Disclaimer: I do not own kappa Mikey characters
Lily's P.O.V.
"Good luck" I said as Mitsuki ran out the door to start her date with Mikey. I took out a remote I kept in my pocket, pushed a button, and my I.C.F.E(In case of fashion emergency) closet turned back into a little box. I grabbed it and put it in my purse. I glanced out of the window just in time to see Mikey drooling over Mitsuki. I giggled when she closed his mouth. At this rate he'll be hers by the end of the day. Mitsuki looked up at the studio and noticed me watching. So I winked at her and she winked back. I closed the curtains and went over to sit on the couch. I feel very confused, sad, and mad at the same time. I mean just because I don't have 'the one' like Mitsuki does. Well maybe that guy from my dream? Maybe the dream was somehow showing me my future husband. Yes, and also the tooth fairy is having a date with Jack Frost. Yeah right, when I was ten I decided that all fairy tales were not true, so this 'the one' I'm looking for is not real either.
I heard a Knock at the door.
"I'm coming" I said as I got up. When I opened the door I saw Gonard and Guano. "What do you two spazzes want" I said with an annoyed look on my face.
"Good morning Lily it's so nice to see you too." Guano said sarcastically.
"Can we come in?" Gonard asked with his 'I promise we won't do anything to make you upset' eyes.
I stared at Gonard and the purple annoyance. Well it's not like they're going to destroy my room.
"Come in" I said. Man I was getting soft.
"Thanks" they said together as they walked into my room. I shut the door and turned around to see that they were in the living room. Gonard motion me over to sit down on the couch.
"Don't do anything you'll regret" I said while sitting down. Then the lights went out and two spotlights came down on Gonard and Guano (who were now wearing tuxedos). "Oh no what are you two idiots planning?" I said already regretting letting them in.
"This." Gonard said taking a huge machine out of his pocket.
"What is that?" I said examining the strange thing. The body of the machine was red with three different color cannons sticking out of it. The first cannon was green, the one in the middle was blue, and the last one was yellow.
"Ladies and gentlemen" Gonard said in a deep voice. "Put your hands together for the ultimate game Food-ca-Ball."
"No." I said simply.
"Please Lily." Guano said "The game is very easy to play. All you have to do is shoot a ball into the basket ball hoop… while having food thrown at you at 100mph."
"No." I said again.
"Why not?" Guano whined.
"1) There are no baskets on that machine and 2) Why should I play with you two?" Gonard took a remote from out of his hair and pushed a button and three basket ball hoops came out.
"The reason you need to play is because Mikey is hanging out with Mitsuki today and we don't have a third player the rules say we need three players." Gonard said while taking a breath of air.
"Oh, since the rules say so, I wouldn't want to break them, so I should throw away all my common since and play this ridiculous game." I said sarcastically.
"Great! You get the yellow helmet because you're a girl." Gonard said while putting yellow helmet on my head.
"No you spaz I meant…"
"Oh, I almost forgot you'll need this." Gonard said ignoring me. The idiot pulled my helmet up a little and forced a tooth guard in my mouth with his free hand. "We wouldn't want you to hurt your teeth, now would we?" Gonard put his helmet on and turned to Guano. "You ready?"
Guano adjusted his helmet and nodded and Gonard turned back to me. "Are you ready Lily?" I tried to say 'No you spaz and get this stuff off me.' but the mouth guard made it impossible to talk so all that came out was a "Mrph!" sound.
"What was that?" Gonard asked.
"We should take as a yes." Guano said and then smirked evilly at me. "She did say she wanted to play."
I'm going to kill that little purple fuzz ball, he's not dumb like Gonard he knows I don't want to play.
"Well let the games begin." Gonard said while pushing another button on the remote. The machine started to throw food at us. I grunted as a coconut hit my head(well it hit my helmet, bet trust me I felt the impact.). Food stared hitting me left and right my sailor outfit probably has a million stains that will never come out. "You have to be quick like me." Guano bragged as he dodged 15 hotdogs in mid-air. I ducked as a pizza came towards me. "Mha(it's 'Ha' but she can't talk with the mouth guard)" I said as three other pizzas hit me. "If you're not good at dodging the food, try it my way." Gonard said. I looked over at him to see that he's eating all the food that was thrown at him(No surprise there.). "THROWING BALLS" The machine said. Three balls came out of the machine. The yellow ball, of course, hit me in my head along with ramen and a chocolate cake. "Now try to make a basket." Guano instructed me as he tried to doge the food and make a basket.
CRASH! O-M-G I forgot that we were in my room. I turned around to see the carpet and the walls covered in food. The vases were broken, and that crash was the sound of a watermelon hitting the TV. I put my hands on the sides of my helmet and tried to take it off. Man, Gonard had put this thing on tight. When I finally got it off my head I spat out the mouth guard and screamed.
"Gonard! Turn that machine off NOW its destroying my apartment." Gonard immediately got the remote and pushed the off button. "SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING" The machine said. "SYSTEM OVERLOAD…GOING TURBO." Food started to come out of the machine like crazy. Every single one seemed to be aimed towards me though. I dove to the floor and put my arms around my head. Yuck I could feel the food in my hair on my arms, I swear I'm going to kill those two and bring them back to life to clean up this mess and then kill them again. "Turn it off." I screamed. Gonard had somehow made it to the machine and pulled the plug(when did he ever plug it up?). "Lily?" Gonard said slowly while helping me up. "Are you ok?" Guano said finishing Gonard's sentence. I glared at them and my eyes must've turned red because they started to back up. "Gonard. Guano." I said angrily. Do you know how when there is a bad word on a TV show and they *beep* it out. Well lets just say there was a continuous *beep* for 15 minutes.
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"Now get out of my room." I yelled as I threw them and the machine out of the window. I looked around to see the damage. Everything, except for the bedrooms and the bath room, was either coverd in food or broken.
"Ozu is not going to like this." I said to myself. "Well what he don't know won't hurt him." I heard a knock at the door again.
"Lily, it's me, Ozu." Great why did I have to jinx myself, now I have to explain this. I open the door and Ozu's eyes were wide when he looked at me, well why wouldn't he be shocked I was covered in food.
"What is the meaning of this?" he screamed. "Yeah you covered in food." Yes Man said behind him.
"Two words." I said calmly despite the fact that Ozu scared me half to death with that entrance. "Gonard and Guano." I backed up so they could see the room. I waited for Ozu to scream, but it never came.
"Lily get washed up. I had already expected a disaster to happen today so there will be a crew here to clean up. They will be here in 30 minutes and you won't be able to come back into your room until 2:30. And for Guano and Gonard, I'll tell those two…" Fire surrounded Ozu and his eyes turned red. "I'll deep fry them and serve them to Yes Man if they ever do something like this again."
"Yummy Guano." Yes Man said with a knife and fork in his hands. Ozu grabbed him by the collar and dragged him out of the room.
I took a quick shower and got all the food off of me, but I think there's still something in my hair. I put on a pair of jeans, a pink shirt that says 'Drama Queen' on it, and white sneakers. I looked at the clock it was 12:30. I grabbed my phone, blanket, and headed off to the roof to clear my head.
When I reached the roof I went to the edge to look down at the people. I've always liked being up so high, it helps me think and I've already decided that I would never let any of my cast mates in my room/apartment again.
"Why did Gonard have to be so stupid and think that I wanted to play." He was happy though, I can see that smile…that wonderful smile. Wait, because of that spaz I can't go back in my own room for two hours. I sighed as I took out my phone to text my friends, but then I realized something, all my friends were in the middle of shooting a movie or a fashion shoot. I put away my phone and spreaded out my blanket on the roof's floor. I laid down on the blanket and my eyes started to feel heavy until I fell asleep.
I didn't know how long I was sleeping so I looked at the clock on my phone, it was 1:29, well at least I don't have to wait long for the cleaning crew to finished my room.
"Lily." I heard someone say from behind me, but when I turned around to see who it was it started to rain, HARD. I couldn't see a thing. I heard steps coming toward me. I tried to see who it was, but all I could see was the shape of a man's body. A man that looked the same as the guy from my dream.
"Stay away from me." I screamed at him as I started to move back. I am feeling very bad case of déjà vu. The person stopped so I stopped moving backwards. I had to stop regardless for the fact that I was at the edge of the building again. I started to take a step forward so I wouldn't fall, but knowing all the luck I had today I tripped and I felt my body fall. I screamed "I'm too pretty to die!" Then I felt some on grab my arm.
"Hold on Lily." It was the mysterious man. He pulled me up with no effort at all. I was pulled into his chest and his arms went around me as I was catching my breath.
"Who are you?" I asked, desperately wanting to know the person who maybe this 'the one' I been thinking about today.
"What? Lily, it's me, Gonard."
"What?" I said looking up him only to get rain in my eyes. "Gonard!" I started to blush when I realized how close we were. "What are you doing out here?" I asked in shock because I can't believe I thought he was 'the one'. I'm never letting Mitsuki's fairy tales get to me like that again.
"Can I tell you once were back inside, it's kinda raining out here?"
"Oh, yeah sure." We both went back inside and headed back inside and headed back to his room to dry off.
"Here use this to dry off." Gonard said handing me a towel.
"Thanks." I said. Gonard started to stare at me then his face turn red and he looked away. "Your shirt is kinda wet do you want to borrow one of mine?" I looked down at my shirt I knew it was wet but it was also see through O-M-G he can see my bra.
"Yes please." I squealed. Gonard, who was looking the other way, handed me the shirt. I ran into the bathroom to change. I put on the shirt and it was one of the blue ones Gonard wears. It was really big on me, but it would have to do. When I walked out of the bathroom I noticed that Gonard had quickly changed out of his outfit too. He was wearing a white tank top (the type guys wear I don't know what its called.) and a pair of faded jeans.
"You can sit here with me." he said pointing to a spot beside him on his bed. I took off my shoes and sat next to him, it was awkward, but it would have to do.
"Gonard where's your mom?"
"She got this new job as a translator, whatever that is, and moved to France." he said in what seemed a hint of anger in his voice. I put my hand on his shoulder and said.
"I'm sorry." "
She said she didn't want to be a burden on me anymore, but she wasn't a burden on me. 'You need to mature Gonard, you need to learn how to live without me and experience things that other young men your age would. I know you don't understand but you will.' That's what she said but I don't understand. Lily, you're smart make me understand." Gonard grabbed both of my shoulders and made me face him. He was crying and I want to help, but knowing me I'll just say something that will make things worse.
"I…don't know." I turned my head away because I couldn't look at him "Gonard." I said slowly. "What do you think your mother meant?" Gonard wiped his eyes and thought for a moment.
"That I'm a big boy now and I don't need her as much anymore."
"That seems about right Gonard." I said smiling at him.
"Yes and also the square root of pie is cake and the evil leprechauns are planning to evade the earth with the space men from Pluto." I glared at the idiot, this is one of the rare moments that we have a conversation and he has to ruin it. Gonard got the message when he looked at me and sat back down. More awkward silence arose when I realized I forgot to ask him something.
"Why were you on the roof?"
"I wanted to say sorry for messing up your room and your outfit. When you threw us out the window I wondered why you got so mad since you said you wanted to play. I asked Guano and he said you were being sarcastic. Then he explain to me what sarcastic meant. Then I asked him if he knew you didn't want to play why he didn't tell me. He never answered me though. So, anyway sorry."
"You are forgiven, but Guano, not so much. Where is he anyway?"
"Yes Man is chasing him with a deep fryer." I started to laugh as I imagined the scene.
"Lily?" Gonard said, making me stop laughing. "Why didn't you recognize the sound of my voice on the roof?" Gonard asked with a very concern look on his face. "You looked really scared."
Like I'm really going to say 'I had this dream last night about this guy who was about to kiss me and I thought you were him.' "I had just woken up from a nap and I was still kinda groggy."
"Oh, well that makes since." he said completely believing my lie.
"Do you want a sandwich?" he held out an sandwich that he had taken out of his pocket. I hesitated, but took the sandwich from him only because I was hungry. Gonard was shocked because I had once told him that I would starve to death before I eat one of his sandwiches. So, of course he was staring at me waiting for me to take a bite. I held my breath as I took a bite. My eye went wide, the sandwich was actually good.
"You like it?" he asked as I swallowed.
"YES." I said taking another bite.
"That's great" he said taking out a sandwich ten times bigger than mine and started to eat it.
When we finished our sandwiches we just talked about nothing in particular when I said.
"Can we watch the news I want to know how long it's going to rain." Gonard gabbed the remote and turn it to the news. "This just in. because of all the rain the uptown area is flooded. It is expected to stop by 5:00. So stay away from down town." said the anchormen. Gonard turn the TV off when they showed live footage of the disaster. "I hope Mitsuki is ok." I said trying to think about what bad things could've.
"Yeah and Mikey too." Gonard said getting up. "Let's watch a movie. What do you want to watch a scary movie, a action movie, or a scary and action movie."
"Action and scary, this will help me plan revenge on Guano." I said.
"Lights on or off?" "Off!" He turned the lights off and sat back on the bed. Gonard hadn't even made it through the first ten minutes before he laid down and fell asleep. I couldn't blame him though the movie wasn't that great and I started to get drowsy untill I fell asleep.
"Lily, wake up." I heard Gonard say as he shook me. I sat up and rubbed my eyes. "What do you…" I gasped as I looked around. We were in a field of lilies. "What are we doing here?" Gonard grabbed my hand, pulled me up, and put his hands around my waist. "I had to prove a theory." he answered shyly. "what theory?" I asked confused. "That's for me to know and for you to find out." he said placing his lips to mine.
I woke up to realize that I was in Gonard's arms. If I could see my face right now I bet it would be red. How did I even get in his arms? I tried to get out of his grasp, but he just pulled me closer to him. My head was mashed against his chest. I tried to get away from him again, but he was to strong. Thank god he was asleep because I would've killed him if he was awake. Well at least he doesn't smell bad like he usually does. He smells like peaches and cream, my favorite. O-M-G I'M SMELLING HIM NOW! Note to self: hit myself later.
"Lily." I heard Gonard mumble in his sleep. The next thing I know I'm falling, head first, on the floor. "I didn't use your tooth brush to clean Guano's feet, it was Mikey." Gonard cried, waking himself up. He looked over at me.
"Hi Lily, what are you doing on the floor?" I glared at him and yelled.
"Well maybe if I hadn't been pushed off of the bed I wouldn't be on the floor." It felt good to be mean.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Gonard said helping me up. "Yeah a-huh." I said looking at the clock, it was 4:30, how did it get this late? "I have to go. When do you want your shirt back?"
"Give it back any time. Let me walk you to the door." I nodded, grabbed my wet t-shirt, and headed to the door.
"Thanks for having me over." I said quietly so Gonard probably couldn't hear me.
"You're welcome." he said hugging me and spinning me around. "Gonard stop it." I said half serious and half laughing.
"Oh I almost forgot to thank you for saving me from falling off the roof earlier." I said as he put me down. "So, thanks." I said giving him a very quick peck on the cheek. "You're welcome." He said also giving me a kiss on the cheek. "Well…than bye" I said walking (almost running) to the elevator.
When I got back to the room it looked liked it never been covered in food. Even the broken things had been replaced. I put my wet shirt in the dryer and plopped down on the coach. I hate to admit it but I'm used to weird days like this. WAIT A SECOND… GONARD SAID HE USED MY TOOTH BRUSH TO CLEAN GUANO'S FEET!
AUTHOR'S NOTES: PLEASE REVIEW AND SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMER MISTAKES AND I'LL UPDATE THE FOURTH CHAPTER SOON
