Mid-Lecture, Iruka was interrupted by a few loud snores from the back of the room. A vein appeared in his forehead and he took out 4 separate kunai and flung them at the sleeping students expertly.
By the time the other students knew what happened, they were in awe of the speed of their sensei when angered. The children that were sleeping were a Choji Akimichi, Shikamaru Nara, Kiba Inuzuka, and the one and only Naruto Uzumaki.
The former three had screamed and fell back on their rears in fear of the amazing accuracy of Iruka-sensei. Well Shikamaru wasn't exactly quivering in fear, but his pupils were perhaps a little dilated in surprise.
However, it was to Iruka's surprise that Naruto hadn't moved a single centimeter. The kid was still asleep, snoring louder even, and the kunai was mere centimeters from his nose.
It was Naruto's intuition that awakened her and she rose to the wakeful world with a loud yawn, and a small belch.
" What's up, sensei? You were jabbering on about the different Nations in this country. Why'd you stop?" She asked quite loudly.
The vein on Iruka's forehead got larger and he started yelling. " I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SLEEPING IN MY CLASSROOM, EVEN IF YOU WERE RIGHT, IT IS DISRESPECTFUL TO OUR NATION TO NOT HAVE THE CHILDREN LEARN ABOUT THE CREATION OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY!" He started to go on and on in this side lecture, and Naruto groaned, leaning against her desk and eyeing the other three that got in trouble along with her.
"Yo, you wanna ditch? I have some ramen with my name on it."
Without waiting for the other's replies, she flipped onto her desk, sprinted to the window and prepared to jump out of it.
She stuck her tongue out at Iruka-sensei and wiggled her bottom in his face before disappearing into the village street.
Iruka had turned an angry shade of red as he started to give chase to the children escaping from his lecture, and he turned to give last minute instructions to the children that were very obedient to study the last few pages lectured.
And with that, Iruka-sensei started to give chase to the four rascals that were laughing and on their merry way to their destination that had to be more important than Ninja Academy.
Two female ninjas, roped into helping capture the Ninja Academy escapees for the day, was pursuing a Kiba Inuzuka when she and her partner finally happened to glance towards the faces of the Hokage Monument.
There was a moment of silence while they stopped pursuing, and simply stared at what was Naruto's "art".
They looked towards each other and calmly commented on the artwork. " I wish the Fourth looked like that in real life. Eyeliner looks sexy on a blue eyed-blonde man.. I mean blonde mountain face…?"
It was a few hours after only the Nara, Akimichi, and Inuzuka were captured and returned safely to their classroom, that the search was still on for the Uzumaki.
How did the kid evade several top ranking shin obi in the greatest Hidden ninja village!
And on top of that, how did he deface the Hokage monument in bright daylight in a bright as hell jumpsuit!
Did no one care to look up?
But now that people have finally noticed, the women of the Ninja forces were beginning to pay particular attention to the Monument.
It is noted in Naruto's permanent file, that he managed to get the exact eye and hair color of all the Hokage's exactly correct, and gave them eye enhancement colors around their eyes.
It is also noted that the female ninjas were admiring the site of the young Hokage's with fervor.
If a notorious S-ranked criminal had managed to distract almost 45% of Konoha's Ninja force… who knows what would happen to the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
Alas, her work was done, Naruto had to remind herself to play a dumbass, and she sloppily allowed herself to get caught, just like other times at exactly 3 hours 25 minutes after escaping.
It was Iruka that tied him up and slung him under his arm, and marched him to the classroom exactly like that for the entire trip, the vein in his forehead pulsing dangerously.
Iruka dumped the boy on the floor in the classroom and immediately surprised the class with a Pop Quiz: Transformation Jutsu.
She had groaned with the rest of the class, getting some of the dirty looks shot her way, and she gladly gave them back at the rotten kids with a death glare, immediately making them shut up and turn away from her.
The first few kids transformed themselves with few flaws, except for Sasuke who did not need to utter the words, and Sakura who was seeking Sasuke's approval.
At the sight of Sakura, Naruto made hearts appear in her eyes and she jumped onto Sakura, only to be thrown on the ground as Sakura tried to get closer to Sasuke.
She glared at the dark-haired boy and straightened up when it was her turn.
Without a word, she transformed herself into the ultimate jutsu.
Her super sexy, secret awesome Sexy Jutsu. Long blonde hair, bright blue eyes, long shapely legs, clouds covering curves just barely hidden: the males of the classroom all leapt backwards and fell over, some with nosebleeds.
And there goes the other percentage of the Ninja force. Naruto was dangerous if she ever decided to get the hell out of Konoha.
"NARUTO YOU IDIOT, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF JUTSU IS THAT?" Iruka-sensei got up with tissues in his nose.
She blinked and transformed back into her kid self, looking away. " I'd say that Jutsu has the power to knock out over 50% of the ninjas in Konoha, seeing as they are male, and or females that have relationships with other females."
She shrugged, placed a huge grin on her face and winked at him.
"Why you little…" Iruka was interrupted by the bell ringing, signifying that it was the end of the day.
"Class dismissed, but Naruto… Naruto has to clean up the Hokage Monument!"
Iruka watched Naruto as he calmly walked out of the classroom. He was very suspicious of Naruto. The kid had made an excellent point.
He knew that Naruto was adopted against the wishes of the council by Tsunade. One could not, not hang around a Legendary Sannin and not absorb something of an intellect.
He headed towards the Monument to check on Naruto.
Lunch with Iruka-sensei was calming, her Ramen was hot and tasted good, and she was tired from the extra training she had with her clones. One of the clones was cleaning the monument, easy with the non-permanent markers and dyes.
"Iruka-sensei. What would you do when the universe is against you? That everyone around you , or most everyone around you wants to see you dead? That everyone thinks you're a dumb ass, and that everyone wouldn't care whether you died or not?"
Iruka stopped eating in shock, his head turned towards the young boy who's hair created shadows over his eyes. He gave the boy a tight hug, almost crying as he realized the severity of his questions.
"I would find the people that mean the most to me, and continue living for them. In spite of everyone, I would continue living for those that are dear to my heart, and perhaps slowly try to change the hearts of the people that want to hurt me or see me hurt."
She returned his hug, with a tight grip, staying silent for the longest time.
It was only until Iruka realized that his weight had become dead weight that he noticed that Naruto was passed out.
Start of a Beautiful Relationship: Non-Romantic Of course.
An Actual POV this time Yay.
"What the fuck? I already learned this? Mizuki you no good piece of shit, get out here right now! You think luring me into a trap would benefit you?"
"Naruto no!" Iruka's body appeared before mine, and I shouted pushing him out the way and stopping the rotation of huge shuriken.
I caught the shuriken and held it behind my back, pressing the scroll into the ground.
"Don't you ever fuck with Iruka-sensei, Ever again!" I screamed in anger, flinging the huge shuriken from around my back and at him.
Mizuki's eyes opened wide and he could only use the other shuriken to stop the attack with his own.
The two large shuriken crashed with a screech of sharp metal on metal and sparks and they skidded into the ground, closer to Mizuki then to me.
I clenched my fist into my hand, scowling.
"Did you ever know why the people of this village hated you since the day you were born?"
I rolled my eyes, wordlessly summoning a clone behind me and substituting it with myself so I could trail behind him.
The clone continued to speak.
" You think changing the fucking subject will work? You just tried to kill my sensei , you heartless son of a bitch!"
The clone suddenly smiled sweetly, pointing behind Mizuki with a grin on its face.
"Say good bye."
" What?" He turned slowly.
" And Hello." I smirk evilly at him, only a few feet away from him and on the same branch. Upside down. I charged up my fist to 2% chakra enhanced strength and slammed my fist into his fucking face with a savage cry, sending him through a tree and severely denting another.
I leapt to Iruka, who was staring at me in shock, tears making their way down his face.
"Iruka-sensei! Are you alright?"
I landed by his side, and he narrowed his eyes at me. " She didn't…"
I grinned. " She did." I healed a small cut on his eyebrow, my fingers growing a soft healing green before coming away from his face, only the blood from said cut still on his face.
"? Why did you fail the test?"
" 1) Because Mizuki looked honestly testy to me. A desperate glint was in his eye, and his vitals were demonstrating anxiety. And 2) I simply don't know the Academy Clone Jutsu. I never had the chance to learn it."
I shrugged and turned to look at the scroll.
" I decided. Just now. To protect the people I care about, I have to be the strongest ninja in the village. And you know who has that title?"
I looked up at the light sky, tears running down my face. " You know who has the power to change things in a country this large?"
I smirk as I feel Iruka's headband cover my forehead, the cloth warm from his body heat.
"You'll need the rank Genin first."
" Of course…" I smirk, looking towards the two large shuriken entangled within each other.
I whisper. " Of course I will."
