Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, but Masaya is still way better off on Pluto.

Me: "Nothing to say, here's the last chapter, apart from the Masaya bashing bonus chapter, which I'm still writing."

Bostet: "I have something to say."

Me: "What?"

Bostet: "Cake!"

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"Well now we have only Ichigo and Kish left to interview, so I decided to interview them together." Kittens Jaguara announces.

Kish happily walks into the room.

Ichigo walks in and is mumbling. "Why is everyone so mean, I don't deserve to be stuck here with Kish. Someone save me."

"What's so bad about it kitty?" Kish asked sarcastically, and then he smirked.

Ichigo wanted to pound Kish's face in. What is his problem? Seriously!

"Hi Kish and Ichigo! Are you ready to start the interview?" Kittens asked.

"Yes! I wanna go home!" Ichigo whines.

"I'm ready." Kish seems so happy.

Ichigo gives Kish the 'Zackuro Death Glare.'

"Ok." Kittens looks at on of the questions. "This one is for Kish. How would you react if Ichigo liked you?" The question, from Ichigo.

"I would be so happy!" Kish says in an excited voice.

Kittens reads another question. "Ichigo, do you like Kish?" Obviously, from Kish.

It takes a moment for Ichigo to answer. I knew this was coming! "Um…No." Ichigo gets shocked by the lie detector.

"It's not nice to lie neko." Kish has a really big smile on his face.

"Oh shut up Kish!" Ichigo yells at the green haired alien.

"Well, because Ichigo got shocked, she is lying, so she does like Kish." Kittens points out the obvious.

"Can we go to the next question?" Ichigo whines.

"Ok fine." Kittens reads a question to Kish, from Ryou. "How would you react if Ryou liked Ichigo?"

Kish gets an evil look in his eyes. "I basically would pound his face in, hit him with a shovel, and…"

"That's all we need to know!" Kittens interrupts Kish. "The next question is for Ichigo. Do you like Ryou?" Guess who it's from, Ryou.

"Heck no! That moron won't give me a raise!" Ichigo answers, rather loudly.

Kittens reads a question. "Kish, why do you like the ol…err Ichigo?" The question was from the midget, Tart.

"That's a hard one; it would take me forever to list everything! I like everything about, except the fact that she likes the ugly nerd." Kish calmly answers.

Ichigo is blushing bright red. She slowly starts to talk. "Actually, Masaya and I broke up."

Kish cheerfully floats around the room. He starts talking in a happy, yet mocking tone. "No more nerd boy, no more nerd boy, no more…"

"That's enough Kish!" Kittens yells.

"Can we hurry up so I can leave?" Ichigo complains.

"You have two questions left for Ichigo." Kittens looks at another question. "If you could throw rotten eggs at Tart, would you?" It was from Tart.

"Yes! That midget calls me old! I'm like what, only two or three years older than him!" Ichigo replies, slightly loudly, and with some anger.

"Ok, Kish, last question." Kittens reads a paper from Pudding. "Can you do a back flip? If yes, prove it."

"Um…I think I can." Kish cautiously replies.

"Well prove it." Ichigo teases him.

"Fine I will." There's confidence in his voice, but a little bit of nervousness in his eyes.

"We're waiting." Ichigo impatiently reminds Kish.

Kish gets in position, and does a cartwheel.

"That's not a back flip." Kittens nags.

He tries again. This time he does a somersault.

"Wrong again." This time Ichigo tells him.

"I don't know what a back flip is." Kish finally admits.

"Well we didn't need 'Mr. Points Out the Obvious a Lot' to figure that out." Kittens sarcastically remarks.

"Can we go to the last question? I wanna go home!" Ichigo whines.

"Ichigo, here's you last question." Kittens reads Pudding's question to Ichigo. "What did Ichigo and Masaya nonada break up?"

"It's a long story. It all started one day at the park…"

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(Flashback from Ichigo's POV)

I was standing near the big fountain waiting for Masaya, wearing a ring that he gave me. "Where is he? He's never late." I asked myself.

I decided to walk around the area to pass time while I waited. As I walked, I saw a sight that shocked me:

Masaya was sitting on a park bench, kissing a long-haired blonde girl. I don't know who she was.

When, they finally stopped, Masaya said goodbye to her as he walked away. He had his head turned to look at her, as he walked. Masaya was not paying attention, and walked right into me.

"Oh hi Masaya, who's your friend?" I greeted him.

"Oh Ichigo, this um…" Masaya looks at the blonde girl.

"Peach." The blonde finishes his sentence.

"Hi Peach, I'm Ichigo I use to be Masaya's girlfriend until about a minute ago." I glared at my former boyfriend.

"What a coincidence, I use to be his girlfriend too." Peach also glares at Masaya.

I took off my ring, and threw it at him. "We are through!"

Peach rips off the necklace she is wearing by breaking the chain, and threw at Masaya. "Have any other girlfriends you didn't tell me about!" She yells at him, then she stormed off.

I start running to get away from him, and his big lying butt.

(End Flashback)

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"That is a long story." Kish comments.

"And, it happened two days ago!" Ichigo adds.

"Well, Ichigo, now you can leave." Kittens tells the Mew Mew.

"Actually, I might hang around for a while. You know, to see Kish." Ichigo admits.

"I'm sorry to say, but your time is up, you have to leave." Kittens looks at Kish. "Both of you have to leave."

"Well, then I guess we'll go." Ichigo grabs Kish's wrist. "Come on Kish." She drags Kish out of the room.

A little tortoiseshell cat walks into the room carrying an envelope in it's mouth.

Kittens takes the envelope from the cat.

The cat walks out of the room.

Kittens opens the envelope, and silently reads it. "We are going to have a surprise guest, Masaya!"

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Bostet: "What happens next?"

Me: "I can't tell you! Didn't you even listen to the begining?"

Bostet: "No, so, I'll have to wait like everyone else."

Me: "Yep!"