Author's nonsense: I honestly have nothing cool to say, so I'll quote a song.
"& I can show ya how to hump without makin' love; the way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak." Idk. It was something, at least.

I didn't notice it until recently, but Jenus or whatever the hell his name is is kinda sexy lookin'. MMMMNNN. I would tap that. I would srsly tap his fine little ass.

This is going to be short because I'm pressed for time. Waah. D:

I'd like to apologize to people who have read this chapter before I got to edit it. I didn't know the stupid Document Manager would screw up my formatting. *sigh* Anyway, it's fixed now so yei.

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Jenus and Belias searched the bath and the entire castle for nearly four hours. There was no sign of Sara, anywhere.

Now they were double checking the bathtub.

"Maybe he got sucked into a black hole, and was taken to Earth," Belias suggested from in the bathtub.

"Why the hell would Earth want him?"

"Earth loves gay men."

"Let's fuckin' go to Earth!"

Suddenly, something jumped on Belias's back and screamed, "Surprise buttsex!!"

Belias screamed and the predator, which happened to be Sara, hopped off, giggling.

"Heika!" Belias shouted, spinning around to face Sara. "Where have you been?!"

"In yo ass, stealin' yo virginity."

"Lol! Earth should have kept him!" Jenus laughed.

"...I'm not a virgin," Belias replied, blushing.

"Bullshit!" Jenus scoffed.

"It's okay Belias!" Sara smiled innocently. "I will fix all things for you! I'm your magical fairy godmother!"

"Relatives shouldn't have sex!" Belias cried.

"That's never stopped me before," Both Sara and Jenus said in unison.

"...Jenus, I want you out of King Saralegui's castle now!"

"Yeah, that's what he said."

"I said nothing of that sort!' Sara pouted.

"That didn't even make sense, Jenus!" Belias was getting annoyed.

"I don't want to hang out with you anyway. I'm going home to my fruity shampoos!" Jenus huffed and folded his arms.

"Weren't you going to sexual attack Shinou?" Belias asked.

"Oh, yeah!" Jenus smiled. "Thank you, Sir Fuzzy Peach."

"Fuzzy Peach?!" Belias seethed.

Jenus poofed before Belias could castrate him.

Sara gasped. "You're finally in the bath! Wash your grandmother! Wash me!"

Belias let out a sigh.

"I think I'll sing a song to celebrate!" Sara hopped up and down.

"No!!"

"Let's get freaky now! Let's get fawkin' freaky now!"

"Stop it! I do not want to get freaky with you!"

"Yes you do. You know you do. You love me, Belias. You love my sparkley fairy wings. You love my grandmother breasts, you love my--"

Belias dunked Sara's head underwater.

"This time, don't come up!"

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Guner and Gwendle heard the castle crumble all the way from the other side. They scrambled to the window. After failing to stand thrice, they crawled over to it.

"Ooooooh m-m-my!" Gunter laughed.

"Well oh golly gosh, Batman!" Gwendle gasped.

"Did Yuuri have an orgasm or sumfin?!"

Gwendle narrowed his eyes. "The bastard. He would be the one to 'gasm and bring down the whole damn castle! Wolfram...you're a good one."

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"Let me join you!" Cheri screamed drunkenly as she took off in a hot pursuit of Ken and Shinou, who had stopped having sex and were now running around the temple.

"Do something!" Shinou cried.

"I can't do shit!" Ken cried back, Cheri tailing him.

"Oh~~~ Geika! You have such a cute little ass!" She giggled.

"But you're the Great Sage, you funny bitch!" Shinou dove behind a Forbidden Box.

"I know, I can't do shit!" Ken jumped inside of a box.

"You can't do that!" Shinou hissed.

But it was too late. Before anybody could stop it, the whole temple blew up in an explosion of gayness and rainbows and kittens and sunshine and pink fluffy clouds. Literally.

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Yuuri, Conrad, Wolfram and Greta were all put into the castle's hospital and were recovering from the collapse of the tower that they were in.

The boys were put into the same room, with Yuuri and his fiancée sharing a bed.

They were all able to see the explosion from their window.

"What was that? Did Gunter have an orgasm?" Conrad laughed.

"He seems like the only who could create something that gay," Yuuri added.

"Besides Sara," Wolfram scoffed.

Yuuri sighed sadly. "Sara...I miss him...he smelled really good..."

"Yuuri, if my arms and legs and back and hips and neck weren't broken, I'd hurt you. Somehow."

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"Team Rocket's blasting off again!" Cheri cried as she flew into the sky and got sucked into a black hole created by the gayness that was unleashed from the boxes.

Ken and Shinou went flying straight into Blood Pledge.

People on the ground were wondering why there were two naked men shooting through the sky.

"It's a sexual assault!' Someone said. "Someone is going to assault Maoh Heika!"

There was an uproar. The citizens of Shin Makoku prepared for war.

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"Is it just me, or do I see two naked guys coming right at us?" Conrad stared out the window.

Just then, Dorcas ran into the room. "SIRS," he shouted, because one time a javelin accidentally was plunged into his larynx, causing his voice box to have a permanent malfunction.

"Yeah?" Yuuri turned to him.

"SHINOU'S TEMPLE EXPLODED! AND, THE VILLAGERS ARE GETTING READY FOR WAR!"

"What the hell?!" The two brothers plus Yuuri gasped.

Suddenly, Ken and his gay lover flew through the window. Ken landed on Yuuri's face while Shinou landed on Conrad's bed.

Wolfram grimaced in pure horror. "Yuuri!!! Adulterous leech!! If I could move...!!"

Ken was unconscious and Yuuri couldn't move so the king was pretty much stuck with Ken's naked body on his face.

Conrad looked down at Shinou's package.

'I could get used to this,' he thought.

Dorcas just stood there, blushing, staring. "SIRS. I THINK I HAVE A BONER."