she was a mere child.
Ike smirked and folded his arms, "Did Sheik get himself in trouble?"
"Himself?" Hand asked.
"Yeah." Sheik snarled jerking her thumb backwards over her shoulder and out the window, "For that."
Ike turned around to look at felt his jaw drop, an odd contraption with metal springs and wood pulleys was propped up on the roof opposite with something placed right in the middle was what Ike had come to of as, a gun. It was glowing dangerously green and dripping what was obviously a toxic substance because the portion of roof under it was deteriorating.
"What is that?" Ike demanded of Hand.
"I have no idea. Don't ask me where she got it. I just caught her aiming it at you."
Ike spat in disgust, "I hate you."
"Likewise." Sheik responded obviously not caring.
"You sneaky bit—"
"Your duties." Hand interrupted before the fight could escalate. "They will be completed when we comeback. I trust you apologized to Peach."
Sheik nodded angrily.
Ike smirked.
"Ike?"
"I made it up to her."
Hand sighed and Sheik snarled in disgust.
Hand laid a list on the table, "Get along. Please don't destroy the house." And with that Hand left before he could bear witness to anything.
Ike sighed and laid back in his chair, glaring at Sheik.
Sheik ignored him and pulled the list towards her.
"Is the badass Sheik actually going to listen to authority?" Ike sneered.
"I'll do anything to prevent me from spending any more time with you." Sheik said. She was slowly goading him, pulling him into a fight where she could incriminate him.
Ike knew better, "Well then let's get started." Sheik narrowed her eyes and turned to the list.
ShIke Chore List.
Wash villain's laundry.
Clean up all of Pit's feathers.
Clean second floor bathrooms.
Vacuum Stairs.
Weed gardens.
"This is bullshit." Ike groaned.
"Yes you are.' Sheik muttered.
"Say that again?" Ike snarled.
Sheik flipped him off and walked out the door. Ike cursed loudly and hurried after the ninja.
First Task: Washing Villains Laundry
"You get it."
"Hell not. You get it."
"Do I look like I want to die?"
"I'm not getting it."
"Yes you are."
"Dude his underwear is fucking radioactive. You get it."
Ike sighed in frustration, "Sheik just get it."
"You've got the long sword! You get it!" Sheik gestured wildly at Ragnell.
"No way in hell, my poor sword might corrode."
"Ugh."
"Together?"
"Do we have a choice?" Sheik and Ike held one hand over the noses and with the other hands grasped the sides of the laundry basket gingerly and bolted out the door and down the stairs where Ike tripped on his cape and let go of the laundry basket, sending it and Sheik tumbling down the stairs.
Ike looked down and cracked up. Sheik was on her butt, Ganondorf's dirty underwear strewn everywhere around and on her. Ike was rolling on the stairs laughing and laughing.
The Sheikah, calmly picked Ganondorf's boxers off her head with the tips of her forefinger and thumb. She stood up and elegantly walked over to the laundry door she had fallen next to. She came out with a pair of yellow gloves and a doctor's mask.
"Get down here dumbfuck." Sheik said, her voice dangerously calm, "Before I set you and this whole damn mansion on fire."
"Touchy touchy." Ike smirked. "I'm coming." Ike swaggered down the stairs and in a completely separate and off topic state of mind Sheik found him slightly, minutely, attractive.
His spiky blue hair swayed, his smirk was as infuriating as it was sexy, and his body made Sheik wonder exactly what he could do. But all this was irrelevant and Sheik returned to the asshole at hand. She leveled her red eye at him, intensified her death stare and took pleasure in his involuntary shiver. The Sheikah turned around and went back into the laundry room.
Ike, in a completely separate and off topic state of mind, as he was coming down the stairs took the time to admire Sheik and realize that in a completely irrational way he was attracted to the violent ninja. His red eye was as appealing as it was dangerous, his blond hair though maybe girly was smooth and wild in a ruggedly cute way and Sheik's lithe body made Ike wonder exactly what it could do besides pulverize somebody. Then Ike remembered that Sheik was a guy that turned into a girl who happened to be Princess Zelda. Still, it was pretty hot.
Sheik glared at him when he finally made it down the stairs and Ike felt his groin twitch when Sheik's red eye bored evilly into his own. Ike shivered.
Task 2: Clean up after Pit's feathers.
"What the fuck!?" Ike howled as he snatched another white feather from the ground and shoved it into his sack, "What the fuck is wrong with this kid! Does he fucking shed?!"
Ike had never noticed how many feathers Pit let loose, mainly because he never had to pick them all up.
Sheik was at the other end of the hall glaring at him and muttering choice curse words under her breath.
"Don't complain you puny stupid cockroach." Sheik spat out.
Ike blinked, that was a nerdy insult but it hurt worse than dumbfuck. "Excuse me?"
"Don't. Complain. You. Stupid. Puny. Cockroach." Sheik growled as he picked up another feather.
"Shut the hell up you stupid skinny freak." Sheik snapped upright and glared at Ike. Sheik was not small but she was not big either. Sheik did not like to be called skinny or anything else related to small. After compacting herself for Zelda, after staying so small in her dark cell as Zelda walked around big and triumphant and tangible, small did not go well with Sheik. Small pissed her off.
"Say that one more time you ugly monkey." Sheik snarled.
"You skinny freak." Ike said calmly and he stood up to look Sheik in the face. "I mean look at you, even Pit is more muscled. You're so small you could be a girl. Look, your chest is pathetic." Ike placed his hand directly on Sheik's chest.
The Sheikah was paralyzed. Her red eye wide. Ike's hand was on her chest. The left part of her chest directly on a…..
Ike frowned, that was weird, Sheik had a soft curved bump….
Sheik felt her face redden…
Ike pushed a little on Sheik's chest and ran his thumb over the curve, just in case he was wrong….
Sheik could feel the embarrassment and the anger building up….
Ike's eyes widened this was so bad. Ike swallowed and not knowing what to do squeezed. And then patted it.
"Uh…that's a nice….um…well….nice…." Ike floundered for words. Sheik was a girl.
Sheik looked at him and Ike looked at her.
Ike barreled past the diner tables in the dining hall of the mansion. Alternately apologizing and teasing Sheik whilst dodging knives.
"I'm going to fucking kill you! You damn pervert!" Sheik screamed.
Yes, I am going to spread the tasks over two chapters only because I'm really tired but promised that I'd get a chapter up in 24 hours. So now that I know better expect the next one in 48 hours.
AHA! Ike has found out Sheik is a girly! There will be more to come on that don't you worry!
mugetsu21: I know, it gets me frustrated when they leave off and never come back! I appreciate your gratitude and review for my story, and I hope you like it =)
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