It's been like a month. I planned on making this a Twoshot but…I couldn't break my reviewers hearts, so here I am! This Chappie is dedicated to Sakura 2010-shs.
Disclaimer: No way will I ever own Pokemon.
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Dawn rolled over in her sleep and tapped one of her Pokeballs. "Pachirisu, use Spark…" She mumbled in her sleep. The little electric Pokemon came out yawning.
"Pachi? (What is it?)" It put a paw to its head, thinking. "Pachi, Pachi. (Oh yeah, Spark." It's fur cackled as blue electricity danced across it's pelt.
"Ah!" Dawn shot up, her hair frizzing in all directions, some areas of it were smoking. "Argh…return." Dawn grumbled, holding up Pachirisu's Pokeball. Pachirisu obeyed and disappeared in a flash of red light. "And Piplup, come on out and help my poor hair with Bubblebeam!" She said quietly, not wanting to wake up Prune Head.
"Pip Piplup! (All right!)" It said, smoothening down Dawn's hair.
"Thanks. Now return." And Piplup too disappeared into the red light (A/N: NO! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!). "Now what? I'm booored. Hmm…" She decided to sing "Barbie Girl" by Aqua (A/N: I personally despise this song, buut… a reviewer asked for it and who am I to ignore my reviewers?).
Hi, Barbie.
Hi, Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump in…
I'm a Barbie Girl
In a Barbie world
Life
in plastic
It's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress
me everywhere
Imagination
Life is your creation.
Come on, Barbie let's go party!
I'm a Barbie Girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's
fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
Life is your creation.
I'm a blond bimbo girl
In the fantasy
world
Dress me up
Make it tight
I'm your
dolly
You're my doll
Rock 'n' roll
Feel
the glamour in pink
Kiss me here
Touch me there
Hanky Panky
You can touch
You can play
If you say: "I'm always yours".
"In Lugia's name, shut the hell up!" Paul shouted.
"You interrupted my so-ong." Dawn whined.
"Yeah, well your lucky I didn't 'interrupt' your breathing!"
"Psh. Let's just go." Dawn huffed. She crawled out of the tunnel and started walking.
You know, troublesome girl, I'm gonna regret saying this but, you're going in the direction we just came from."
"Eh…I knew that. I was checking to make sure you did." Dawn sweat dropped and followed him in the other direction.
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"Brock, we've been walking for hours. How do we know Dawn didn't escape already? She could be waiting at the Pokemon Center right now." Ash complained. Pikachu nodded its agreement.
"Trust me, she's still down here. Call it…a man's intuition." Brock assured his nervous friend.
"All right. Hey, look!" Ash found the cave Dawn and Paul had been in the previous morning. He poked his head inside and saw a gold clip on the ground. "Isn't this Dawn's?" Brock nodded.
"They must have been here recently." The breeder concluded.
"Then we shall continue onward!" Ash said heroically. Brock rolled his unseen eyes.
"Come on, the sooner we get going the sooner we can find Dawn."
Dawn and Paul had been walking in silence for about a half hour when Dawn just couldn't take it anymore. "So uh, listened to any good music?" She asked pathetically, but desperate for conversation. Paul sent her a hard glare from over his shoulder. "Guess not…"
"Why won't you leave me alone?!" Paul demanded. Dawn's face hardened.
"Well excuse me for wanting to be with the boy I like!" She huffed angrily. Then, her hands flew to her face to hide the crimson blush. OMG! I CANNOT believe I just said that out loud! Paul's eyes widened.
"What?" Why I am all tingly now that she said that? Argh…stupid teenage hormones.
"Umm…I uh, um, er…" She stuttered still blushing.
"Well guess what?" NO! Damn those hormones!
"W-what?" Dawn looked up nervously.
"I suppose it wouldn't hurt to let the stupid, annoying, troublesome girl that I like to travel with me." Paul mentally slapped himself. He never revealed his feelings! Dawn's eyes lit up.
"Really? Y-you like me?" She stuttered. Paul was having an inner argument with himself. Damn it! Now what?
Uh. You kiss her. Duh.
Who the hell are you?
You hormones/consciences. And by the way…
No.
No what?
No everything!
…I'm gonna have to take over…
WHAT?!
Tsk tsk. I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this but…
Clickclick.
WHAT DID YOU DO!?
I switched our places. Your welcome.
NOOOO!?
YEEESS! Get over it. Bye!
Unknowingly to Dawn, the boy in front of her was not who she thought he was anymore. It was still him, but not him. It was……HIS HORMONES!! AHHH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! So PH (Paul's Hormones) tilted Dawn's chin up and kissed her.
Ok. My job here is done.
ClickclickTHANK ARCEUS! You are so dead!
You can't kill me. I'm you.
Then the only way to kill you would be to kill myself?
Yes- NO! You still have the rest of your life ahead of you!
Fine.
By the way…your still lip locked with Dawn.
Eh?
Bye! –poofs-\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
"Argh! Another dead end!" Ash whined. Brock sighed.
"Ash, there's a smaller tunnel right-" He broke off at the sight before him. "here." Dawn looked up sheepishly.
"So, uh, I guess Pikachu's okay." She pointed to the little mouse Pokemon that was smiling diabolically.
"Yeah. I never guessed you and Paul would end up together. I though it'd be Kenny or-" Ash stopped there. Dawn and Paul both blushed lightly.
"Or who, Ash?" Dawn inquired.
"Zoey."
"E-eh?" Dawn stuttered.
"Never mind."
"Um, er yeah…come on, let's just go." Dawn ushered them out of the small tunnel. Paul rolled his eyes and pushed past Ash and Brock.
"See you losers later. Assuming you ever get out of here. If not, I'm not sending a rescue team after you." He muttered before disappearing down a dark corridor. Dawn sighed.
"Guess some things never change." She smiled." "But I'm okay with that."
So how'd you like the ending Chappie? I know it long awaited and I wasn't gonna be so evil as to wait any longer to put it up. R&R!
