AUTHOR'S NOTE: Giggly piggly boggly boo! I have a crossover, full of gay smut for you! Read it and touch your goodies, yes indeedy, for those love juice glaciers, are ever so needy!

Now, for a song.

I'll keep your secrets

I'll hold your ground

When we have gay sex in the night

I will never frown

--fin--

NOW ON TO THE STORY!!!!

And then, Harry's wand emitted a strange sparking redness, which encapsulated Radcliffe, and filled his manwomb with ladyspunk.

Ronald Radcliffe Weasley grinned cheerily. "Wot wot, pippin-mate! What art thee doing?"

"I am impregnating you with my manseed!" Harry said. But, he was not being honest. He was lying, as a matter of fact. Thus, he was a Don't-Be. Ron, being a Do-Be, giggled sternly.

"Harrison Bergeron Grint Potter, that is Not True (tm). You are a Lady Inside and thus you have ladyspunk."

"Indeed I do. Please forgive me, Charlie the Choo Choo. Don't make me ride on Blaine, he's such a pain, Roland is the gunslinger and that is the TRUTH, I was forced into prostitution and that is the TRUTH, I am Stephen King and my characters' dialogue is sometimes stilted and full of Maine-esque bits of unreality and that is the TRUTH, if it do ya fine."

Ron was impressed. Harry was talking through the lips of his boner. He kissed Grint's penis on the lips and then encapsulated the goldmember in his mouth, biting with his teeth. Harry, squelching fastidiously, said, "Yes, please!"

HOWEVER. There was a time VORtex off to the east! Onward and upward, Kyo emerged from the stable. Yuki pounded him anally while Kyo, naked, stood in the dormitory of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Satanry. Ron, who was busy buggering Harry, did not notice. (a/n: duh, you would be too if you were buggering)

Draco Malfoy was suddenly there because I (the author) desired for him to have sex with Kyo. Oh God, how I desire that! Draco's dick was throbbing under a corona of blonde pubic hair. He strode forward, the muscles in his thighs working, and tapped Yuki on the back. When that didn't work, he punched the woman-voiced (a/n: if you're watching dubbed Fruits Basket, then maybe this doesn't hold true for you ... but holla at me, fellow subbed-watchers!!!) motherfucker in the face. Then he hugged him, tears streaming down his serpentine face, cuz he was GOOD AT HEART AND HERMIONE KNEW SHE COULD CHANGE HIM IF SHE STUCK WITH HIM AND LET HIM ABUSE HER COOCHILY CUZ SHE LUUURVED HIM AND

lurve shall

conquer

aaall.

see it rising

stare in wonder

here it beckon

you to dance

feel it hold you

take you under

i'm your god

of second chance

second chance

second chance

second chance

domine

domine

domine

domine

domine

domineo

domineo

domineo

domineo

domineo

domineo

domineo

dum dum DUM dum dum DUM dum DUm dum dum DUM bunch more dums I can't quite translate I, PhilyraHD, am masturbating to Trans-Siberian Orchestra and fantasies of contentment

Neville Longbottom is one bad-assed motherfucker. Sing it, sista!

NEXT UP: Sex between Kyo and Draco. Hell, yes. But, you'll have to wait for Chapter Four.

NOTE: song used BY PERMISSION

(of Sex Addicts Anonymous, Inc., an organization founded by PhilyraHD)