Student Chat Room
iloveaslytherin: I hate Snape now!
ILoveHarryPotter: what has he done now?
bookwormluver: took points off harry for carrying his laptop around! Geeze even HE had his stupid laptop
thing 1: well I think I know a few people who can take care of him
thing 2: oh who??
thing 1: twin's secret my dearest twin
books-r-us: should we be doing our homework?
bookwormluver: you sound just like Hermione Granger
books-r-us: hmph!
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/theking-of-slytherin has entered the chat room/
the-king-of-slytherin: so what are you lowly lifes talking about?
iloveaslytherin: a certain blonde, bouncing ferret
ILoveHarryPotter: yeah. We are trying to figure out how to prank him
The-king-of-slytherin: he cant be that bad
iloveaslytherin: definitely a slytherin. G2G bye
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ILoveHarryPotter: whats with him??
Journal of: the-king-of-slytherin
Subject: Potter and the stupid Golden Trio
Well it would seem that Potter and the Golden Trio are causing quite a stir. They have been found either on their laptops or chatting with the stupid and incompetent Professor Black and Professor Lupin. I mean what do those two see in the golden trio? They aren't anything special.
On other news: I think I must be going crazy but I actually like muggle music. Especially……….. Sweeney Todd. For those who are too lowly to know what Sweeney Todd is, then you have your brains in your arses like the know-it-all. Sweeney Todd is a musical and a thumping good one too. It's about a Demon Barber (reason number 1 why its good: it has lots of blood in it) and most of the music/songs are dark and mysterious. Here are the lyrics to my favorite song:
These are my friends.
See how they glisten.
See this one shine...
How he smiles in the light.
My friend.
My faithful friend...
Speak to me friend.
Whisper...
I'll listen.
I know, I know you've been locked
out of sight
all these years, like me
My friend...
well I've come home to find you waiting.
Home, and we're together!
And we'll do wonders.
Won't we?
You there, my friend?
Come let me hold you.
Now, with a sigh, you grow warm in my hand.
My friend!
My clever friend...
Rest now, my friends.
Soon, I'll unfold you.
Soon you'll know splendors
You never have dreamed
all you days,
my lucky friends
'Til now your shine was merely silver.
Friends, you shall drip rubies, you'll soon drip precious rubies...
(spoken)
AT LAST! MY RIGHT ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN!
Thumping good song. I have a few others but since my girlfriend is saying Professor Snape wants to see me, I should go. Update later
-the-king-of-slytherin
comment on: Journal of the-king-of-slytherin
I must say I shall be checking this musical out. I have a cousin who has the movie so I think I shall "borrow it" next summer when I return to pick up the last of my "things" before I move in with my godfather. And that is a good song.
-iloveaslytherin
comment on: Journal of the-king-of-slytherin
you sound like Malfoy. You really do. You talk of the golden trio and Harry Potter as if they were a bunch of blood traitors and what not.
-bookwormluver
comment on: Journal of the-king-of-slytherin
if you're the king of slytherin, then how come your paying attention to such trivial muggle things? And did you know that Sweeney Todd dies in the end??
- books-r-us
PROFILE OF: padf00t21
Name: ummmmm
Residence: Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and wizardry
Age: 38 years of age
Description: very handsome ;)
Favorite hobbies: pranking, hanging out with my godson, going on dates with my boyfriend, pranking, terrorizing one of the other teaches here, watching my godson's quidditch games ect ect
Dislikes: werewolf haters, most slytherins (one or two aren't that bad), one deranged cousin, moldypants, my deranged cousin, moldypants, and did I mention my deranged cousin??
Favorite food: chocolate covered strawberries
Sexual orientation: as gay as my godson
Favorite drink: hmmm a nice glass of firewhisky or a nice fanta orange (muggle drink)
Summer residence: somewhere in London but other than none of your beeswax
So I think everyone wants to murder dumbles for such an assignment but they rather like it at the same time. I think that the headmaster has lost his marbles if he thinks he can create inter-peace through this by the end of the year. I laugh to that. Well must dash. My boyfriend awaits ;) –padf00t21
re: private message to: iloveaslytherin
History of magic will always be boring I assure you. Binns only started teaching as a ghost in my 5th year and Professor Black doesn't seem to be making the class much better (though I've heard he will be trying to re-act some things. I hope not.)
As for the slytherin prince: he has faced some rough bumps and things this summer so he will be acting a bit weirder than his normal pomperous self for a while. But I have a feeling that he shall be returning to norm in a few months.
The…duck……….lord. funny. Good thing he cant read this. And while you are correct about him accessing the sight, I highly doubt that he would be able to figure out who is who so don't worry.
Just thought I would say that you have the same sense of humor of the boy that I have fallen for. Strange eh??
-myhairisntgreasy
PUBLIC CHAT ROOM
funkmasterV: well 'ello poppet
iloveaslytherin: umm hello. Have you watched Pirates of the Caribbean recently??
funkmasterV: yes. With out my……..friends with me all the time, it gets rather lonely and so I indulge in the muggle movies, particularly the ones from the states. Johnny Depp is one of my favorite actors
iloveaslytherin: im partial to Alan Rickman because he reminds me of someone
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motherBear23: well hello you all
iloveaslytherin: why hello
funkmasterV: hello
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thing 1: heads up. If you want to catch a nice prank, head to the Great Hall early and get good seats
iloveaslytherin: ummmmmmmmmmmm why?
thing 1: I hear the Weasley twins are at it again and apparently toad face is back so the prank is on her
iloveaslytherin: I love a good prank on toad face
funkmasterV: toad face?
iloveaslytherin: nasty woman. When she taught DADA a few years back, she would give these detentions and forced to write lines…………… with a blood quill
thing 1: anyways. Prank to be happening in 5 minuets when she arrives so if you are a student at Hogwarts hurry up
iloveaslytherin: I'll be only a moment. Must finish up stupid potions essay
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motherBear23: must dash too. My oldest boys are home and dinner is needed to be made
thing 1: and I have things to do, like watch a brilliant prank and then write to me mum
funkmasterV: I should go as well for I have a meeting in an hour and half.
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A/N: My Friend belongs to Sweeney Todd
funckmasterV: Voldie
thing 1: Fred
thing 2" George
ILoveHarryPotter: Ginny
bookwormluver: Ron
the-king-of-slytherin: Draco Malfoy
i want to thank imdeadsothere for the contribution of screen names.
R&R and standard disclaimers apply -moony-is-a-werewolf
