Dear Diary,
Today sucked ass.
First of all, the American idiot I live with decided today was a fucking perfect morning to wake me up by jumping on my bed.
What.
The.
Fuck.
So I nuked the fatass back to his room (:
Just kidding. But I wish. All I did was shoot him with my laser gun. That shut the fucker up.
The next fucking limey I had to deal with was that stupid whale. I told that bitch ass motherfucker AGAIN to stay the fuck away from Lithuania. I swear, that swimming tub of hydrogenated fat is tryna get rid of me. She don't do shit except swim around and eat the same amount of food as America. I donno what the hell was going through Alfred's mind when he adopted her.
Later on I got kinda bored and went cruisin' in America's car. But the police started throwing a hissy fit jus cuz I was going about 150. They started chasin me down the interstate and all that shizz. I'm pretty sure I got onto the news too! But I had to pull over eventually cuz someone forgot to fill 'er up with gas. I then got yelled at by the Boss, but I don't really give a shit about that. It was fun while it lasted :D
K, I think ima go steal America's steak now.
Bye,
Tony
