Naruto ate a lemon.
"Sasuke eat this booger!" Sakura got out the booger she had saved in her pocket. "It's a magic booger and it will make you love me!" Sakura held out the booger as everyone stared at her. But as she stared at the booger she realized how appetizing it looked and stuffed it in her mouth. "Uh oh." The booger began to work its magic and make Sakura fall in love with Sakura. "Sexy no jutsu got nothing on me!" Sakura flipped her hair.
"Will you all just go away so I can have my alone time with Naruto!" Sasuke yelled. Suddenly Itachi died. Naruto didn't know if Itachi was dead or alive so he decided to see. He crouched down, opened Itachi's eyes and squirted in the lemon juice. Itachi got sick even though he was dead.
"He's dead." Naruto said. Suddenly Itachi turned into a zombie. Ino ate a golden poop and ran away screaming while sucking on eggs. Itachi took the lemon juice out of his eyes and drank it. Then he went pee on Naruto and ran away screaming.
"Oooooh," Sasuke winked at Naruto. "That cologne just makes you more attractive." Naruto drew a
picture of himself on a tomato and threw it. Sasuke chased after it because he thought it was really Naruto. Then Naruto went to the place. Sakura followed Naruto to the place. Sasuke was still running after the tomato. When he finally got the tomato Sasuke made out with the tomato.
