REPOSTED THIS CHAPTER! Hello everybody! Welcome to the third chapter of random academy. Don't forget to review and check out my poll (I fixed it if you couldn't find it before, it's on my profile).

Let's recap. Last time on random academy:

"S…Shia!" a shaky voice that I recognized called.

I peered behind the uber hotty and saw the most retarded thing that had happened so far.

"RACHIEE!!!" I gaped.

This is so not original!

CHAPTER 3: sometimes the truth hurts

"Omg! Rachiee!" I scream, running up to her and hugging her, well, trying to, I hit a hump in the floor and fall on my face.

Hard.

I climbed to my feet and flung myself into the air like a spastic bird goon retarded. Then I turned back to Rose. She was gapping at the uber hotty.

Oh…

Oh, back off bitch!

He's gonna be mine... someday! I reach out and stroke his cheek.

She shivers.

Oh yea, take that, bitch.

I swear I could feel the steam coming out of her ears.

"P…Please... help me. I'm so lost", I said, looking up at him adoringly and confused.

"Oh please, Shia, he's not interested. Remember? He loves her" Rachiee said, coming over and pulling me off the.

Oh man, she's gonna pay for that.

"NNNOOOOO!!!!! WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR!" I wailed.

"Who the hell are you people and why are you saying my students are in love with the guardians!!!!" screamed that bitch Kirova.

"Was I talking to you?" I yell back at her, giving her the evil eye.

"Shia, calm down, you know how she is, and we don't want trouble and someone potentially killing us. I just wanna no... Where's Lissa... and more importantly, ADRIAN!" Rachiee's eyes went wide with sudden realization

"How the hell do you know so much about us!" group of people around us looked confused.

"Because I love you guys" she yells back, pulling out all four Vampire Academy books from her bag, and throwing them on the table.

"Omg... you read CHAPTER books? Asked rose, in aww sort of way.

"You carry those around?" I twitched my eye.

"Well, yeah, I'm in love with Adrian Ivashkov!" Rachiee squealed like a demented fangirl.

My eye twitched again.

Suddenly there was a gross choking sound from behind the door and all of a sudden the door swung open and the very person we were talking about walked in. Before I could react, before any of us could react, Rachiee leapt towards the hottie with lightning speed and tackled him to the ground.

This all happened in about 1.2 seconds... scary.

"Rachiee!" I screamed.

"OMG, I LOVE YOU ADRIAN!!!!" the other girl shrieked while bashing the poor guy into the ground.

Everyone gasped like stunned mullets. Then, randomly, Rachiee kissed the boy.

"Ew!" I made a face.

My lips are still virgins; they should not be subjected to this kind of behaviour. Ew, I think I just saw tongue. Ew there's hand action (I have no idea what hand action is by the way). EW!

...

...

...

WTF!

"Ahh!!" rose screamed.

"What the...?" the uber hottie frowned.

"This behaviour is unacceptable!" Kirova yelled.

"Why couldn't I fall into another story, like -man, at least I know what that's about!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at me.

"That's right... this is vampire academy" Rachiee, who had detached her lips, almost whispered.

Rachiee jumped to her feet and walked over to the old bag at the desk, totally forgetting about the whole kissing incident. The woman looked up at her with a bit of worry in her ugly, wrinkly eyes. They actually reminded me of a fat rolls… random!

"Ok, this is a awesome opportunity so… all of you need to read these books"


An hour later

"THERE WAS A LUST CHARM!!!" Kirova clutched her face in horror.

"HOW MANY SEX SCENES!!!!" the uber hottie yelled.

"…" Rose didn't say anything and was slightly red in the face.

"Oww, I don't get to be with my cute little dhampire!!!" Adrian complained.

"This is not happening, this is not happening…" I kept repeating as I rocked back and forth in the corner of the room. It was sort of like one of those psycho kids for horror movies.

"This is so awesome" Rachiee smirked.

After everyone had flipped through the books there was an awkward silence.

"Well…" Kirova started, "it looks like these girls will be staying with us until we can get them home, although I don't think that is possible with all they know about us"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

Rachiee looked at me.

"What's wrong, I thought that you would kill to fall into a story?"

"I would, if it was -man and this is far from it!"

"What the hell is -man?"

"IT'S -MAN! And it is the most awesome anime ever in the history of anime!"

"Oh, so it's that cartoon crap you like to draw"

My mouth flung open.

There is no way Rachiee just said that.

"DON'T DISRESPECT -MAN, IT'S AWESOME!"

"What is this cartoon you're talking about?" Rose raised an eyebrow.

I turned towards her, an evil grin spread across my face.

"Mmwwhhaaaa"

"Wtf!"

"Ah! Um… sorry about that" I coughed and frowned.

Ok I don't know why I'm going to explain fictional character to other fictional characters but that's how fucked up this world is.

"Well…" I never got to finish.

An explosion echoed through the room and the door –for, like, the fifth time- swung open with a thud. A figure stalked through the dust. Then I gasped there was something familiar about this person, something but…

"OMFG!" I shrieked as I figured it out.

This person was…

That's it for now, thanks for reading. Don't forget to review and participate in the poll. What will happen next time in random Academy? What made the explosion, who is this mysterious new person and where is my cookie? Find out next time in Random Academy.

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