"How are we supposed to sneak around the Hokage?" Chouji asked. Everyone pondered that for a minute when Sasuke said,
"Invisible Jutsu." (I don't know if that exists, but it does now.)
"Won't she still know?" Kiba asked.
"As long as we don't make any noise, or knock anything down, it should all be good." Shikamaru said. Everyone looked at Naruto.
"I'll do fine. After all, out of all of us, I'll probably get beaten up the most." Naruto said, and no one could disagree. They all did the invisible jutsu, and nothing of them showed at all, not even their shadows. They went down, in pairs. Sasuke and Naruto in the lead, with Shikamaru and Chouji in the rear. They went down the stairs, and followed the voices of the girls, and found themselves in Sakuras's living room. They didn't dare go closer. Everyone was sitting on the couches.
"Just ask him." Tenten was saying. Apparently she was saying this to Hinata, who was blushing more than usual.
"Come on, Hinata why in the world would he turn you down?" Temari asked. Hinata looked like a tomato.
"It's not that easy." Tenten said, trying to make Hinata stop blushing.
"Yes. It is. All she has to do is say 'hey I like you', and he'll say that too, and they live happily ever after." Temari argued.
"If it's that easy, why don't you tell the guy you like?" Tenten asked.
"Speaking of which, who is it?" Ino asked. Temari blushed.
"Why don't you tell us who you like Tenten?" Temari challenged. Tenten blushed.
"I think we all know who everyone likes." Sakura said.
"I know who Tenten likes, but not Temari." Ino said. Sakura opened her mouth, but the timer on the stove, made that beeping noise.
"Looks like that cake is done." Sakura said, and went into the kitchen to get it.
"Hinata, why don't you just work up the courage to do it? It's not like that knuckle-head will be mean." Ino said.
"B-But he l-likes-" Hinata started, but Temari interrupted her,
"Sakura's a tramp." Hinata gasped, in surprise, while everyone else, didn't even blink.
"How do you know?" Ino asked. Temari looked at her, as though she were crazy.
"It's because tramps never get turned down." Temari said.
"She's gotten turned down by Sasuke." Tsunade pointed out.
"That can't count. The guy has problems." Tenten said.
"Like what?" Ino asked. Everyone smirked.
"Well, for one he has a superiority-complex."
"He's too obsessed with his training."
"He's too smart for his own good."
"He has no personality whatsoever."
"And his hair looks like a duck butt."
"And his name has uke in it. And we all know what that means." Ino took some time to absorb all of this.
"But he's so cool!!" Ino squealed. Everyone rolled their eyes. Sasuke was blushing, and very happy he was invisible. All the other guys were trying to not die of laughter.
"Who wants prove that Sakura's a tramp?" Temari said. Everyone nodded, and the guys couldn't wait to see what would happen now. Sakura came in with chocolate cakes, and Shikamaru had to hold onto Chouji's invisible arm.
"Hey, Sakura, are you a virgin?" Temari asked. Sakura laughed.
"Hello, I'm 15, of course not." Sakura replied.
"…….Have you ever been turned by a guy who's not Sasuke?" Tenten asked.
"…………..Nope." Sakura replied, and took a piece of cake.
"Thanks that's all we needed to know." Temari said. A little too much, Sasuke, and Naruto thought.
"It's only 1:10, and it's already the worst sleepover I've been to." Tsunade said.
"Well, we could play truth or dare." Sakura said.
"Now? Shouldn't that wait until nighttime?" Temari asked.
"There is never a wrong time to play truth or dare." Sakura replied. For once, no one disagreed.
