Chapter 2
Naruto made a brilliant get away by making a copy of himself when he went to the restroom. So as the copy walked back to the mission board room, the real Naruto jumped out of the window and walked a couple blocks to his house. He opened the door just in time to see his son run upstairs with his stuffed animal. A frustrated cry came from the kitchen. He calmly walked into the said room and hugged his wife from behind, kissed her on the cheek and whispered into her ear, "What he do today?"
She sighed and leaned back against him, "Well for starters this morning he decided to have a water fight IN the house with 'Spiff'. Then as I was drying everything off he decided to climb a tree, and when he couldn't get down he screamed at the top of his lungs until I went out there. So I climb up to help him down because its not a very high tree for an adult. So as I'm climbing up he decides to jump down, and in the process of jumping down he falls into me. So we both fall into the mud. So then I tell him he'll have to take a bath tonight he goes berserk and runs inside the house and locks himself in the storage closet. Do I know this? NO! So when I try to go and find him I can't! I look for ½ an hour and I'm about to send for you when I here this endless banging on a door. He'd locked himself in that dark stuffy closet. He was drenched in sweat when I pulled him out. I felt so sorry for him I didn't get on to him to badly. So its lunchtime and he wants a peanut butter-"
"Never mind that, why are there nails stuck into the kitchen table?"
"He said and I quote, 'Poor genetic material.'"
"That boy," Naruto shook his head and let go of Hinata, "I could ask Neji and Tenten to watch him tomorrow if you just want a break?"
Hinata shook her head as she walked to the fridge and pulled out some milk, "I already asked. Tenten laughed at the idea and asked if I was joking. I also asked Sakura and Sasuke but he has a mission tomorrow, and she's due anyday I wouldn't want him to go over there and have her start giving birth. Then they asked if I was going to watch Suzu for them and I said sure if you want Taro to rub off on her. They didn't bring it up again."
Naruto thought for a moment, "You go over to Sakura's tomorrow. The Kazekage is coming tomorrow morning and I'm sure Gaara-san wouldn't mind if I brought Taro along. Naruto looked over to his wife and was startled when he was met with a passionate kiss. When they were done she whispered in his ear.
"I loveyou. Now you'd better get back to work. That copy of yours wont last much longer." He stood and kissed her forehead and seemingly disappeared. Hinata turned back to the milk and pored herself a glass.
Taro came into the room and tugged on her shirt, "Mom, me and Spiff were wonderingif we could take the floorboards out in my room and build a secret passage way into the kitchen?" Milk flew out of Hinata's nose.
"WHAT?"
Taro laughed, "Hahahahaha that was funn-"
"NO YOU CANNOT!"
"Fine then, I was just asking." She watched her son leave the kitchen and sighed as she tried to finish drinking her milk calmly.
"Mom's always taking the fun out of being a child!" Taro told Spiff as he brought the hammer down. A little to hard mind you because Taro fell straight through the roof, Hinata barely caught him in time. He smiled as he looked into her furious face.
"well it's a good thing I'm going with Dad tomorrow."
"Taro!"
All of Kanoha cringed at that tone of voice.
And at the Hokage's tower…..
"Why do I have a feeling this is going to end up costing me a lot of money?"
Several council members chuckled softly.(even the ANBU guards smile beneath there masks)
