Ash and May who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, Ash on the top bunk, May on the lower. In the middle of the night Ash leans over, wakes May and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?" May leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, " I have a better idea, just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married!" Ash says happily, "OK!" AWESOME!" Then May says, "GOOD ... Get your own fucking blanket!...
