Rei: We're back!
Kita: I think they see that, Rei.
Haiomi: This time we have a guest appearance!
Kita: Introducing our good friend-
Bittersweet Masquerade: How's it hanging Narutards?
Kita: Well, onto the chapter… Today's session is over Itachi.
Bittersweet Masquerade: Rest In Peace, Itachi-san.
Rei: We don't own Naruto so you can't sue us! Nyah!
Bittersweet Masquerade: We also don't own Batman and yes, there is a reference in there from the movie.
How to make Itachi want to us Tsukiyomi Sharingan on you:
1. Ask him why he's so serious all the time.
2. Get him anti-aging cream for the 'wrinkles' on his cheeks.
3. Get red contacts and pretend to be him for a few days.
4. As he starts to go blind say, "Oh, man, you've got to see… Oh… Right… Never mind," every so often.
5. When he's going blind lead him around the hideout, make sure you run into a few walls. Blame Kisame for the acts.
6. Ask if Orochimaru left the Akatsuki because he turned the snake sannin down.
7. Cut off his pony tail while he sleeps. Remember to leave evident pointing to Kisame, like perhaps the missing article in Kisame's hand.
8. Braid his pony tail – once it grows back – in his sleep. This time blame Deidara. Can't blame Kisame for everything, right?
9. Fill his room with stuffed weasels.
10. Replace his cloaks with a weasel costume.
11. Place live – rabid – weasels in his closet.
12. Constantly pull back his sleeves. When he asks why tell him you were checking to make sure he wasn't slitting his wrists.
13. Call his cloak a man dress.
14. Ask if he wants a man purse with that man dress.
15. When someone looks at him scream, "Don't look into his eyes! You'll turn to stone!"
16. Whenever he walks into the room play Weasel Stomping Day.
17. Steal various important items from all of the other Akatsuki members. Hide them in Itachi's room.
18. Tell Deidara that Itachi agrees with his form of art and wishes to learn from the best. Tell Sasori that Itachi agrees with his form of art and wishes to learn from the best. Tell both artists to go to his room to give him the lesson at the same time. Be sure to record the 'Lesson.'
19. Steal his nail polish and put super glue in its place.
20. Shine a flashlight in his face at random intervals. When he demands to know why you are doing it say you wanted to brighten up his day.
21. Randomly hug him on missions and such. Then say, "Tobi told me to do it."
Kita: Well, there's all twenty one. Kisame's next, followed by the immortal team. Do tell us which one you want first, Hidan or Kakuzu. We want to know what you want.
Bittersweet Masquerade: Heh, I haven't been on in like forever.
Rei: Yeah, we all fail.
Kita: I digress but whatever.
Haiomi: Do remember to hit the button right below our little conversation here, peoples. We thrive on reviews.
